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babazhengzaichufanglizuocai,tingjianwohuilaichuanzheweiqunnazheguochanzoulechulaixiaozheduiwodao:
“fanfanhuilaila,babajinizuolenizuoaichidetangcuxiaopai,fanmashangjiushule,nixianxixishouqu。”
妈妈也笑这揶揄道:
“nibabashuonizheiduanrizixinkule,jintianyidaqingzaojiuchuqumaicai,shuoyaoqinzixiachu,rangnijianshiyixiatadeshouyi。”
kanzhezheiyishidebabamamahaihuoshengshengdizhanzaiwomianqian,woyankuangshunjianhongle,mianqiangjiangyanleishoulehuiquhou,wopuguoqubaozhuletaliang。
“babamamawohaoxiangnimen。”
爸爸笑着调侃:
“caizheimeyixiaohuierbujianjiuxiangbabamamala,zheidaguinv。”
shia,duitamenlaishuowozhishichuquleyitian,danshiwoquequeshishishiyijingshiqutamenhenjiule,woshizhendehenxiangtamen。
zaibabamamahaochihaoheditouweilejitianhou,wodehuandehuanshigancaimianqiangpingfulexialai。
zheitianwodakailemouyinapp,yiyanjiukandaolewoguanzhude“yayafufu”fabiaolexinzuopin。
jingtouqiandejunnanjingnvhuailibaozheyizhidajinmao,zhengxiaoyiyingyingdijidajiacepinggezhongpaizidegouliang。
“jiarenmen,zheikuangouliang,woyuanyichengzhiweiguochangouliangtianhuaban,limiandongwuxingyuanliaogaoda67%,tianjialeduozhongyishengjun,youzhuyucujingougouchangdaorudong,dajiachongchongchong!”
“haiyouzheikuangouliang,peifangshouweijirou,diminwenhebuciji,yingyangyehenfengfu,danshijiageyouxiegui,dajializhixiadan。”
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qianmianjieshaodegouliangbushidakuatekuajiushihaohuaicanban,zhidaozuihoudekandaoletamennachulaizhuangyouwojiadegouliangdebaozhuangdai。
yayapiaoliangdeliandanshangnanyanxianqizhise,tapieleyiyan,duizhejingtouhuanglehuangshoulidegoulianghou,mengdijianggouliangrenglechuqu。
zuozaitapangbiandelaogongningningduizhejingtouqiandeguanzhongjieshidao:
“jiarenmen,zheikuangouliangdajiashenmai,womenjiadoudouchiwanlalehaojitianduzi,wohuaiyizheixiaozuofangshengchandegoulianglimiantianjialekejiyuhenhuo,yijingzhaoyouguanderenyuannaqujiancele。”
kandaozheili,pinglunlidefensihuaran,fenfenkaishishengyuanyayafufu。
“zuodehao!jiushiyaojianchipuguangzheixiewuliangshangjia。”
“womenzheixiejialiyangchongwude,jiuxuyaoxiangbozhuzheiyangdecepingbozhuduoduodajiazheixieliezhichanpin,zhichibozhu!”
dangranqizhongyehunzalejigemaiguowojiadegouliang,juedegouliangmeiwentishituweiwoshuohuadefensi,keshihenkuaijiubeizhongduodetaofashengyanmei。
womenjiadeguanfangzhanghaoyebeikuangredefensigongxian,weishubuduodezuopinpinglunqulidoushi“sangtianliang”“qusi”dengcihui。
zheiciwozhudonglianxileyayafufu,wentamenshenmeyisi。
benyiweiyayafufuhuichenjishizidakaikou,genwoyaoyibiqian,meixiangdaotamenzheicixuecongmingle,mianduiwodezhiwen,fanerdayilingrandishuo:“dajialiezhigouliangshiwomenzheixiechongwubozhugaizuode,wozhishizaixingzhengyizhishi,shifeigongdaozizairenxin,nibuyaoxiangzherangwoqipianwodefensi。”
buguangruci,yayafufuhaibazheiduanliaotianjilufazaileshejiaopingtaidedahaoshang,jinyibuba“wuliangshangjia”demaozizaiwotoushangkouyanshi。
jiecitamenyexuanyangleyibozijiningzhebuwanderenshe,huodelefensideyizhihaopinghezhuipeng,fensiliangzhixianshangsheng。
yucitongshi,wodelianxifangshibeichedilahei。
danshitamenbuzhidao,zheiyangzuofanerzhengzhonglewodexiahuai,zheici,nimenyehaohaochangyichangwangbaodeziweiba!