第2章 你大爷!坑爹啊!

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沈荌荌:……

nimentemeshuazha,tahaimeitongyini!

erqie,jiuzheipaohuideshenti,haiyoutiaojian?

你大爷!坑爹啊!

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“fuqinjiuzheimepobujidaixiangyaojiangwomiekouma?”shenananzhengkaiyan,yizhishouchengzhedimianzuoqishen,houbeiyizhuhoumiandejiashan,yicihuanchongtacikechongxuefanyundedanao,tataimoukanzheshenwantuzuijiaojinggouqileyimoqianxiao,neixiaoyizhixiaqueshishenbujiandidebinghan。