“xixi，meinvwokannimianxiangbufan，shibainiannandeyijiandejipinmianxianga，ruoshiwocaidemeicuo，zaibujiuhounijianghuiyujianyigemingzhongzhudingderen。”
longlongfadongdehuocheshang，qizhongyijiechengkebijiaoxishaodehuochexiangshang，yimingchuanzheposu，xiangmaolveyouyisijunlangdeshaonianzhengdaizheyilianxiaoyigenzuozaitaduimiandemeinvliaozhetian。
shaonianmingweizhangxiaofanshishenshanchulaidenonghuhaizi，zheiyicizuoshangzheiliangqianwangyanghaishidehuocheshidasuanwanchengtayeyejiaodaijitadeshiqing。
zhangxiaofandeduimianzuozheyimingmeinv，tashenchuanhongsedilingtxu，xiashenchuanzhebaisedechaoduanqun，yitouwuheilianglidezhangfa，guaziliandanshangdejingzhiwuguanjianzhiwuketiaoti，fangfoshangtiandazaodeyiban。
meinvzheiyicipeitongtashushuquhuangshanqiuyide，zhibuguoqueweiguoshiwangfanhang。
zuoshangzheiliangzhangtudehuocheyeyoudabantiandeshijianle，meinvyejuedetingwuliaode，zhenghaoyanqianyouyigetingyangguangdexiaoshengundasuanzhaozijidashan，neimetayebujieyigentaliaoliao，doudouta。
erqiebudebushuozhangxiaofandechuanzheshizaishitaiguo‘chaoliuqianxian’le，zheiniantoujuranhaiyounengrenchuanzhebajiushiniandaidezhongshanzhuang，jianzhishiyigejipin。
“nizheixiangshunengzhunma？”meinvmeimouzhalezha，dingzhezhangxiaofan。
“dangranzhunle，wodexiangshukeshicunlidehuanglaotoujiaode，tadexiangshukezhijidafudagui，youquanyoushidedarenwukan。”zhangxiaofanxixiyixiao，henshiyangguang。
“额……”
zheihuarangmeinvyitouheixian，ganqingzheishaonianzhangdetingqingxiuchunpode，zheizuipiziqueyouxiebulaoshi，haijidarenwukanxiangni。
xiangdaozheili，meinvyouxieshiwangdeyaoleyaotouduizhangxiaofandexingqudajian。
tabuxihuanneizhongkaikoujiuchuixuzijiyouduolihaideren。
zhangxiaofansihukanchulemeinvxinzhongdexiangfa，buyoudeyidao：“nibuxin？”
“buruzheiyangba，nijiangnideshengchengbazigaosujiwo，wolaibangnisuansuan！”
beizhangxiaofanrenzhenqiezhizhedetaidujiuchanzhe，zuizhongmeinvzhihaowunaijiangzijideshengchenbazigaosujilezhangxiaofan。
“ruoyuning，zheigemingzihaoa。”
zhangxiaofannadaomeinvdeshengchengbazizhihoubianshiqiazhiyisuan，buguoyihuideshijianjiusuanchulemeinvdeshengchenbazilai。
“woqu，zheiyetaiqiaoleba！”zhangxiaofanyilianjingxidebiaoqing。
“biezheimehewohaoba。”ruoyuninghuchuyikouqihoubailezhangxiaofanyiyan。
“zhendeshitaiqiaole，nimingzhongzhudingdeneigerenjiuzaizheiyijiechexiangli！”zhangxiaofanxiaoxixideshuodao。
“真的！在哪？”
ruoyuningyitingzheihua，xianranyeshiyilianjingxidebiaoqing。
“xixi，zaizheini。”zhangxiaofanzhilezhiziji。
jiandaozheiyimuhou，ruoyuningzuijiaoyizhenrudong，ganqingzheirenzhishizhizhongdoushizaishuaziji？
“nibiebuxina，woshuodedoushizhende。”
“qishinimingliyouyichangdajie，xuyaoyouyuanrendexiangzhucainenganranwushiduguozheichangdajie，erwojiushinimingzhongzhudingdeyouyuanren。”
zhangxiaofanjilijieshi，dasuanrangruoyuningmingbaitadeyongyi。
danshigezhengchangrendoubuhuixinzhangxiaofandezheifanhua，ruoyuningyeshiruci。
“nizhendangwoshaa，wocaibuxinnishuoni。”ruoyuningduzhexiaozui，qinghengyisheng。
“jiusuannizhendeshiwomingzhongzhudingderen，woyejuebuhuigennizaiyiqi！yaoshirangrenzhidaowomingzhongzhudingrenshiyigetubaozi，woqibushiyaobeichaoxiaosi。”
tazenmeyeshitangtangyanghaidaxuedexiaohuazhiyi，yaoshibeirenzhidaotadenanpengyoushizheiyangyigejipin，neitazaiyanghaishidemingshengqibushihuiyuyidanle？
“bu！dalaoponishuocuole，wocaibushishenmetubaozi，nibiekanwochuandeyiban，danwoyeshiyigejijuxiuyangdezhishifenzi。”zhangxiaofantaiduyibian，fangfobianchengyiweizhishiyuanbodexuezhe，jiulianshuohuadeyuqidoubutongle。
“ninalixiangzhishifenzile？”ruoyuningzuijiaoyizhenrudong，yuefajuedezheigexiangmaoqingxiudeshaonianhenhuichezheixieyoudemeidele。
“suhuashuodehao，bunengyimaoquren，biekanwochuanchengzheiyang，danyaoshishuohaotingyidian，wozheijiaobingchileifengzhuyijingshen，guanchejieyuezhuyi，zhiyaoshihainengyongde，dangranjiuyaojixuyongxiaqule，langfeiduobuhaoa。”
“suiranwochangnianzhuzaishenshanzhong，danyeyouyikeqiuxuejinqudexin，suoyiwoshichangqugebilaowangjiayongtadexiaobawangdiannaokanyixiezhongriwenhuajiaoliudapian，xiangshenme‘yikuyiku’‘yamadie’zheixieribenhuawodouzhidaoshishenmeyisi，nanbuchengzheihaibuzuyizhengmingwoshiyigereaixuexidezhishifenzima？”
zhangxiaofanyizhengyancibianjiedao。
ruoyuningzhendeshijizhangxiaofanguile，tafashizheibeizimeijianguozhangxiaofanzheiyangdeqipa。
“dalaopobubiexina，woshuodedoushizhendea，tiandikejian，riyuekezheng！”
“停！”
若雨凝懵逼的不行。
zheijiahuozenmejiuzhijiejiaozijizuolaopole？
而且还加一个大字！
ganqingtahaidasuanzhaoxiaolaopo？
zhongdianhaibushizheixie，ershizijihetacairenshibudaobantianjiujiaozijijiaodezheimeqinre，neimeyihouhaidelea。
“bieba，womencairenshibudaobantian，bazihaimeiyipienijiurendingwoshinidalaopole？”
“woxiangxinzheigeshijieshangyouyijianzhongqingdeyinyuan。”zhangxiaofanyiliandezhencheng，zhenzhi。
zhende，ruoyuningzhendeshibeizheijiahuodabaile。
jiuzairuoyuningfangqidikang，renyouzhangxiaofanshuogegoushi，chexiangfangjianmenkouzoujinyigeren，tayijinchexiangjiuduizhezhangxiaofanlengyanxiangdui：“heng，xiaoxiaonianjishenmebuhaoxue，pianpianxuezheizhongjianghushengun，nifumuruoshizhidao，kendingyaojiqisi。”
zhangxiaofanshunzheneigerenkanqu，faxianshiyimingnianjidayueyousishiduosuidezhongniannanzi，tashentikanqilaisuiranjianshuo，danmianpangqueshidaizheyimonanyichajuedexufuhecangbai。
tashenchuanangguidexizhuang，jushoutouzuzhijianjirenyizhongshangweizhedeqizhi，rangrenyikanjiuzhidaozheishiyiweidarenwu。
zhongniannanzimingweiruozhentao，shiruoyuningdeshushu。
“叔叔。”
ruoyuningjiandaozhongniannanzizhihou，binbinyoulidehanleyisheng。
ruozhentaodianlediantou，suijiduizheruoyuningshuodao：“yuningwogennishuoleduoshaobian，genburenshidemoshengrenbuyaotaiduofeihua，nijiushibuting。”
“wozhidaole。”ruoyuningbeixunhuahouzhideluchuyigewunaidebiaoqing。
daoshizhangxiaofanlveweibumandeshuodao：“zheiweidashu，wogenwoweilaidalaopotanqingshuoai，niguandeyetaikuanleba。”
jianzhangxiaofanyijiusipilailianchanzheruoyuning，ruozhentaomeitouyizhou，fuxianyimonuyi：“nixiaozizuihaoshoulianyidian，ruoshiburandengdaoleyanghaishi，worangnichibuledouzizou！”
mianduiruozhentaodehechi，zhangxiaofanmeitouyizhou，benxiangchushoujiaoxunxiata，danquehuranyaotoutanxiyishengshuodao：
“bale，benxiangchushoujiaoxunjiaoxunni，rangnizhidaomaofanwodexiachang，danjirannishenhuaianji，woyelandechushoule，fanzhengnixianzaiyezhiyoubangeyuedeshijiannenghuole。”
ruozhentaotinglezheihuahoudunshiyinu，jiuxiangduizhangxiaofanfabiao！
kejiuzaitatingwanzhangxiaofanxiabanjuhuahou，neizhangdaizhenuyidebiaoqingqueshituwubianse！