第3章
“bushi，niduinvhaizinengbunengwenroudiana？”muqianlicuwanliumei，fenfenbuman。
tabenyiweizheinanrenturancongshuilizhanqilai、shigebaolukuang，meixiangdaoshuaigexiashenchuanlekuzi。
boboyicengdexieku，jintiezhetajianshuobizhidedazhangtui。
nanziliansecangbai，shenqingqiaocui，sihuganggangdachuneiyixia，yijinghaoguangletaquanbutili，cishihuxidoubujunyunle。
“nvren，niyiweiwoyidongbudong，nijiukeyihuzuofeiweileshime？”
nanziyaoyaqiechi，zhoushendeshaqiruhongshuimengshouxijuanerlai，lengkujile，“jirannizheimexiangsi，neiwoxianzaibianchengquanleni！~”
hualuo，nanzitiaochushuichi，chaomuqianlizheibianjiannandizoulai。
“biedong！”muqianliwanyaojianqizijideyishang，kuaisuchuanshang。
jiranmeinanzheimekangju，tajintianshimeifabawangyingshanggongle。
nanzijiaobuyidun，milemimouzi，“nihaiyoushenmeyiyan？”
“yiyandaoshimeiyou，danbenxiaojieyouyijuzhonggao。”muqianlipielepiezui。
nanzimeijiehua，ershilenglengdidingzheta，xiangshixiayimiaojiunengjiangtasichengsuipian。
muqianlibaozhegebo，shangxiasaolenanziyiyan，ranhouyoupiexiangwenquanshuichi，“nitineizangzheyizhongjudu，ruruobujiajinjiuzhi，kongpahuobuguojinniandongtianle！”
heng，guangkaopaozheizhong‘yaoshantang’jiuxiangjiedule？
开什么玩笑。
nanziyanshenzhandouleyixia，nudao：“wozhongmeizhongdu，genniyouheguanxi？”
zheinvrenhaizhenyouyisi，turanpaodaotamianqianyaoqinre，weiguohou，haijiaxingxingdibaichuyifushenyizaishidemoyang。
“当然有关系啦！”
muqianlifanlegedabaiyan，zhilezhiziji，“wonengbangnikanbing，danzuoweihuibao，niyeyinggaibangwojiedu，zanliangxianghuchengquan，qibumeizai？”
“ruhebangnijiedu，hehuanma？”nanzihuanglehuangshenzi，tineijudufazuo，kanxiangmuqianlideyanshenyeyufahuanghule。
muqianliliezuiyixiao，zhongzhongdiantou，“dui，mashanghehuan，zhiciliangchenmeijing，fenweiganshizu~”
yixiangdaoyaobajueqiangdemeinanzhengfu，muqianlidexinlijiulechengyiduohua。
zaozhidaogangcaijiubumangzhechuanyishangle。
nanzibilebiyan，taiyangxueshangqingjinbaotiao，“woningyuandufashenwang，yebuhuirangnizheizhong**zhitudecheng！”
muqianli：“......”
haizhenshiruanyingbuchi、youyanbujinni。
qiazaizheishi，menwaichuanlaiyizhenhuhansheng，“shanzhuangjincikele，lairena，baohudianxiadeanquan！”
piankehou，shushimingheiyianweichaowenquanxiaowuzheibianyongleguolai。
muqianlimouguangyilin，“cao，beifaxianle！”
nanzi：“......”
zheidaodishisheijiadenver，cubidiaoman，yidianjiaoyangdoumeiyou。
muqianlijibujiuchongdaohouchuangqian，yijiaochuaixiachuangshan，huitoupiaolenanziyiyan，“shuaigege，zanmenyouyuanzaijianla！~”
tayiweinanzihuizhuiguolaibatadaizhu，sheiliaotazhishiqigugudidengzheziji，meidongdifang。
muqianliyechencijihuiliuchuzhuangzi，taozhiyaoyaole。
“呼，呼，好险！”
tongwangjingchengdeguandaoshang，muqianlibianzoubianchuanzhecuqi。
miqingsanchedifazuole，yaoxiaoqianglie，jiaodetaquanshenguntang、zoulufapiao，kandongxidoumomohuhude。
jiuzaitashuangtuifaruan，kuaiyaohunmiguoqushi，daizaibozishangdexianglianhuranzhenzhanyixia，bingbamuqianlideyishilarudaoyipianpangdadexukongzhizhong。
zheilidongxiqiquan、yaopinfengfu，gezhongziyuanshubushengshu。
xiangshiyigequzhibujinyongzhibujiedewuzikongjian。
muqianliyanjingliangleliang，mosuozhexiongqiandexianglian，“yuanlaiwoyeyoujinshouzhiha。”
tajiushuoma，laotianyebuhuirangtabaobierwangde。
nanenggangchuanyueguolaijiubeimiqingsandusini？
zheigewuzikongjianshitazaiqianshishi、anyezuzhimimichoujianchulaide。
baoshixianglianbianshidakaikongjiandeyaochi。
chuletazhiwai，zuzhineihaiyouliangmingshashoujiemeiyongyouyaochi。
kechuanbaozhashi，neilianggejiemeieryechenruhaidile。
buzhidaotamenhuibuhuixiangzijizheiyangxingyun，nenghunchuanyishi、zhonghuoyihui。
muqianlilaibujiduoxiang，zaikongjianneinachujieduyaopin，zhijiefuyongxiaqu。
youzhaodaodianjiuqingxiwaishangshangkou，yongbengdaibaohao。
chuliwanzheixiehou，tianyijingmengmengliangle，chengmenkaiqi，muqianlixunzheyuanzhudejiyi，huidaojiangjunfu。
mudajiangjunchangnianzaiwai，funeidajumingmianshangshiyoudafurenqiaoshizhangguan，shizezaodouluodaosanweiqieshishouzhong。
dafurenyoumingwushi，zhongbingzaichuang，shoujinleweiquhebaiyan。
liandaizhemuqianliyebushoudaijian。
zheibu，tagangkuaguomenjian，dasuanhuiqubuyijueni，quebeiyingmianzoulaidesanxiaojiemuqiaoerlanzhule。
“yohe，jiejiezheishigennageyenanrenguihunyisu，lianyishangdousipole？kanlainimenwandehen**ma，hehe！~”muqiaoerjiaoxiao。
yinyangguaiqideshengyin，muqianlitinglejiuyizhenfanwei。
tasaoshimuqiaoeryifan，xinliyouledagaidedinglun。
muqiaoersuiranburumuxiaochaneibanlaolian、burumuxiangdieneibanyuanhua，dantashouduanquejiqiyinxianedu。
muqianligeboshanghehoubeishangdebahen，jiushimuqiaoeryidaodaohuachulaide。
“zenme，benxiaojiequnale，haidetiqiangennizheishunvbingbaoyishengme？”muqianlibulengbure。
muqiaoertingle，shunjianhuomaosanzhang，“**，nichicuoyaole，nizhibuzhidaonizaigensheishuohua？”
pingshidayibazhangdoubuganhangshengdefeiwu，jintianjingrangangentadingzui，jianzhishifantianle。
benyiweimuqianlihuixiangwangchangyiyang，beizijidejiaomashenghezhu。
nazhitabujinbuhaipa，fanershangqianyibu，chixiaodao：“jirannidaqingzaojiuxihuanmanzuipenfen，neijiejiejiuhaohaojiaonizuoren！~”
shuowan，muqianliyibajiuzuanzhumuqiaoerdetoufa，ranhouzaipurenmenjingchademuguangxia，beizhuaidaochitangqian。
“jian、**，nifenglema？nikuaifangshou，buran、buranworangwoniangbalenidepi！~”muqiaoerjianjiaodao。
zheixiao**shibushifengle，tayoumeiyouxiangguozheimezuohuidailaishenmehouguo？
muqianlishineizhongnengdongshoujiujinliangbubibidexingge。
tagenmuqiaoeryouzheshenchoudahen，guangkaobibinengjiejueshenmewenti？
“xiao**，ni、nisongshou，niyaoshiganluanlai，wojiuhualannidelian，cixianideyanjing！”muqiaoernushengpaoxiao。
muqianlizaichitangqianzhanding，gouchunlengxiao，“jinquxige‘reshuizao’ba！”
“嘭！”
“啊？啊啊啊！”
“puteng......”