第1章

(daifudenaozishoujichu!)

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dajiahao!woshinimendepengyou,lihua!

meicuo,jiushineigejingchangshoudaowaiyuxiaozuowendelihua!

zaimoucishouqugeweiyoudilaideyoujianshi,wochenmiyupoyigeweidejiamiyoujian,weicengzhuyiwanglaicheliang!

yushi,nimendepengyoulihua——chuanyuele!

(yihougeweijiububizaijiwoxie“jiami”youjianle,zanmenyibieliangkuan,geshenghuanxisai~!)

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huaxiagudou,qiannianzhangan!

“起立!”

“同学们早上好!”

“老师早上好!”

“好变太~!”

zaizhengqihuayideshengyinzhong,yidaohuopodenvshengyindiaobuheshiyidexiangqi。nvshenghaosiquanranbujueyoushenmebutuo,yikexiaonaodaijinjindedingzhejiaoshihoupaidefangxiang。

jiaoshizhongrendeshixiansuizhenvshengdemuguangyidong,xiangzhejiaoshihoupaiwangqu,houpailiangmingnanshengyouruhelijiqunbanxianyanerduomu。

diyimingnanshengzhangxiangshuaiqijuelun,shengaoxiuzhangliting,yishuangheibaitouliangdemouzidangzhonghaosiyunyuzheyipianxingheyibancuican。neibancanjuerenhuanbanderongyan,xianglaishibuhuiweilechifanfachoude!

dierweinansheng,bu,huoxuyingdangchengzhiweimenghan。qishengaoliangmiyouyu,yishenkuandadexiaofunanyanqipengpaidexiongji,zhangxiangsuishuoputong,danpoyouyiguyinglangqizhi。

ruoshijiangerrenfenkai,yingdangshixiaoyuanzhizhongjiweiyangyandenanzijiaren,xiaocaoxiaoba。

ranercishidehoupaishang,shuaiqinanshengzhengyongyishuangxiuzhangdeshou,zhangliangzhewei**shengjiweikuazhangdexiongdaji!

“biantai,shizaishitaibiantaile!”

qianpaideneimingnvshengyilianxingfendeguanchazheerrendejudong,kouzhongdenannanshengcongweitingzhi。

suizhezhongrenmuguangdezhujianhuiju,jiaoshideqifenkaishibiandeyuefaguiyi,jiangtaishangyimingxizhuanggelvdezhongniannanzishenzhousanfachuzhenzhenwuxingdeheiqi。

“lihua,xiaoming,nimenlianggejiwogunqianmianzhanzhetingke!”

yizhenyayifennudezhongniansangyinzaijiaoshixiangqi,jiangjiaoshideguiyiqifenjiaodeposui。

“laoshi,wojubao,shilihuagerendexingwei,wozhishigewunengdeshouhaizhea!”

“老师明鉴啊!”

shengaoliangmi,hunshenjiroudexiaomingyilianweiqudekanxiangjiangtaishangdelishilaoshi——sufengtao!

“嗯?”

“paokaishishibutan,nandaonijiumeiyoubandianzerenma?”

lihuabukezhixindekanzhenongmeidayandetongchuanghaoyou,zheixiaozibushihaorenya!

“吧嗒!吧嗒!”

pixiezhongzhongcaitadeshengyinjianjianzoujin。

zhengyuxiaomingmuguangsisiduizhidelihua,hudeyigedansheqibu。

shenxingmaliudexiangzhexiangzhejiangtaidefangxiangzouqu,haosiwanquankanbujianshenqiandesufengtaoyiban。

haihaoxiaoyepaodelisuo,lihuayuguangyipie,sufengtaoneishabaoyibandadequantou,ejiaoliuxialeyidilenghan。

“哼~!”

sufengtaolenghengyisheng,caizhechunheidepixiehuidaolejiangtaizhishang。

lihuazhanzaiqianpaikaochuang,muguangsuizhesufengtaodejiangjie,sixufenfei,congxiaojieshoudexinxizaixinzhongfanyong。

jujinyiqiannianqian,lanxingshangchuxianlewushudeyikongjian,wushuyizuziyikongjianzouchu——shichenglingjing。zici,renleixianrulequrudekangzhanzhizhong。

zaixueyuhuodebianzhizhong,zhongzuyuyanxudeguanghuixia,renleizhongshoucichuxianlejuexingzhe——【lanxingcifu】。

jujinbabainianqian,renzuduiyucifuzhilidezhangwoyufashenhou,zaiduiwaizhanzhengshang,renzukaishizhujianqudeyoushi。

raner,youshihaiweijinxingkuoda,bianyouxindedirenzilingjingzhongzouchu,zheiyipidirenyouzheqiangdaerqitedeliliang。

renzudejuexingzhezaiyuzhikanghengdeguochengzhongmingxianchuyuxiafeng,zhanzhengzaicixianrunitan,shenzhiruoshi。

jujinwubainianqian,sanbainiandeguochengzhong,renleijianjianwajuechuneizhongqiyierdutedeliliang,danhaosishaoleshenmeyinziyiban,zheiguliliangchichiwufaweirensuoyong。

qiafengcishi,renzuwubainianyichudetiancaizuzhi,yifengqingyang、shuipiaorou、haifeitiandengsandadianfengjuexingzheweishoudexinshengdaiqiangzhe,tichulezhudonggongjilingjingdeyian,ciyiandangnianbingweitongxing,beigeguohezuojueyichu——【lianbang】jinxinggeqian。

zhuduoxinshengdaitianjiaoxingaoqiao,bufulianbangjueyi。

zaimouciyuxiaoxinglingjingdezhanzhengzhizhong,bugushangjilianfadeshierdaoquanfanling!**quanzuzhizhili,gongrulingjingzhizhong。

suihou,zhuduotianjiaozhicishilian。danrenzukeyiquedingdeyidianzeshi,tamenbingweixiaowang。yinweigaichuxiaoxinglingjingzineiyihou,zaimeiyouyizujianglinlanxingzhishang。

zaizhuduoqiangzhejinxingtantaozhihou,dangribeigezhideyianzaidubeibaizailelianbangdehuiyitaishang,haiweidengyizhoudejueyidingdangwanjie。

lanxingtufazhendong,weizhinengliangdafudutisheng,yiweiweirenzujuexingzhedetiandizhizhuli,fenfenpojing。

fengqingyangzaixianshijian,yeweiyoufengqingyangzaixianshijian。yuzhixiangyingde,zeshixiaoxinglingjingzhakai,beilanxingsuotunshi。lanxingtiandiguizezicifusu,yuyuzhouguizequdelianxi。xindeliliangzairenzuzhizhongjuexing——qiming【yuzhouzhiye】。

juhuiguidefengqingyangsuoyan,lingjingnaishizhongzhuanzhanzhileideqiyikongjian,yizubingfeijuzhuyulingjingzhizhong。qieyizuwufapaiqianchaoyuelingjingdengjideqiangzheruzhulingjing。

jujinsanbainianqian,renzujuexingzhedafudutigao,zhanjuquanrenleidebaifenzhibashi。renzushilidafutisheng,zaiduiwaizhanzhengzhongshixianlezhuanshouweigong。

jujinyibainianqian,renzushixianlequanrenleijuexingzhedeweidalantu。

lanxingcifu+yuzhouzhiyedelianhe,shiderenzushilijinyibuzengzhang。renzuzaiduiwaizhanzhengzhongqudeshengli,jiangzhuduoyizuyazhihuilingjingzhizhong。zhici,zhanzhengdezhanchangyoujiayuanbiangengweilingjing。

shizhijinri,qianxiandezhanzhengrengzaijixu。danxianbeimenderexueyufenzhan,shiderenzudexinshengdaimenyouleyigepingwenguodudejihui。

“dinglingling,dinglingling!”

xiake**dexiangqi,daduanlelihuafenfeidesixu。

toutoumiaoleyiyantuotangdesufengtao,lihuashiqudeyanguanbi,jingxindengdaizhefangxue。

“下课!”

sufengtaojiangshouzhongdianzibisuishoupaozhijiangtai,shenxinglvxianzouchujiaoshi。

suizhejiangshideliqu,jiaoshideshengyinkaishibiandecaoza。

“xiaoming,nigenongmeidayande,juranbeipangemingyouyi!”

“laoli,nihaijiangbujiangdaoli。”

“mingerlengzi,nijizhu,laozidedaolijiushidaoli!”

lihuazuijiaoyigou,genyanqianliangmigaodejirounandanaozaiyiqi。

“keke~!tongxuemenanjingyixia!zanmenchenzhexiakedeshijiankaigexiaohui!”

buzhiheshi,yimingquxianyaorao,fengyunyoucunde**zhanzailejiaoshimenkou。

wodegaoerbanzhuren,qinqianjinnian31sui,shencaijiejinyimiqi,yaoraodequxianchongchizhechengshudemeili。shenchuanzhiyezhuangdeqinqianmaidongyishuanghongdigaogenxiezouxiangjiangtai。

“tongxuemen,jingguobanniandexuexi,gaoershengyayijingguoban。zaiqianniandemosuozhizhong,renzuzaijuexingfangmianyijingyoulechongfendelejieyuzhunbei。renzujiangcifujuexingdingyugaoerqizhong,zhiyejuexingdingyugaoerqimo。”

“mingtian,jiushigeweizouxiangshijiewutaidediyibu,xiwanggeweijinwanzhuyixiuxi,buyaoguoyujinzhang,yiyigelianghaodezhuangtaiyingjiemingtiandetianfujuexing!”

“好了,散会!”

lihuagenxiaomingmusongneishuangheisibaoguode**zhangtuiliqu,suihou,youdanaoleqilai。

xiaomenkou,lihuaqizhehuaxiazhuangbeibuzuixinyanfadezinengdanche,yuqizhegaonengmotuodezhugangdaobie。

e!duile,zhugangjiushixiaoming。bieguanweishenmejiaotaxiaoming!

lihuajiuyinggaiyougejiaoxiaomingdepengyou。