第三章第一位祈并者
地球，某小区。
“tanglang，nihuiwandayema？”
zhengxiaoxiaosaoleyiyanpingmu，faxianjifangzhongdanturankaikou：“woqiuqiuniguajiquba，niwandaye，zhendejiuzhihuidaye！conglaibuquxianshangzhuaren！”
zhengxiaoxiaokanleyiyanzhanji。
jifangzhongdan0130，duifangzhongdan0130
很对称的战绩数据。
“nidousichengzheiyangle，wozaiqubujiushisongshuangshama？”
zhengxiaoxiaonaizhexingzidazi：“fayuba，biezaisongle。”
“我送？”
zhongdankaipen：“tanglang，zhenshifeiwu。”
他在骂自己！
zhengxiaoxiaojingshenyizhen，lengxiaoyisheng。
游戏，可以输！
手艺，不能丢！
zhengxiaoxiaozhengyaofahuizijizaizuanhunjiduoniandewenxuesuyangshihou，quehenkuaixiangdaolezheishiyijujinjisai，duizijilaishuohenzhongyao。
zhengxiaoxiaozhinengannazhunuhuo，shanchuxiehaodewenxueduanluo，maitoudayouxi，nulifankangduimianxiongyongdegongshi。
“wojinjisai，dajiawenzhu。”
dannaihezhongdantaibeng，baijuwufawanhui，jifangwurensiwang，duifangzhengzaichaijidi。
zaizheiyike，zhengxiaoxiaowunaifaqiletoujiang。
penleyizhengjudejifangzhongdanhaizailengchaorefeng：“yo，tanglangyaotoujianglema？jizhequshuxiayibana？”
“不是的。”
zhengxiaoxiaoxiaolexiao，shuangshouzaixunijianpanshangfeiwuzhe：“woshijizhequnijia。”
zhongdanhenyihuo：“quwojiazuoshenme？”
zhengxiaoxiao：“dangranshiqunijia，chufawodebeidonga。”
“嘭！”
shuijingzhalie，zhongdanmanduzidenuhuowuchufaxie。
zhengxiaoxiaotuichuleyouxijiemian，kanzhejinjibaiyinshibaidexitongtishi，xinrusihui。
“banianle！banianlea！”
“woshenmeshihoukeyichengweiyimingqiangdadebuqubaiyinjiwanjia！”
zhengxiaoxiaocikemanxinkuse，meiyouledayouxidexingzhi，shunshoujujuelezhongdandehaoyoushenqing，tuichuleyouxikehuduan，zhaixialeyouxitoukui。
“呼。”
zhengxiaoxiaoshunshoubayouxitoukuidiuzaichuangshang，dianranleyigenxiangyan，huanhuantuchuyigeyoushangdeyanquan。
“jintianbushiyigeshangfendehaorizi，kankanxinwenba。”
jintianshizhoumo，zhengxiaoxiaozuoweibiaozhunzhainan，meiyouchumendedongli，zhinengyounaquleyouxitoukuidaishang。
“laorenmenshuocengjingdejianpanyouxishidaigaoshoubeichu，weiherujinxuniyouxishidaikenghuobiandi？”
“zheishizuicanlanhuihuangdeyouxishidai，yeshizuibeiaideyouxishidai！”
“xiaolongyouxicangfabuzuixinkuan！zhixu98888，songhuoshangmenanzhuang！qitianbaotui！sannianmianxiu！xindongburuxingdong！”
“tanxi！beixuniyouxihuidiaode60hou，zheiyidairendebeishang！”
zhengxiaoxiaohuadongzheyitiaotiaoxinwen，meiyoushenmeganxingqudeneirong，doushiyixieyingxiaohaozaizaixingfengzuolang。
“nandao，wojintianzhudingyaoxuduguangyinma？shangfenbunengshangfen，chiguabunengchigua，yaolangfeiyizhengtiandeshijian？”
zhengxiaoxiaohenyoushang，jiuzaitazhunbeizaiyicizhaixiayouxitoukuideshihou。
“叮咚！”
yitiaoduanxintuisongzhizijideyouxitoukuideyouxiangnei。
“emotianzai！jintianhuorekaifu！womenzhengzhongchengnuo，gaiyouximeiyourenhechongzhiqudao！yiqiezhuangbeiquankaoshouda！”
“emotianzaizhiliyujueduigongpingdeyouxitiyan！baifenbaixunidudeyouxiyinqing！jueduizhenshideshenyuanshijie！”
“laiba！jiaruwomen！huashenemolingzhudeqibingzhe，chengweikebudeemotianzaiyiyuan，yiqizhengzhanyishijie！”
......
“垃圾游戏广告。”
zhengxiaoxiaochixiaoyisheng，shunshoushandiaoleyoujian：“shuodebichuidehaishufu，nilaopozhidaoma？”
“youxichangjiabukejin，muzhudounengshangshule。”
zhengxiaoxiaoxuanzeyoujianshanchu，tuichudaoyouxitoukuizhujiemian，quefaxianzijideyouxitoukuiliqueduoleyigequanxindeyouxi。
《恶魔天灾》！
“shineikuanlajiyouxi，tazidongzaihoutaixiazaile！liumangxingjing！”
zhengxiaoxiaodanu，tazhengyaoxiezaizheikuanyouxideshihou，queturanxiangqiqianxietianzaiquanqiuyouxixiehuineikandaodegongkaixuanshangneirong：weiweihuquanqiuyouxizhiliang，huanyingquanqiuwanjiajubaolajiyouxiruanjian，zhengshiyou“qiangzhianzhuangxiazai”、“qiangzhikoukuan”、“chujiwanjiayinsixinxi”dengxingwei，jiangjiyuchufa，bingduijubaozhejinxingzhishaoyiwanyuanxianjinjiajiang。
“zheibushisongshangmendeyiwankuaima？”
zhengxiaoxiaolele，talianmangpaizhaojietu，baoliuzhengju。
zuihou，tadianjileyouxitubiao：“jiuchazuihouyibule，jinruyouxi，jietuyouxineirong，tigonggengquanmiandeyouxixinxi，yiwankuaijubaojianglijiudaoshoule！”
suizhemanxinqipanheyuyue，zhengxiaoxiaodianjileyouxitubiao，tadeyishihenkuaixianruleheianzhizhong。
与此同时。
emolingzhuwanghuiyeshoudaolemojingdetishi。
“woqinaidezhuren，diyiweiqibingzheyijinru【emotianzai】。”
......
zhengxiaoxiaozhijuedeyiguqiangliedejiyaganchuanlai，suihouhenkuaixiaoshi。
yanqianwuqiongdeheianyeyuzhiyiqixiaoshi。
dangtazhengkaiyanjingdeshihou，quefaxiansizhouyipianxuwu，youwuqiongdebaimangkuosanzaisizhou，zheilipangfoshiyipianwanquankongbaideshijie，zhouweizhiyoujidudexuwucangbai，chucizhiwaimeiyourenheyiqieshiwucunzai。
“zheilishi......”
zhengxiaoxiaozhenhanle，tanengganshoudaowuqiongdegudugancongsimianbafangxijuanerlai，wubidezhenshi，rangtawusuodunzang。
“wobushijinruyigeyouxilema？weishenmehuiyou......”
jiuzaizhengxiaoxiaonulisikaodeshihou，yidaoshayajianruideshengyincongxukongchuanlai。
【huanyingjinru“emotianzai”xuniyouxi！】
【benyouxiyoubaifenbaidezhenshixunidu，meiyiweiwanjiazaizheili，dounengganshoudaoshenmecaishizhenzhengdekongbuyuxiee！】
“GM！”
zhengxiaoxiaodahanleyisheng，shuangyandengdakanzhesizhou，mingmingzhouweishenmedoumeiyou，lianjiaoxiadetudidoubucunzai，dantapianpiankeyibaochizhezhanlidezishi。
不！
zhengxiaoxiaonengganjuedaozijideshentizaipiaofu，wanruolinghunyiyang，zheizhongganjueshifendeqimiao，erqiezhenshi。
“太真实了！”
zhengxiaoxiaoyouzhongdezantanzhe。
tagenbenbuzhidaozheilishiemolingzhuwanghuichuangzaodelinghunkongjian，wanquanguishuyuemolingzhusuoyou，bingqiezhengxiaoxiaoyechuyulinghunzhuangtai，chuzaitayouxitoukuizhongdeyouxitubiao，qishishiliantongshenyuanweimianyudiqiudetongdao。
zhiyaotaxinganqingyuandianjiyouxitubiao，xuanzejinruyouxi，jiushidakailetongwangshenyuanweimiandedamen。
“zheilinandaoshijinruyouxideshihou，jianlijiaosedejiemianma？”
zhengxiaoxiaoxixinganshouzheshentizhouweideshizhonggan，jiuxiangshicaizaiyueqiubiaomianyiyang，zheishiyizhongquanfangweidexizhiganshou。
jiezhimuqianweizhi，zhengxiaoxiaowanguozhuduoyouxi，danmeiyourenheyikuanyouxidouzuodaozheiyidian！
“太牛了！”
zhengxiaoxiaozaicifachuzantandeshengyin。
【qingtianxienindeyouxijiaosemingcheng。】
“郑小小。”
郑小小大喊了一声。
【youximingchengqueding，qingwanjiazuohaozhunbei，shimiaozhonghouzhengshijinruyouxi。】
【ninjiangyiqibingzhedeshenfen，jinrushenyuanweimian，weiemolingzhuxiaoli！】
【qingwubizunxunemolingzhudeyizhi，fengxiannidelinghun，weiemolingzhuerzhan！】
【xianzai，qingqibingzhezuohaozhunbei，jijiangjinruyouxi。】
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【huanyinglaidao，emodeshijie！】