第5章 真香阿诶!

第5章真香阿诶!

“nianzhangju,zheikuaijinzizhaopaiwodiepinlemingdouyaobaoxialai,xianzaizanshidiandangzaininzheier,ninkeqianwanyaobaohuhaota,womenyigeyueneiyidinghuibatashuhuilaide!”

“fangxinbamuxiaojie,mubiaotouguoquyebanglewomenbushaomang,womenzheixiaoxiaodediandangpuxianzaishengyiyebuhaozuo,zheicimeinengbangnimenyiba,yijinghenshikuijiule,zheiyiqianliangyinpiaonishouhao,jinzizhaopaixiaodianyidinghuibaoguanhaode!”

muyuxiaoxinyiyidinazheyinpiao,congdangpulimaizhechenzhongdejiaobuzoulechulai。

kandaoyanfengjuranhaizailubiandexiaotanchihuntun,muyudiedunshiqibudayichulai,sanbubingzuoliangbuzouleshangqu,qigugudishuodao:

“jinzizhaopaiyijingdangle!”

“当了多少?”

“一千两。”

“haibucuo,”yanfengtaitouduizhehuntuntanlaobanhandao,“laoban,zailaiyiwanhuntun!”

muyudieganjinwuzhuyanfengdezui:“nishiesiguitoutaima,yigerenchineimeduo!”

“nixiangshani,woshineizhongrenma!”yanfengtuikaimuyudiedeshou,shuodao,“nibuyongchia?”

muyudieyileng,suihouduzilifachuyizhengugujiaosheng,buyoudehonglelian。

buyihuier,xiaotandelaobanbianduanlaileliangwanretengtengdehuntun,yanfengyijingeleyizhengtianle,zhijiekaidong,ermuyudiezaijinchilejimiaoyihou,yegenzheyanfenglangtunhuyanqilai。

zuijinbiaojuxianruweiji,muyudiechibuhaoshuibuhao,jinrizhouzhanglongyuzhuyongfulainaoshi,tagengshiyizhengtiandishuiweijin。

yanfengtunxialeyikerehuhudehuntun,xinxiangzheiyishijiedemeishidaoshibubidiqiuchaduoshao。

youjianmuyudiedechixiang,taxiaozhewendao:“xiangma?”

“zhenxiang!”muyudiebuhaoyisididadao。

“zanmenzoubiaode,ruguolianchidouchibubao,nayouliqiganhuo?zheidunsuanwoqingnide,buhuazanbiaojudeqian。”

“ninalaideqian?”muyudiehanhudiwen。

yanfengdianlediankoudai,dao:“zheibushicongzhuyongfuneizhualeyibahuangjinma!”

“**!nimingmingyouqian,hairangwodiandangjinzizhaopai!”

“keke,zheijinzishiwozijide,zanmenyaogongsifenming!”yanfengyansudao,“suiranxianzaiwoshibiaojudadangjia,nishierdangjia,danzaiquerennidiedeqingkuangzhiqian,zanliangsuanshihehuorenguanxi。zheibiaojudaxiaoshiwu,wolaiguan,erbiaojudecaiwu,younifuze,ruhe?”

muyudiewenyan,fangxialetangchi,renzhendixianglexiang。

yanfengdetiyidaoshibucuo,quanyucaifenkai,cainengxianghuzhiheng,hezuogongying,zheiyangyebuhuijizijitianzibiaojubeitarenqiangzoudeganjue。

yushitadianlediantou:“meiwenti。”

“henhao,dachenglezheigegongshi,zanmencainengjinxingxiayibudexingdong。”

muyudiezhongxinnaqitangchi,wendao:“nirangwodanglezheijinzizhaopaiyoushenmemude,yiqianliangyinziyeyuanyuanbugouhaizhaideba?”

“xianzaitianzibiaojujiuzanmenliangren,zheijinzizhaopaiguazaiwaitou,jiushichiguoguodexuanfu,yaoshiyourenxiangyaomingqiangjinzizhaopai,zanmenlandoulanbuzhu,suoyihaiburuxianbatadiyazaidangpu,yilaibimianzaorendianji,erlaikeyijizanmendebiaojutigongyidianqidongzijin。”yanfengfenxidao。

muyudiediandiantou,yanfengfenxidehenzhengque,tazhujiankaishixiangxinyanfengdenenglile。

yanfengjixushuodao:“zheiyiqianliangyinzi,dangranyebushiyonglaihaizhaide,ershiyonglaizhaomubiaoshide。”

“keshiyonganchengliyouxiuweidegaoshou,daduodoubeizhangxingbiaojuzhaomule,zanmenshangnaquzhaokaopudebiaoshi?”muyudiezhouzhemeitouwendao。

yanfengwunaiyixiao:“dajie,nixiangshani,zanmenbiaojudouzheiyangle,napakaichusanbeidejiaqian,yebuhuiyoubiaoshiyuanyilaide。”

“......fenmingshinizijishuoyaozhaomubiaoshide!”

“keke,zanbutizheichaer,woxianwenni,nizhidaoxingzoujianghusidajuejishishenmema?”

“刀枪棍棒?”

“cuo,shikengmengguaipian!”

muyudie:“......”

yanfengxiaomimidishuodao:“zhengchangzhaomubiaoshishibukenengdele,zhinengkaokengmengguaipian,mingergenijiuzaizheierzuozhe,kan**zuojiuxingle!”

suiranyanfengdeyuqirangrenrenbuzhuxinfu,danmuyudiexinlizongjuede,yanfengsuoshuode“caozuo”,yidinghensao。

taxinlimomoditanqi:danyuantianzibiaojushubainiandemingsheng,buyaozazaiyanfengdeshoulicaihao......

嗯?我的馄饨呢?

muyudietanqidegongfu,yanfengjuranchoubuyaoliandicongtawanliqiangzoulehaojigehuntun!

“nizenmenengqiangwodehuntun!”

“woshenqiangtizhuang,jintianyouzouleyitiandebiao,chinilianghuntunzenmele,zaishuozheidunhaishiwoqingkedeni!”yanfengbuyaoliandishuodao。

“woyeeleyizhengtianle!”

“neinizijimaiqu,buguodeyongbiaojudeqianlaijiezhang。”

“qisiwole!!!chouyanfeng!!siyanfeng!!”

“youhuahaohaoshuo,nixianbadaofangxia,renjialaobanhaiyaozuoshengyini......”

“wobuguan,nizaiqingwochiyiwanhuntun!”

“xingxingxing,qingjiuqing,nishuonihaodaiyeshiruodabiaojudeerdangjia,zenmerucijinjinjijiao?”

yanfenghemuyudiedanaodeshihou,linzhuodeyiweikerenmomodiqishenlikai。

buyihuier,xiaoxibianchuandaolezhangxingbiaoju。

zhouzhangxinghaizaicashizhetaneiganhongyingqiang,tingdaoxiashumendehuibao,taluchuyisiwanweidexiaorong:

“nishuomuyudiezheixiaoyatou,juranganjiangjinzizhaopaijidangle?youyisi,zheizhongshiqinghuanzuotalaodie,zhipaesidouzuobuchulaizheidangzishier。”

“cishishuxiaqinyansuojian,bujinruci,muyudietamensihuhaidasuanmingrigongkaizhaomubiaoshi。”

“mingrizhaomubiaoshishiba?wodaoyaokankan,nizheiqiongtumoludetianzibiaoju,zenmezaiwozhangxingbiaojuyanpizidixiazhaodaobiaoshi!”

yipangdezhouzhanglongyoushuodao:“dage,haiyouyijianshi,juzanmenshouxiaderenhuibao,gangcaimuyudiedangjienadaoxiangyaokanneigejiaozuoyanfengdebiaoshi。”

“e?jingyoucishi?”zhouzhangxingmeitouyitiao,“doudaozheigedibule,tianzibiaojujingranhaineibubuhe。”

zhouzhanglongxianglexiang,xianjidao:

“dage,neigeyanfengshenshoubucuo,yaobuzanmenlveshihaochu,sixiajiangtamaitong,chengweizanmenanchazaitianzibiaojudewodi?”

“cishi,kexing,”zhouzhangxingdiandiantou,“zhanglong,shoumaiyanfengzhishi,bianjiaojinile。”

“dagejinguanfangxin,woyidingjiangzheiyanfengnaxia!”