第5章真香阿诶!
“nianzhangju,zheikuaijinzizhaopaiwodiepinlemingdouyaobaoxialai,xianzaizanshidiandangzaininzheier,ninkeqianwanyaobaohuhaota,womenyigeyueneiyidinghuibatashuhuilaide!”
“fangxinbamuxiaojie,mubiaotouguoquyebanglewomenbushaomang,womenzheixiaoxiaodediandangpuxianzaishengyiyebuhaozuo,zheicimeinengbangnimenyiba,yijinghenshikuijiule,zheiyiqianliangyinpiaonishouhao,jinzizhaopaixiaodianyidinghuibaoguanhaode!”
muyuxiaoxinyiyidinazheyinpiao,congdangpulimaizhechenzhongdejiaobuzoulechulai。
kandaoyanfengjuranhaizailubiandexiaotanchihuntun,muyudiedunshiqibudayichulai,sanbubingzuoliangbuzouleshangqu,qigugudishuodao:
“jinzizhaopaiyijingdangle!”
“当了多少?”
“一千两。”
“haibucuo,”yanfengtaitouduizhehuntuntanlaobanhandao,“laoban,zailaiyiwanhuntun!”
muyudieganjinwuzhuyanfengdezui:“nishiesiguitoutaima,yigerenchineimeduo!”
“nixiangshani,woshineizhongrenma!”yanfengtuikaimuyudiedeshou,shuodao,“nibuyongchia?”
muyudieyileng,suihouduzilifachuyizhengugujiaosheng,buyoudehonglelian。
buyihuier,xiaotandelaobanbianduanlaileliangwanretengtengdehuntun,yanfengyijingeleyizhengtianle,zhijiekaidong,ermuyudiezaijinchilejimiaoyihou,yegenzheyanfenglangtunhuyanqilai。
zuijinbiaojuxianruweiji,muyudiechibuhaoshuibuhao,jinrizhouzhanglongyuzhuyongfulainaoshi,tagengshiyizhengtiandishuiweijin。
yanfengtunxialeyikerehuhudehuntun,xinxiangzheiyishijiedemeishidaoshibubidiqiuchaduoshao。
youjianmuyudiedechixiang,taxiaozhewendao:“xiangma?”
“zhenxiang!”muyudiebuhaoyisididadao。
“zanmenzoubiaode,ruguolianchidouchibubao,nayouliqiganhuo?zheidunsuanwoqingnide,buhuazanbiaojudeqian。”
“ninalaideqian?”muyudiehanhudiwen。
yanfengdianlediankoudai,dao:“zheibushicongzhuyongfuneizhualeyibahuangjinma!”
“**!nimingmingyouqian,hairangwodiandangjinzizhaopai!”
“keke,zheijinzishiwozijide,zanmenyaogongsifenming!”yanfengyansudao,“suiranxianzaiwoshibiaojudadangjia,nishierdangjia,danzaiquerennidiedeqingkuangzhiqian,zanliangsuanshihehuorenguanxi。zheibiaojudaxiaoshiwu,wolaiguan,erbiaojudecaiwu,younifuze,ruhe?”
muyudiewenyan,fangxialetangchi,renzhendixianglexiang。
yanfengdetiyidaoshibucuo,quanyucaifenkai,cainengxianghuzhiheng,hezuogongying,zheiyangyebuhuijizijitianzibiaojubeitarenqiangzoudeganjue。
yushitadianlediantou:“meiwenti。”
“henhao,dachenglezheigegongshi,zanmencainengjinxingxiayibudexingdong。”
muyudiezhongxinnaqitangchi,wendao:“nirangwodanglezheijinzizhaopaiyoushenmemude,yiqianliangyinziyeyuanyuanbugouhaizhaideba?”
“xianzaitianzibiaojujiuzanmenliangren,zheijinzizhaopaiguazaiwaitou,jiushichiguoguodexuanfu,yaoshiyourenxiangyaomingqiangjinzizhaopai,zanmenlandoulanbuzhu,suoyihaiburuxianbatadiyazaidangpu,yilaibimianzaorendianji,erlaikeyijizanmendebiaojutigongyidianqidongzijin。”yanfengfenxidao。
muyudiediandiantou,yanfengfenxidehenzhengque,tazhujiankaishixiangxinyanfengdenenglile。
yanfengjixushuodao:“zheiyiqianliangyinzi,dangranyebushiyonglaihaizhaide,ershiyonglaizhaomubiaoshide。”
“keshiyonganchengliyouxiuweidegaoshou,daduodoubeizhangxingbiaojuzhaomule,zanmenshangnaquzhaokaopudebiaoshi?”muyudiezhouzhemeitouwendao。
yanfengwunaiyixiao:“dajie,nixiangshani,zanmenbiaojudouzheiyangle,napakaichusanbeidejiaqian,yebuhuiyoubiaoshiyuanyilaide。”
“......fenmingshinizijishuoyaozhaomubiaoshide!”
“keke,zanbutizheichaer,woxianwenni,nizhidaoxingzoujianghusidajuejishishenmema?”
“刀枪棍棒?”
“cuo,shikengmengguaipian!”
muyudie:“......”
yanfengxiaomimidishuodao:“zhengchangzhaomubiaoshishibukenengdele,zhinengkaokengmengguaipian,mingergenijiuzaizheierzuozhe,kan**zuojiuxingle!”
suiranyanfengdeyuqirangrenrenbuzhuxinfu,danmuyudiexinlizongjuede,yanfengsuoshuode“caozuo”,yidinghensao。
taxinlimomoditanqi:danyuantianzibiaojushubainiandemingsheng,buyaozazaiyanfengdeshoulicaihao......
嗯?我的馄饨呢?
muyudietanqidegongfu,yanfengjuranchoubuyaoliandicongtawanliqiangzoulehaojigehuntun!
“nizenmenengqiangwodehuntun!”
“woshenqiangtizhuang,jintianyouzouleyitiandebiao,chinilianghuntunzenmele,zaishuozheidunhaishiwoqingkedeni!”yanfengbuyaoliandishuodao。
“woyeeleyizhengtianle!”
“neinizijimaiqu,buguodeyongbiaojudeqianlaijiezhang。”
“qisiwole!!!chouyanfeng!!siyanfeng!!”
“youhuahaohaoshuo,nixianbadaofangxia,renjialaobanhaiyaozuoshengyini......”
“wobuguan,nizaiqingwochiyiwanhuntun!”
“xingxingxing,qingjiuqing,nishuonihaodaiyeshiruodabiaojudeerdangjia,zenmerucijinjinjijiao?”
yanfenghemuyudiedanaodeshihou,linzhuodeyiweikerenmomodiqishenlikai。
buyihuier,xiaoxibianchuandaolezhangxingbiaoju。
zhouzhangxinghaizaicashizhetaneiganhongyingqiang,tingdaoxiashumendehuibao,taluchuyisiwanweidexiaorong:
“nishuomuyudiezheixiaoyatou,juranganjiangjinzizhaopaijidangle?youyisi,zheizhongshiqinghuanzuotalaodie,zhipaesidouzuobuchulaizheidangzishier。”
“cishishuxiaqinyansuojian,bujinruci,muyudietamensihuhaidasuanmingrigongkaizhaomubiaoshi。”
“mingrizhaomubiaoshishiba?wodaoyaokankan,nizheiqiongtumoludetianzibiaoju,zenmezaiwozhangxingbiaojuyanpizidixiazhaodaobiaoshi!”
yipangdezhouzhanglongyoushuodao:“dage,haiyouyijianshi,juzanmenshouxiaderenhuibao,gangcaimuyudiedangjienadaoxiangyaokanneigejiaozuoyanfengdebiaoshi。”
“e?jingyoucishi?”zhouzhangxingmeitouyitiao,“doudaozheigedibule,tianzibiaojujingranhaineibubuhe。”
zhouzhanglongxianglexiang,xianjidao:
“dage,neigeyanfengshenshoubucuo,yaobuzanmenlveshihaochu,sixiajiangtamaitong,chengweizanmenanchazaitianzibiaojudewodi?”
“cishi,kexing,”zhouzhangxingdiandiantou,“zhanglong,shoumaiyanfengzhishi,bianjiaojinile。”
“dagejinguanfangxin,woyidingjiangzheiyanfengnaxia!”