第1章
“sitaijian，gounucai！”
“bentaizirangnichuzhuyiyingduihoutiandechunkao，niqueranglaozibataizifeixianjifuhuang。rangtaizifeizhaohuangshangjiezhong，kuinixiangdechulai！”
“老子踢死你！”
bansuizheshenshangzhenzhenjutong，yijierpandehemazhisheng，qinxuanyouyouxinglai。
kandaozijiweidunzaidi，mianqianyigeyizhehuaguidegongzige，zhengliansetieqingdiduizijihenmingtida，buyouyilianmengbi。
这是在做梦吗？
laozishenweiershiyishijizuidingjidetezhongbing，bushizhengshoumingzaiyamaxunconglinzhongzhuijitouhaoweixianfenzima？
tazhijideshizuzhuirushenyuan，meixiangdao......
穿越了！
qinxuanyonglezuiduandeshijian，gaoqingchulezhuangkuang。beizijichuanyuedezheigeshenti，naishidawuwangchaotaizifudetaijianxiaoxuanzi。
zhibuguozheisibushizhenzhengdetaijian，ershiweibizhanluan，liyongzuchuansuoyangrufugongfa，zhizaozijishitianyandejiaxiang，daogonglilaihunkoufanchi。
yinweiweirenjiling，nengshuohuidao，haihuixiejigezi，zaitaizifuzuodaotaijianzongguandeweizhi，pingshijiechutaizihetaizifeibijiaoduo，ouranzhidaoleyigejingtiandemiwen！
taizizhengzhanshoushang，bunengxingrenshi。
taizifeijiaguolaisannian，shouguasannian，rujinhaishichuzizhishen。
ruguohuanzuoputongrenkenenghaimeishenme，danzheishitaizihetaizifei，bunengshengyu，budanyiweizhetaizijijiangbeifei，haiyiweizhebinggehelangyan。
yinweitaizifeinaishiloulanguodegongzhu。
sannianqian，dawuwangchaokaiguohuangdiwuzhoulvdajunwushiwanzhengzhanxiyu，loulanguowanglianhexiyuqiguoyingdui，shuangfangkuzhanbuxia，sishangcanzhong，zuihoubabingyanhe，juedinglianyin。
wuzhoudeerziwujieyingquloulanwangzuichongaidenver，yeshixiyudiyimeirenhuairougongzhuweiqi。
wuzhouliwujieweitaizi，taizijiwei，loulanwangjiushiguozhang。
rujinsannianguoqu，taizifeibuyun，chaoyeshangxiayilunfenfen，youqishizhengqianghuangweizuijiliedesanhuangzi，zhangzhemufeishidangchaohuanghou，gezhongyunzuo，bidewudibudebukaolvfeitaizi。
yidantaizibeifei，jiudengyuwudiduiloulanwangshiyue，jieshibidingbinggezaiqi，tianxiadaluan。
houtianshiyinianyidudehuangzichunkao，wudizaozaojiubanxiayuzhi，shengchudehuangzikeyihuodegensuitaquqingzhousaoliukou，tongshitaishanfengshandezige。
zheijihujiushiduixinjundeyizhongmoxuhechengren。
sanhuangziwuyouxingfenqueyue，zhizaibide。
taiziweizhishifounengbaozhu，zaiciyiju。wujieyalishanda，wenjiyuqinxuan，xiangbuchubanfajiuyaokantou。
qinxuanqingjizhixiaxianshangjinnang，meixiangdaowujiekanwanzhihou，xingruliehuo，yijiwoxinjiaojiangzhichuaisi。
yejiushizheigeshihou，zaiyamaxunconglinshizuzhuiluodeqinxuan，chuanyueerlai。
什么意思？
fangcaitaizihaoxiangshizaishuo“rangtaizifeizhaohuangshangjiezhong？”
qinxuanjianqibeitaizirengzaidishangde“jinnang”，zhijianshangmianyingtouxiaozimimimamaxiezhe：
“wuyouyiji，kebaotaiziweiwenrutaishan。wudisuirannianmai，ranchunxinbulao，burutaizijiangroufeixianyuwudi，lingqihuaishanglongzhong。
ruciyilai，taiziwuyouyi。dawuyuloulanshidaixiuhao，tianxiataipingyi。”
luokuandeweizhigonggongjingjingxiezhe“nucaixiaoxuanzijingshang”。
qinxuanbuyoudengdaleyanjing，zheimezhaliedemiaojizhendeshizijixiangchulaidema？
自己怎么不知道？
怎么回事？
shibushichuanyueguolaiyilouleshenme？tanaoziyipianhunluan。
zheishihoukutibeiyanzhishengxiangqi，taizifeiconglianzihoumianyanmianerchu，zhizheqinxuanshuodao：“xiaoxuanzi，nimozheliangxinjiang，bengongpingshiduinizenmeyang？”
qinxuandaidaidikanzhe，qianshijinsheng，congweijianguorucijuemeidenvren，taganjuezijidouyaoshihuale，nenedao：“taizifeiduiwobubo......”
louhuairoumanmianshiwang，yinyayaosui，dao：“jiranruci，nizenmenengenjiangchoubao！bawosongjiwudiqujiezhongzheizhongsouzhuyiyenengxiangdechulai！”
“nizheishi......zheishizhibengongyuhedi！”
“wobuguan，taizidianxia，ruguonigantongyi，chenqiejiuzijinjinikan！”
tachongdongdichouxialeqiangshangdebaojian。
wujiechenzheliandao：“roufeixinu，wozheijiuzhanlezheigegounucaiweinichuqi！”
tabachupeijian，yaoyanumu，jiuyaoduizheqinxuandebozikanxiaqu。
bieshuoqinxuanzhishitaizifudeyigetaijianzongguanle，jiushiyigeweiguoxiaolidejiangshi，yiwujietaizideshenfen，neiyeshishuokanjiukan。
zaizheigefengjianwangchao，quanguizhixia，renmingjierulouyi。
qinxuanxinjingbuyi，yishunjiannaohaishanguohenduozhanshudongzuo，zaixiangshifanzhiwujie，haishizouweishangji。
zoudehua，buguangtaizifuneiyouerbaifubing，waimianhaiyougengjiajingruidesanbaiyulinjun，zhipayibuxiaoxinbushibeishechengciwei，jiushibeitongchengshaizi。
zhuazhuwujieweirenzhidehua，zongshinengtaochutaizifu，taochuzheijingdoucheng，danshitianxiamangmang，youyouhechukeyicunshen？
youyuzhijian，waimianyigejianruideshengyinhandao：“daneizongguanfugonggongdao！”
“fugonggonglaichuanhuangshangkouyu，guanyuhoutianchunkaode，qingtaizihetaizifeilikezhunbeijiezhi！”
yigeqingyitaijianpaojinlai，guizaidishangbingbao。
tajianqinxuanbeidadebiqinglianzhong，yanzhonglikeluchuxingzailehuozhiyi。
qinxuanrenchulai，naishizijidefushou，taijianfuzongguan，yinweimanlianmazixiangshipumanzhimadeshouxigao，suoyiqumingshouxi。
zheisilalonglejigetaijiangongnv，yizhixiangdingtizijizuozhengzongguan，xianzaikandaozijiaipi，xingzailehuoyeshizhengchang。
qinxuanlandequjijiaozheixiele，yinwei“fugonggong”sangezi，rangtajiyishanxian，jimangdashengdao：“woxiangqilaile！”
“是福公公！”
“这锦囊是——”
wujiemeiyourongtashuoxiaqu，yijiaojiangtachuaifan，dashengdao：“lairen，jiwoyarudilao，dengwosongzoufugonggong，qinzikantagoutou！”
“roufei，womenqujiezhi！”
qinxuanbeilianggefubingjiazhezou，takanzhetaizidebeiyingdahan：“taizidianxia，yuanwanga！”
“让我见福公公！”
“taizifei......niyaoxiangxinwo！”
neijinnangshifugonggongjitade！
chunkaozaiji，wujierureguomayi，qinxuanhaipatanazijisaqi，bianzhudongquzhaofugonggong，xiangyaodatanyixiachunkaodetimu。
fugonggongjilezheigejinnang，shuoshiweijiguantou，keyibaoming。
我保你妹的命啊！
zheitemeshibaomingdedongxima？
这是杀头的玩意啊！
fugonggongweishenmeyaohaiziji？erqiexiangchurangtaizifeizhaohuangshangjiezhongdesunzhao？
tashihuangshangdexinfu，nandao——
yigezhaliedecaixiangzaiqinxuanxintoufuxian，jingdetatoupikailie。