第二章 我是专业的,说你肾亏你就亏

dierzhangwoshizhuanyede,shuonishenkuinijiukui

“奶奶!”

sujingwenhuangle,lianmangchongdaohantongxuangenqian,putongyishengguilexialai。

“nainai,tongxuantazhendeshiwonanpengyou,zhibuguozheiliangtian。”

huadaozuihou,sujingwenyeqiaolianshangmanshiyinhuizhise,tayezhaobudaoyigehelideshuofalaijieshizheiyiqie。

zaozhidaojiugaitingruoruodequqinggezhuanyeyanyuanle!

sujingwenmannaozidoushiaohuizhise,danmeibanfa,zheigeshihoutabixuyaoyaojinzheiyidianburandehuajiuchediwanle。

“只不过什么?”

sumubochixiao,xuanjilishengdao。

“jingwennibuyaozhangzhezhangbeidechongaijiuhuzuofeiwei,nizhidaojintianzheishieryidanchuanchuquhuiduiwosujiazaochengshenmeyangdeyingxiangma!”

“ershu,wosujiadeshierzijiarenbuwangwaishuo,youyousheizhidao?”

sujingwenrangleju,jiezhenaohaililingguangyishanyoudao。

“nainai,tongxuancongxiaoyouwanji,meigeyuezongyouneimejitianhuixingweishichang,yejiushiganggangzheiyangzi,jinguanzainimenkanlaizheishashiquedian,danzaiwokanlai,zheiyangderengengshihezuowosujiadeshangmennvxu。”

苏婧雯越说越顺。

“nainai,yitaziwoshenghuodoushiwenti,youzenmehuitantusujiadecaichan?”

woqu,zheinvrenzenmezheiyang,yishanglaijiushuowoshidashazi?

hantongxuannaodaiteng,ganggangtanaohailidejiyiyijingronghele,budandanshijiudafenshende,liantongzhiqianneigehantongxuandeyeyibingronghezaiyiqi。

sujingwenweileduodiaoershujizhaodexiangqinduixiang,zaidajieshanglalezhiqianneigehantongxuanhehuoyanlezheimeyichuxi。

dangranzheixiyinweisuyangdezhuhunturanjuexing,yijingbianleweidaole。

得帮她拨乱反正啊!

hantongxuanxinzhongdao,zhuhunjuexingcuole,jiudafenshenquanbuxiaoshi,zheishiertadehaohaolvlv,lanhaitameiyouluojiaodedifang,zhinengdaizaisujia。

“he,shenmexingweishichang,bujiushiyigedashazi?”

苏竟言冷笑道。

“sujingwen,nizhaolezheimeyigedashaziruzhui,jiangwosujiayanmianzhiyuhedi,nishixiangrangzhenggelanhaidouchixiaowosujiama!”

sujingwenyixiazidaizhule,meixiangdaosujingyanzhijiejiushiyidingdamaozikoulexialai,yiwuziderenkanxiangtademuguangdoubianle。

sujiazaizenmeshuo,yeshilanhaidedahu。

“zezezheijiushiwoneigeyinshenkuidaozhihuoqidadedajiugea!”

jiuzaizheigeshihou,yidaoyinyangguaiqideshengyinxiangqi,shunjianxiyinlesuoyourenmuguang。

“xiaozi,nishuoshenme!”

sujingyanmuguangzhuanleguoqu,zheigeshazijingranganshuozijishenkui。

sujingwenmuguangyelianmangzhuanleguoqu,manlianjiaoji。

shiqingyinweizheigejiahuogaozale,taxianzaiyouxiangganshenme。

“扶我起来。”

韩通玄道。

苏婧雯一愣。

“xianbawofuqilai,zongbunengrangwoyizhizuozheba,dishangtingliangde。”

韩通玄又道。

“啊,好。”

sujingwendao,jiezhelianmangqishen,jianghantongxuanzhuaileqilai。

bushihantongxuanzhuang,ershitaganggangneiyixiapantuiniushangleyao,bijingtaxianzaizheijushentizhishiputongrende,yejiuduodianjiyibale。

beifuqideyike,hantongxuanyadileshengyindao。

“苏婧雯,是吧?”

“啊?”

sujingwenhenxianranmeiyouxiangdaoqingnianhuiturankaikoujiaoziji。

“wozhidaozhiqianwomenlianggeqianleyigexieyi,nifangxinxieyiyijiuzouxiao。”

mianqiandenvzihenpiaoliang,youqishineizhonggaolengrangrenyouyizhongqiangliedezhengfuyu,yanjiaodeneikemeirenzhigengshipingtianlejifenzise,zhibuguociketalianshangdeneimowuzhulingrenxinteng。

“sujiahaodaiyeshidajia,jiuzheimemeiyoujianshi?yudaiwangguan,bichengqizhong,kongqiushengershoushangweiding,aiyinsitansansuihaibuhuijianghua,nimenganshuotamenlianggeshidashazi,tianjiangjiangdarenyusirenye,bixiankuqixinzhilaoqijingu,eqitifu,kongfaqishen。”

yidunguwenzhuaiwan,yebuguanhebuheshi,hantongxuankanleyansujiazhongren。

heihei,guorandoubeiwozhenzhule。

韩通玄很是得意。

“hehe,renjiadoushitiancai,niyehaoyisiherenjiabi?”

苏竟言冷笑。

呦,这个家伙。

hantongxuanmilemiyanjing,lele,zheirenshangganzherangzijichouliana。

“dajiugenibudandanshenbuxing,nizheigenaoziyebuxing。”

chouleyansujingyan,hantongxuandao,jiezhebudaiqianzhekaikou,tayoujixudao。

“woneifanhuabaishuole?yudaiwangguan,bichengqizhong,womendoushitiancai,yinweidedaoleputongrendebudaode,suoyiyaochengshouputongrenchengshoubuledekunan。”

“jiunihaitamatiancai!”

苏竟言不屑。

“dajiugenizhendangwoshuonineijushenkuishishuoshuo?zhiqianjingwenjiuzonghewoshuonidewenti,shuonizhengtianhuatianjiudi,shenkenengyoumaobing,wodangzhishishuoshuo,jintianzheiyikan,huo,taiyanzhongle!”

“你放屁!”

sujingyandarangdao,jintiansujiayizhongrendouzaini,zheixiaoziyikouyigeshenkui,yikouyigehuatianjiudi,yaozhidaolaotaijunzuifangandejiushizheige。

“ai,dajiugenizajiubuxinni,zheiyangba,wojinikankan。”

“kangepi,wobuyongnikan!”

苏竟言火了。

“dajiuge,niyaoxiangxinwo,woshizhuanyede,yishenghuoyanluo…jiushiwoshifu。”

xianglexiang,hantongxuanmeiyoubayishengshizijifenshendeshiqingshuochuqu,bijingneitaiweiyansongting,shuoletamenyebuhuixin。

“胡扯!”

苏竟言冷声道。

“yishenghedengshenfen,zenmehuishounidangtudi?”

qitarenlianshangyemanshihuaiyizhise。

“nilianseanhuang,jingqibushun;niliansefahei,lvedaifuzhong,yinggaishichangnianxujiu,ganzanghexinxueguanchulemaobing,nibigouanhongyouyou,bizifujinyoudou,yinggaishitizhineire,pingshiyinggaiduozhuyiyinshi,chixieqingdandeshiwu。”

youshoufeikuaidedianzhesangeren,meidianyigehantongxuanjiudiuchuyijuhualai。

sanrenlianshangquanshizhenjingdebiaoqing,budandanshitamen,sanrenshenbiandejiarentongyangruci,zheigeqingnianshuoduile,tamenjiuyouzheizhongmaobing!

“nandao,tatazhenshiyishengdetudi?”

“yinggaibu…bushiba,yishengtudinenglaizhei?”

“bushidehua,zenmeshuodezheimezhun?”

sujiazhongrenyilunfenfen,sujingyandeliansegengjianankan。

“dajiuge,woshizhuanyedeshuonishenkuinijiushenkui。”

hantongxuanxiaole,jiezhezoudaosujingyangenqian。

“birushuowoanyixianizheili,nijiuhuidougebuting。”

suizhezheijuhua,hantongxuanyoushoudianlexiaqu,xiayimiaozhongsujingyanzhenggerenzhijiezhandouqilai。