第2章无脑
wangxudongtingwanzhihouweiweixiaozhe，ranhoudianlediantouduizhangxiaoyunshuodao：“kanlaixiaojiejieninaoziyehenbucuoma。zheixieshiqingdounengdiaochadezheimeqingchu，henbucuo。”
“keyishuo，nibadequshiqishishiyuchenjunyouzhehendadelianxide，keyishuonibadesishiyouchenjunjianjiezaochengde，zheijiushinidesharendongji。lingwai，nibashishiyueerhaoqushide，nihualejitianshijianchulinibadehoushi，nibashizaishiyuewuhaoxiazangde，erchenjunshizaishiyuebahaoqushide，anzhaodonghaibendichuantongdeyixieshuofa，renxiazanghoudedisantianchengweihuilingri，zheiyitiandesizhehuizuihouyicifanhuiyangjianyujiarenjianmian，suoyizheiyitianzailaoyibeirenneilishijuedehenzhongyaodeyitian。”
“ernibadehuilingrizhengshishiyuebahao，zheigeshijiantaiguoyuqiaohele。wangxudong，nixianzaizhidaoniyuzheijiananziyoushenmeguanxilema？nixianzaijiqilailenidangtianwanshangfashengleyixieshenmelema？”zhangxiaoyunlenglengdikanzhewangxudongwenzhe。
“bucuobucuo，xiaojiejie，nizhenderangwoguamuxiangkan，nibujinrenzhangdepiaoliang，kandechulai，nishigehenyoushilidejingcha，nidiaochadehenzixi，fenxideyefeichangdaowei。nidefenxirangwowuhuakeshuo，womingbainideyisi，nishibushixiangshuozheigechenjunshiwoshade？keshiqinaidexiaojiejie，jingchabananshiyaokaozhengjude，suoweizhuojiannashuang、zhuozeinazang，nibunengguangyongniyizhangxinggandexiaozuizheimeyishuojiurendinglewoshisharenxiongshouba？qingwenniyoushenmezhengjuma？”wangxudongweixiaodiwenzhe。
“zhengju，niyousharendongji，bingqie，nidangguobing，niyouzuoandenengli，lingwai，nidaoxianzaidouzaiguyihuibiwomendewenhuadiaocha，erqie，nimeiyourenhederenzhengwuzhengkeyizhengmingniyoubuzaichangdezhengming，zheijiushizuidadezhengju，congzheijiuzuyiduandingnijiushisharenxiongshou。nizuihaolaolaoshishibazijidewentijijiaodaiqingchu，zhengqudedaokuandachuli。womendezhengcenishizhidaode，tanbaicongkuankangjucongyan。”
“xiaojiejie，niyetainenghehurenleba？shuoshihua，nizheishenxunrenyongdezheizhongxinlizhanshushuodehaotingdianshizuichujide，shuodenantingdianqishijiushizuiruozhizuishade，nijuedezheiyenenghehuzhurenma？ruguowozhenshisharenfanwohuibeinizheimejiandanliangjuhuajiujihedeshenmedoushuochulaima？”wangxudongyaoleyaotoutanqishuozhe。
zhangxiaoyundefennuyijingbaobiaole。
“hao，xiaoli，nixianchuqu，shenxunzantingyixia，dengxiawojiaoninizaijinlai。lingwai，bajiankongqiheluyinqiquanbuguanle，bawaimianchuangkouboliyejilaqilai，daishangmen，womeiyoudadianhuajiaonimenjinlaisheiyebuxujinlai。”zhangxiaoyunyanjinglimianpenzhehuofenfuzhezuozaipangbiandexiaoli。
xiaolidengdaleyanjing，tadangranzhidaozijizheiweizhumingdehuobaopiqidemeinvfuduizhangzheimeanpaishiyaoganma。
“duizhang，ni......niyouzhedianba，qianwanbienongchurenminglailea，burankebushinaozhewande。”xiaolitixingzhe。
“nifangxin，wozijixinliyoushu，lingwai，nijizhulebugaishuodebuyaoshuo。”zhangxiaoyuntixingzhe。
“hao，wozhidao。”xiaolisuihouzoulechuqu，chuqudeshihouhaiyongyifubeitianminrendeyanshenkanzhewangxudong，jiuxiangshikandaoyigejiangsizhirenyiyang，ranhoudaishangmenzoulechuqu。
zhangxiaoyunzoudaolefangjianjiaoluolizhizhezhuangzaineidejiankongqi，zhidaojiankongqiyijingmeiyouguanglecaizhuanshenzouleguolai。
“ni......niyaoganma？nikeshijingchaa，jingchakebunengdarena。”wangxudongyilianjingkongdicongyizishangzhanleqilai，butingdiwanghoutui。
zhangxiaoyunzhijiebawaitaojituodiao，luchulelimianchuanzhedeyijianjinshendeshangyi，ranhounazhejinggunmanmandiwangwangxudongshenbianzoulai。
“**jingchazheimeduonianle，conglaimeiyounagefanrenganzaiwomianqianbulaoshi。”zhangxiaoyunlenglengdiwenzhe。