第三章麻烦上门
chenyanrendeyanqianzheigenanzi。
tashisunyixuedefushou，pangrendoujiaotachengge。
danfanshisunyixuewanshanghuilaidebijiaochishi，doushiyouchenggesonghuilai。
kanzhezijilaopobeiduifangfuzhe，erqiebiaoxiandehaizheimeqinmi，renshei，xinlidoubuhuishufu。
gengzhongyaodeshi，chenggezhangxiangshuaiqi，pingshichuanzhechenyi，dazhelingdai，zhenggerengewaijingshen。
zhipasuibianyigexiaorong，dounengrangyidapianmimeijianjiao。
chenyanzaiduifangmianqian，yizhidouyouyizhongzibei，taibuqitoudeganjue。
真是郎才女貌！
chenyanyouxiefansuan，tahesunyixuejiehunyijingyousannian，douhaimeiyouzheimeqinmi。
bujinshichenyan，jiusuanshizaizhouweirenyanzhong，douhuiziranerrandejiangchenggehesunyixuedangzuoyidui。
chenggefuzhesunyixuedaoshafashang，jiangbaofanghaoyoujiaodaileliangju，caizhuanshenliqu。
zhenggeguocheng，shenzhidoumeikanchenyanyiyan。
wangzhekaozaishafashang，youxieweizuidesunyixue，chenyanyouxiebuzhisuocuo。
tahesunyixuesuiranshifuqiguanxi，queyizhibeiduifangxianqi，biyi。
tebieshineishuangyanjing，lengbingbingde，rutongwannianbuhuadehanbingyiban，conglaimeijiguochenyanhaoyanse。
youyici，chenyanbuxiaoxindapolesunyixuedeyigebeizi，jieguosunyixueerhuabushuojiushuailetaliangbazhang。
neiyiye，tabeiganchujiamen，zailinglidehanfengzhong，zuoleyizhengye。
kejishizheixienianweiquwubi，chenyanqueyijiuhenmeiguqidedaizailesunjia。
yinweitafaxian，sannianchaoxixiangchuxia，yijingaishangyanqianzheigenvzile。
“nishibushiyoushenmehuayaoduiwoshuo？”
sihushiganshoudaochenyandemuguang，sunyixuejinbideshuangyanmoranzhengkai，lengbingbingdedingzhechenyan。
huoxushiyinweihelejiudeyuangu，taneituohongdeqiaolianzaiwuneirouhedengguangzhixia，xiandegewaimiren。
chenyanzuozeixinxubanshouhuizijimuguang，jimangnazhegenghuandetuoxiediguoqu，dao“meiyou！”
tabumingbaisunyixueweishenmehuiwenzheihua，kexinzhongquezongyoubuhaodeyugan。
yinweipingshisunyixuejihubuhuizhudonghetadahua。
“跟我来！”
sunyixuemianwubiaoqingshuoleyiju，ranhoujingzhiqishenxiangwoshizouqu。
cikedeta，naerhaiyoubandianhezuidemoyang？jiupingzheilengmodebeiying，chenyanshentijiurenbuzhuzhanlezhan。
pingshiyoushenmeshi，sunyixuedouhuizaiketinglishuo。
xiangjintianzheigeqingkuang，yiqianhaizhonglaimeiyudaoguo。
woshiconglaidoushirangrenchanshengxiaxiangdedifang，peishangyigenenggourenhunpodemeinv，gengnengrangrenxiaxianglianpian。
keshi，chenyanquebuganluanxiang。
wangzhesunyixuemanmiaodebeiying，chenyanlenglehaoyihui，caiyingzhetoupigengenleshangqu。
caijinfangjian，fangmenrutongyouganyingyibanzidongguanshang。
chenyanhaimeilaidejishuohua，sunyixueneishuangxiuzhangdetuijiuyijingtileguolai，zhunquewuwuluozaitafubu。
yexingkuichenyanyouxianjianzhiming，rangsunyixuehuanshangtuoxie，yaohuanzuoneishuanggaogenxie，zhipajiusuanrujinshentisuzhibianqiangbushao，yegoutaheyihule。
“woquguoyiyuan，nimeimeigenbenjiumeishi！”
“shuoshenmechuchehuo，chenyan，meixiangdaorujinniweileyaoqian，lianzheimezhuoliedejiekoudounengxiangchulai！”
chenyanwuzheduzi，liansecongmengbibianchenglewunai。
sunyixuenengquyiyuan，zhengmingduifanghaishiyouneimeyidingdianguanxintade，buran，yebuhuiquyiyuankanchenling。
keshihenmingxian，taqucuoleshijian。
chenlingyijingbeitajizhihao，xianzaikanqilai，zuiduoyejiushiyouxiexuruoeryi，hunshenshangxiameiyouyidianchuchehuodejixiang。
jiandaozheiqingkuangdesunyixue，ziranhuirenweitashizaishuohuang。
“yixue，niwuhuile，womeimei……”
“wuhui？nimeimeihuobengluantiaodedounengxiachuangzoulule，nihaijiaobian？”
huameishuowan，sunyixueyoutaishoushuailechenyanjigebazhang，mingxianshiqidebuxing。
lianshang**ladeteng，chenyanquedanranchengshou。
tayuanbenyounengliduokai，kezaitingdaosunyixuequyiyuankanwangguochenlingdexiaoxihou，kanzhefeilaidebazhangjingranyidianfanyingdoumeiyou。
“zhangnengnaileshiba？jingranpiandaowodetoushang！”
dalechenyanjizhang，sunyixueneishuangjiaonendeshoufandaoyouxienanshou，xinzhongandaochenyanlianpizhenhou。
jianduifangqixiaolebushao，chenyancaiyoujihuijixujieshi“yixue，wozhenmeipianni，neixieyishengdounengzuozhengde！”
“zuozheng？nishishuowoyanjingxiale？bunengfenbianshifei？”
“不是！”
chenyanwangzheyijinghuifugaolengqixidesunyixue，shiqudemeiyouzaijixushuoxiaqu。
jiusuanshishuochuzhenxiang，zhipaduifangyebuhuixiangxin。
yigezhongshangchuisizhiren，beitazheigebudongyishuderenjizhijiejiuhuole，shuochuqusheixin？
“nimeibenshi，bushourendaijianyejiubale，buhuilaolaoshishideshangbanma？feidexiangzheixiewaimenxiedao？”
“nineigeyumunaodai，nengpiandaoshenmeren？”
shuowan，sunyixuehuoxushiyinweidaleile，shensebinglengdezuodaodiannaoyishang，shuangtuizirandiezaiyiqi，jiuxiangshiyigezhangbeizaixunchifancuodewanbeiyiban。
buguojishishishengqi，chenyanyijiujuedetapiaoliang。
lengbingbingdemoyangdapeizhexianhongdezuichun，poyougouhunshepodeqizhi。
“beiwoyigenvrenyoudayouma，shibushihenweiqu？”
chenyanyidun，youxiehuaiyishibushizijitingcuole，buguokanjiansunyixueyijinghuanhedemianrong，jihushituokouerchuhuiyingdao“meiyou！”
huagangchukou，chenyanjiuhouhuile，tebieshijiansunyixuedemuguangbiandegewaiqiguaizhihou，tagengshihenbudezaidishangzhaogedifengzuanjinqu。
这不是犯贱吗？
naeryourenxihuanbeimade？
“yihuierbawoyifuxile，womingtianyaochuan！”tashouhuimuguang，youshourouzhezijietoudao。
chenyantingdaozheier，caizongsuanshisongleyikouqi，jimangzhuanshen。
zaisunjia，tazaojiujiangjiawushijichengbaole，xiyifuzheixieshi，ziranyeshitazaichuli。
“等一下！”
“tingshuowomajiangnideqianjiyongle，youduoshao？huitouwozhuanjini！”
chenyantingdaozheihua，xinzhongyinuan，jiezheyaotoudao“yonglejiuyongleba，qianbujiushiyongdema？”
xianzaitameimeidebingyijinghaole，zaijiashangyangweiyijinghaiqian，tazanshibuqueqian。
erqie，pingjiechenyanrujindebenshi，tayouzixinnenggouzhuandaogengduodeqian。
jiupingzheiyishouzhazhendebenshi，zhipahuatuozhuanshiyebibushangta。
diertianyidazao，chenyancaichumen，bianbeiyiqunxiongsheneshadehunhunjidangzhuqulu。
“nimenshiyangweizhaolaide？”
chenyanliansebuzenmehao，chenshengwendao。
taweirenchushixiangdangdidiao，yejiuzuotianyinweitaozhaizhaoreguoyangwei。
meixiangdaojingranhaizhaoshangmenle！
mianduizheiqunxiongsheneshadehunzi，chenyanmeiyousihaoweiju，tayouzhongzixin，jiusuanshirenshuzaizengjiayibei，tayenengqingsongyingdui。
“jiranzhidaowomenshizhoushaoderen，neiwojiubuhenilangfeishijianle！”
“relebugairederen，nijiuyinggaifuchudaijia！”
“qionggui，niyaoqingchu，youxierenshiniyongyuandourebuqide！”
yibianshuozhe，yiqunrenyijingjiangchenyanjiweileqilai。
zhengzaizheishi，sunyixuezhengqiaocongjialichulai，jiandaozheiyimuhou，bingshanyibanlengyandelianshangshanguoyimohuyi。
chenyanmanlianwunai，biaoshizheiqingkuangtayemeiyuliaodao。
“yo？feiwuyanfubuqiana！”
“zheixiaozireleyangzong，xiabanbeizishimeizhiwangle，niyaobuyaokaolvkaolvwo？”
“genzhewo，baonichixianghela，xiangjinrenjianfanhua！”
yiqunhunzidemuguangbeisunyixuezheigeturanchuxiandemeinvjixiyinle，bujinmuguanghaobuyanshi，jiulianshuohua，yebianyichangqingtiao。
“滚开！”
sunyixuemeitoujinzhou，lengshengjinggao。
“aiyo，xinggehaitingla，buguowoxihuan，heihei……”
啪……
neigehunzihuameishuowan，sunyixueyibazhangyijingluozaitalianshang。
xianchangsuoyourendoushiyileng，yidongbudonglizaiyuandibantianmeihuiguoshen。
sheidoumeixiangdao，zheigekanqilaijiaodididemeinv，jingranhuilvxianchushou。