第1章
“签字吧。”
jingchajumenkou，zhangmuniangluanhongyanyilianxianqideshuo。
yetianxingkanleyiyan，juranshilihunxieyi，dunshibushuangdeshuo：“ma，wocaigangtininbaobeierzidunleshiwutiandeguanya，liuxiayigejiuhouzhaoshideandi，ninjiubizhewoheyanranlihun，zheibuheshiba？”
luanhongyannule，xianggepofuyiyanghanzhe：“yetianxing，nigewonangfei，haiyaotuoleiwomendaoshenmeshihou？”
yetianxingyenule，shuo：“ma，yinianqianninweileyiqianwanjiehunjijin，rangwoheyanranjiehundeshihou，kemeishuowoshituolei！”
luanhongyanbenlaihaiyouxiexinxu，beitaninengjieguoyizhaomazheimeyihou，naoxiuchengnudeshuo：“wogaosuni，zheigezinibixudeqian，wokebunengkanzhenihuileyanrandedahaoqiancheng！”
“yanrandedahaoqiancheng？wokanshinideba？”yetianxingfanchunxiangji，buxiedeshuo：“zheiciniyoukanshanglenajiadegongzi，xiangxishengyanrandexingfu，jinidiaogejinguixu，haorangnizhuangepenmanboman？”
“ni......”beishuozhongzijidexiaosuanpan，luanhongyanqidewuhuakeshuo。
yetianxinglenglengdekanletayiyan，shuo：“xiangrangwoqianzi？keyi！zhiyaoyanranqinkoushuo，woyidingtongyi！”
shuowanzheihua，tabulihuiqijibaihuaideluanhongyan，zhuanshenjiuzou。
huidaojia，kanzheruodadebieshu，yetianxingyoukushuobuchu。
zheikansishitahezhaoyanrandejia，shijishangtaconglaimeiyouzhenzhengdebeizheigejiajiena。
zhangmunianghexiaojiuzibatadangwairen，qizizhaoyanranyezhidangtashigewonangfei。
kesheizhidaoyinianqian，longya”zhiming，buzhidaorangduoshaorenwenfengsangdan。
tazaifeizhoudemougexiaoguozhixingrenwu，renshileyuefuzhaowu。
erzairenwuzhong，tayinweibeirenchumai，zaodaojusha，beizhaowusuojiu。erzhaowuyinweijiuta，yebeidirenbaofu。dengdaotafaxiandeshihou，zhaowuzhishengxiayikouqile。
zaimiliuzhiji，zhaowuliuxiayiyan，rangtadaiweizhaoguzijideqier。
jiumingzhien，budebubao。
congneitianyihou，“longya”yetianxingzaizheigeshijieshangxiaoshengniji，zhiyou“wonangfei”yetianxing。
zheiyeshiweishenmezaizheigejiazhongtabeishoupaiji，yeyaorenqitunshengdeliyou。
“......ngheng，taoyan......”
刚回到家。
yetianxingmeitouyizhou，buyongxiangyezhidao，shitaneigebuzhengqidexiaojiuziyoudainvrenhuijiale。
guoran，shunzheshengyinwangqu。
zheigexiaojiuzizhenshiliejibanban。
zhengtianwusuoshishi，zhizhidaopaoniu，dajiadouou，zhengfengchicu，biaoche......jiumeiganguoyijianzhengshi。
yaoburanyetianxingyebuzhiyutitadunleshiwutiandehaozi。
jiandaoliangrenyuelaiyueguohuo，xiangzhezhaoyanrankuaihuilaile，tazhongzhongdekesouliangsheng：“keke！”
“aiya......！”
“谁啊！”
dangkanjianshiyetianxingshi，zhaoxueliangluchuyanedeshenqing，shuo：“zaikanwobanideyanzhuzijiwachulai！”
yetianxinglandeyutafeihua，shuo：“mashangnijiejiuxiabanle。”
zaizheigejiali，yezhiyouzhaoyanrannengzhizhuzheigebaijiazile。
guoran，zhaoxueliangsuolesuobozi，lenghengyisheng：“baobei，womenquwaimianwan。”
俩人开始收拾。
linzoushi，neinvrenwen：“xueliang，tashisheia？”
“你说呢？”
“e，zheijiushinishuodewonangfeijiefua？”
“shenmegoupijiefu！zaowanwojieyijiaojiangtachuaile！”zhaoxueliangbuxiedeshuo，buyuanyichengrenyetianxingdeshenfen。
liangrenshuozhe，likailebieshu。
yetianxingweiweiyaotou，yaobushiyaobaodayuefudejiumingzhien，xiangzhaoxueliangzheiyangderen，lianrutayandezigedoumeiyou，youzenmehuititabeiheiguo？
kanzhelangjiedeketing，suiranhenbuqingyuan，ketahaishishoushileqilai，miandeyoubeizhaoyanranshuozijichulechiruanfan，shenmeyebuhui。
“咦，这是什么？”