第3章 活不过25岁

suruoyunyayizhexinzhongdexiyue,shuodao:“qulihun!”

“lihun?!”suleiminglikezhouqilebizi。

suruoyunjieshidao:“ba,zheicikeshiyezifengzijiyaolihunde,yuwowuguan!”

suleimingbanxinbanyidikanxiangyezifeng。

zheishizhanglishangqianlazhezhangfuquandao:“laogong,nijiubieguannverdeshiqingle,lilecaihao,tagenbenjiushigepianzi,nimeifaxianma,tagenbenjiubushixiazi!”

“什么?”

suleimingdefanyinghezhanglisuoxiangxiangdewanquanbuyiyang。

tafeidanmeiyounaonu,fanerxinxibuyi!

“zifeng,nideyanjingguozhenhaole?”

zhangliwuyudao:“laogong,tapianlezanmen,nizenmefandaozheimegaoxinga?”

“zifengdeyanjinghaole,wodangranweitakaixinle。”suleimingmeikaiyanxiao,bunankanchu,tashidaxindiweiyezifengkaixin。

zhenggesujia,yejiutanengdaijiyezifengyixiewennuanle。

zhanglinudao:“tapianlezanmennihaiweitakaixin!?duile,wokegaosuni,gangcaitatoukanruohanhuanyifu!”

“啊?”

“haiyouhaiyou,tagangcaihaizuzhouzanmenjiaruoyunshigeduanminggui,huobuguoershiwusui!”

苏雷鸣顿时色变!

kanjianlaogongzhongyusebian,zhanglikanzheyezifengyinlengdixiaoleqilai,zheici,kannixiaozihainengzenyang!

suleimingshangqianlazheyezifeng:“nizhenzheiyangshuole?”

yezifengkanleyanzhanglihesuruoyun,dianlediantou。

“jiuchongtazuzhouruoyun,jiubunengrangtajixuzaizanmenjia……leiming,niganmaa?”

suleiminggenbenwuxiatingzhanglidesongyong,likelazheyezifeng,jicongcongdiquleloushangdeshufang。

“zifeng,guanyuruoyundeshiqing,nibushishuoxiaoba?”suleimingjiweiyansudiwendao。

yezifengmianseningzhong:“dangranbushi!”

suleimingmianbubiaoqingjiweifuza,muguangyeshanshuobuding,zuilibutingdiniantaozhe:“shenxian,zhenshihuoshenxiana,shenxianmeiyoupianwo……”

yezifengwenshengyidun,shenxian?

“zifeng,nikeyidingyaojiuruoyuna。”suleiminghuranlazheyezifengaiqiudao。

yezifengfanwendao:“wojiu?nizhidaowonengjiuta?”

suleimingshenqingjidong:“shilaoshenxianshuode!laoshenxianshuo,zhiyouninengjiuruoyun……”

dangchusuruoyunganggangchushi,suleimingdiyiciqiaoyuyiweilaozhe,dangshilaozheshuo,zheinvhaiziyoutianshengyizheng,ruobuxunfayizhi,zuiduohuobuguoershiwusui。

suleimingdangshitiedingbuxin,raner,zairuoyunshiersuideshihou,turanranbing,erqiexunfangduoweidingjianmingyi,jurandouchabuchugesuoyiranlai!

neishi,suleimingturanxiangdaoneiweilaozhe,weilenver,tapairendaochuxunzhaolaozhedexialuo,zhongyuzailiangnianqianxundao。

meixiangdao,laozheshuo:“jiuninverbunan,nizhixurangyezifengzuonijiadeshangmennvxujike。”

上门女婿?

叶子风?

dangsuleimingjiandaoyezifeng,dezhitashigexiazizhihou,gengjiabengkui!

zhishiweilenver,tazhinengxuanzexiangxin!

rujinyezifengwuyuanwuguhuifuleshili,bujiugengjiazhengming,neilaozhejiushishenxianzaishi?

zhanglisuruoyuntamenbuzhidao,danshisuleimingquezhidao,yezifengbushipianrendexiazi,ershiyanjingzhendehaole!

suleimingdeqipanzhixinkexiangerzhi。

raner,yezifengdedaan,querangtadexiwangshunjianpomie。

yezifenghuileyiju:“wozhibuleta。”

“shenme?”suleimingdajingshise,“bukeneng!shenxiankeshuole,zhiyouninengjiuta……”

他激动得有些打颤。

tangruoyezifengzhenjiubule,neitanverbujiuxiangxiaoyuyunlema!!

yezifengyehenwunai,bijing,zhenggesujia,zhiyousuleimingduitazuihao。

“zhunqueshuo,woxianzaihaimeibanfa。”yezifengjieshileyiju。

xiangyaozhihaosuruoyundewanjiyizheng,bixumanzulianggetiaojian。

yige,jiushenjueyaoxiuliandaodierceng,dier,bixudazaoyitaojiushenzhen。

suleimingxiwangzhongxindianran,xidao:“neijiushishuoniyoufazile?taihaoletaihaole,zhiyaozairuoyunershiwusuizhiqianzhijiuhaole!”

buliao,yezifengqueshiyaotou。

suleiminghuquyizhen:“zen……zenmele?zifeng,nandaoni……nibuken……”

“neidaobushi,suiransuruoyunduiwoyiban,danshibofudaiwobucuo,wodingbuhuigufunindeqiwang。”

“ai,neigeshayatou!zifeng,zheixienianrangnishoukule。”

suleimingzhidaosujiaqitarendetaiduqueshibuhao,haozaixinnianyezifengdadu,zhuanshenjibuchuleshufang,cishi,louxiazhanglihaizaibuyanqifandiniantaozheyezifengdezhongzhongbushi,gulisuruoyunchenzaolihun。

jianzhangfuhuilaile,zhangliyoulikequanshuo,buliao,suleimingquetaidujianjue:“zongzhiwoshuobuxulihun!jiuzheiyang!”

“leiming,zheipianzidaodijiniguanshenme**lea,niganmafeiyaotazheizhongfeiwujinizuonvxua?”zhangliwanfenbujie。

suleimingzuijiaoqiandong,yuyanyouzhi。

xujiu,takanleyansuruoyun,shuodao:“zongzhizheigejiawoshuolesuan!wohaiyoushiqingyaochuli,jiuzheiyang!ruoyun,nihezifenghaohaode,woxianzoule!”

suruoyunzhidaofuqinwangu,suoxingbaochichenmo,daifuqinzouhou,talikechongyezifenglengchaorefeng:“wogangcaichadianjiuxinle。”

“信什么?”

“xinnishigeyouguqideren!”

suruoyungaogaozaishangdichaofengdao:“nigangcaibushihenyingqi,bushiyaolihunma!”

yezifengwusuoweidipiezhezui:“shinilaobabuzhun,niyiweiwobuxiang?”

zhanglichizhiyibi,yeyudao:“deleba,genbenjiushinizheigefeiwubieyousuotu!”

yezifenglengxiaodao:“shia,wojiushitunimensujiadeqian,ninaiwohe?”

“你!”

zhangliqizhale,yipangdesuruoyun,yanlimanshishiwang。

bieyousuotuhaizheimelizhiqizhuang,jianzhibushinanren!

duiyumunvliangdebishi,yezifenggenbenwusuowei。

zhishimeixiangdao,linjinzhongwu,zhanglihuranzhudongzhaota:“genwoqupeiruoyuneryitamenchifan!”

“啊?”

yezifenghaiyiweishierduochulewenti:“woyequ?”

“赶紧的!”

张丽很不耐烦。

takebuxiangdaiyezifengzheizhongxiazichuqudiuren,zhishigangcaigenmeimeitongdianhua,meimeitijidaoleyezifeng,tahenshinaonudibatazhuangxiadeshiqingshuole,zheixiabameimeijingqihuaile,feiyaotadaizheyezifengchuxi,kankanshishangjingyouxiazituranfumingdeqishi。

shuobaile,qishijiushixiangkanyezifengdexiaohuabale。

bangexiaoshihou,yezifengpeitongzhanglidaoleyijiagaodangfandian,baojianlizuolebushaoren,doushizhanglideniangjiaren。

dajiakanjianyezifeng,suiranbuxiale,danyedouzhijiehulvetadecunzai,genzhangliyoushuoyouxiao。

huran,zhanglidemeimeizhangmeiwendao:“duilejie,ruoyunzenmemeilaia?”