第6章 你疯了?

dianhualixiaozhaoshuowanzheiyijuhua,zhenggebaojianlidekongqidunshininggulexialai。

yuanbenhaizaichonglucongmiandaixiaoyideren,biaoqingyedoushunjianjiangzhule。

erlucongbenren,yijingwanquanmuzhu。

“luge,guanyufangzisuoyouquandaodishuyushei,kongpayaodaguansi,wotingshuo,lingwaineigemaifangzideren,shishilimouweilingdaodeqinqi,luge,zheishierbuhaobana,zheiqian……kongpa……”

dianhualixiaozhaohaizaiziguzidishuozhe:“luge,zheishierduibuzhule,woshizaishimeizhaole,jiuzheiyangba!”

啪嗒。

“weiwei!nitemebahuajiwoshuoqingchu,caonimei!”

lucongdanu,zhuazheshoujibutingdijiaorang,kexi,huiyingtadezhiyoumangyin。

zaijixiaozhaodaguoqu,yijingshiguanjizhuangtai。

路丛要疯了!

张玫的脸也绿了!

benlaishixiangzaiqinqimenmianqianxianbaiyixia,jieguo……

turan,takanxiangmeishierrensideyezifeng,meihaoqidishuodao:“nizheigewuyazui,doushini,yaobushinihushuobadao,genbenbuhuiyouzheizhongshi!”

yezifengchizhiyibidixiaodao:“eryi,zheibaohefangzi,genwoyoubanmaoqianguanxima?nandaoshiwobangjiefumaide?hehe,ninshibushihaixiangyaowopeichangjiefuqiana?”

zuihouzheijuhuaduideshizhenjue。

qinqimenkedouzaizheierzhengdayankanzheni,zhangmeijiusuanzaidiaoman,yebuganrucibuyaolian,zhenzhangzuiwenyezifengyaopeichang。

“wojiuzhidaonizaixingzailehuo!”

zhangmeiyebushichisude,like“miaoshouhuichun”difanchunxiangjidao:“wojiaxiaolujiusuanbeipian,neiyeshirenzhongzhilong,shigedingjianderencai,ernini?feiwuyige!nijiujianbudexiaoluhao!”

这招就叫转移视线。

badajiadezhuyili,douzhuanyidaoyezifengshenshang,rangdajiazhijuedetashigejidubieren、xingzailehuodexiaoren,congerhushilucongmaijiabaomaifangbeirenpiandeqiushi。

yezifengyinyangguaiqidihuidao:“shia,jiefuqueshishidingjianrencai,suoyicaihuimaibaobeirenpian,maifangziyebeirenpian。haihaowoshigefeiwu,fouzewoyegaibeirenpianle。”

zhenghuafanshuo,bizhijieduimageng**ren!

zhangmeizheigeqia,feidouyaozhale!

yezifengananlengxiao,yanqianzaiwomianqianxianbaiwo,chaoxiaowoyejiusuanle,xianzainimenhaixiangcaizaiwobozishangzhuangbi?

naerzhidao,zhangmeidoubeiduidewuhuakeshuole,yipang,yezifengdezhangmuniangzhangliqueturanlengdao:“yezifeng,niyoushenmekexingzailehuode?xiaoluxianzaishengzhile,nianxinzhishaoyedeshangbaiwan,sunshixianzaizheimedianqianduitalaishuogenbenbusuanshenme!”

“zaikankanni!youshifeiwuyoushipianzi,ninashenmelianquxiaohuarenjiaxiaolu?”

zhanglidezhiwenrangzhangmeibujindaxi,andandelianselikezaicishencaifeiyang!

yezifengzhidaozhanglikantabuqi,dantazheshimeixiangdao,haodaiyeshizhangmuniang,juranbangzhebierencaitatazheigenvxudezunyan。

ruguoshuoyezifengduitahaiyouneimeyidiudiudelianminzhixin,xianzai,yebeizhangliqinshouhuile!

yezifengchizhiyibidixiaolexiao,dao:“shengzhijiaxin?xianzaishuozheihua,weimianyoudiantaizaoleba?”

zhangmeijixiaodao:“taizao?mingtianyizaowomenjiaxiaoluderenmingshujiuyaoxialaile!hai……budui,nishenmeyisi,nizheigewuyazui,youyaozuzhouwomenjiaxiaolumani!”

gangcaiyezifengyanzhongbaohefangzideshiqing,xianzaiyoukaikouyaoshuolucongdegongzuoyouwenti,zhangmeizheigeqimadao:“niyiweinishishei,shenma?nidengzhekanba,womenjiaxiaolumingtianjiuyaoshengzhijiaxin!nijiujiduqubani!”

qinqimenduiyezifengzheihuayepoyouweici,juedetajiushizaijidu,ergangcaimaifangzideshier,chuncuiyeshiyinweitajiducaineimeshuo,yeshilucongyunqibujia,buxingbeixiaorenyanzhongbale。

实际上呢?

yezifengchuanchengle“jiushenjue”,zhei“jiushenjue”kebudandanshiqiangshenjiantizhishu,tanangkuolegezhonglingyudezhishihebenling,qizhongyiyang,jiushi“kanxiang”!

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youshihouxiwangyueda,jieguojiukenengyuecan!

buguo,zheizhongshiqingyezifengshuochulaidajiayebuhuixiangxin,hekuangtayelandequgenzhangmeihelucongxishuo,suoxingbaibaishouxiaodao:“dangwomeishuojiushi,chifanba。”

nisibuside,genwoyezifengyoubanmaoqianguanxima?qi!

zhangmeixinqingyejidubushuang,landezaigenyezifengzuoduojijiao,gancuiyebuzailita,lazheqinqimenbutingdixuanyaoqiluconglai,qinqimenyedoutepeihe,shibushidikuashangyiju,bazhangmeilede,zuidouhebulongle。

fanjujieshu,zhongrenlixi,linzoushi,zhangmeihaiehenhendidengyiyanyezifeng,youzenge,yeyouxianqi。

yezifengjianle,zhishiweiweiyixiao。

he,dengninvxuchulehuoshi,nikeqianwanbietianzhelianlaiqiuwo!

chayufanbao,gezihuijia。

genzhangmunianghuilejia,yijinjiamen,zhanglibianlikewendao:“yezifeng,nishizenmezhidaoneigeaimashibaoshijiahuode?”

“ng?”yezifengyileng,gangyaobiangeliyoutangsai,zhangliyoulengchaorefengdao:“nipingshimeishaomaizheizhongjiahuoba,fouzenizenmekenengzhidaojiacengliyouneijigezimu?gaosuni,dangshiwojiucaidaole,zhishiwomeidangzhongdianponieryi!”

叶子风暗暗崩溃。

cao,zhaonizheimeshuo,wotemehaidexiexienijiwoliumianzibei?!

zhisuoyikanjian,neishiyinweilaoziyoutoushihaoma!

“feiwujiushifeiwu,haiyiweizijihenshenba?hehe,kexiao!”

zhanglijiandanshoushiyixiayaochumendamajiang,linzoulinzou,haibuwangchongyezifengwakuyiju。

叶子风一笑而过。

yihou,youdeshiniqiuwodeshihou!

dengzhanglizouhou,yezifenghuifangjilaobadalegedianhua,dezhitazhongjianguangming,laobajidonghuaile,dangerzideyechadianmeirenzhudiaolei。

genfuqinliaolehaoyihuier,yezifengyiyibushegualedianhua。

zheigangyaozuoxia,xiangjingxinganshouxia“jiushenjue”gengduodeaomiaozhichu,turan“guangguang”yizhenmengliedezamenshengchuanlai。

yezifengqishenguoqukaimen。

jieguo,kailemenhaimeikanqingshishei,turanbianyouyizhenlifeng,chongtakudanghuxiaoerlai!

xinghaoyezifengjinfeixibi,fanyingqikuai。

“我靠!”

suizhejinghu,yezifengjimangxianghouyishan,taitoudingjingyikan,dunshiyouqiyoubengkui:“suruohannifengle?zheiyaonaonayang?”