第3章 治脑子

“xiaogege!”cuishengshengdeshengyinxiangqi,yigekeaidexiaoguniangzoulejinlai。

“xiaoqiao,gegegangzuoleyifuhua,lai,wodainikankan。”xiaopingchuanxiaozhelaqixiaoguniangdeshou,zouxiangjunlintaishantu。

tashigebishuiguodiandenver,jingchanglaihuadianwan,zaijiashangxinggeguaiqiaodongshi,xiaopingchuanduitayehenxiai。

“wa!zheifuhuakezhenhaokan!”

“haha,haishixiaoqiaoniyouyanguang。”kanxiaoqiaotongzhendexiaorong,xiaopingchuanyumendexinqingshunjianhaoledaban。

tahaixiangjixiaoqiaojiangjieyixia,quehuranzhouqilemeitou,dunzaixiaoqiaoshenbian,qingroudefumoxiaoqiaoerhoutuqidegeda,qingshengwendao:“xiaoqiao,zheilitengma?”

“teng!”xiaoqiaotengdeganjinduokai。

“nizuijinyoumeiyougandaotoutong,kandongxiyoushihouhuihenmohu?”

“wa!xiaogege,nihuimofama?woganggangzhengxiezuoyeni,jiushitoujiuyoudiantong,caitoutoupaochulaide。”

“nimeiyouhenibabamamashuoguoma?”xiaopingchuanmeitouzhoudegengshenle。

“shuoguoa,dantamenbuxin,haishuowoshizhaojiekoubuxiangxiezuoye。”xiaoqiaoweiqudejuezhezuiba。

“xiaoqiao,nigesiyatou,zenmeyoupaozheililaile?”xiaopingchuanzhengxiangbanfani,waimianquexiangqinvrenpoladeshengyin。

“wogennishuoguoduoshaoci,buzhunnilaizheiliwan,nizenmeyoupaoguolaile?”

“niyaoshibuhaohaoxuexi,jiuzhinenggentayiyang,shouzhegexiaopodian,lianfangzudoujiaobuqi,haiyaokaolaopo,doubuxiandiuren。”

nvrenmingjiaochenfang,shixiaoqiaodemuqin,tazuitaoyanchiruanfandenanren,suoyijinmenjiushilianzhupaobandema,jiezhelazhexiaoqiaojiuwangwaimianzou。

zhidaochenfangshizaishuota,danxiaopingchuanquegubushangzheixie,“chenjie,xiaoqiaoerhoudegedakenengshiliuzi,tadouyijingkaishitoutongle,erneiliyoukaozheshenjing,nizuihaodaitaquyiyuanjianchaxia,wanlehuichudamafande。”

“xiaopingchuan,nishuoshenmeni,zhouwojiaxiaoqiaoshibu?”chenfangmanliannaonu,yanededao:“benyiweinizhishimeibenshi,meixiangdaonijingranzheime**,buquhuahuaquexiangzhexingpian,erqiehaizhuantiaoshurenxiashou。”

“nijiexialaishibushixiangshuo,zheibingzhiyouninengzhia?”

xiaopingchuanwunaidemomobizi,xiangdaoxianzaideyiliaoshuiping,youxiegangadedao:“zheibinghaizhenzhiyouwonengzhi!”

buguoquededengdaomingtian,nengshiyongfalicaikeyi。

“xiaopingchuan,nideliangxinbeigouchilema?xiaoqiaoduinizheimehao,niyenengxiadequshou?”chenfangdengzheyanjing,“haizhiyouninengzhi,niyebukankannishishenmedongxi,yigechiruanfandefeiwu,haigandayanbucanshuozhibing。”

“niyouzheibenshi,haishixianjizijizhizhinaoziba?zheizhongxiaoerkedepianshu,yehaoyisichulaidiurenxianyan。”

talazhexiaoqiaojiuwanghuizou,haigaojieshuo:“kandaolemei,neijiushigepianzi,yihoubuzhunzaiquzhaotawan,burannatianbanimaile,wokebuguan。”

“mama,xiaogegeshihaoren。”xiaoqiaoguaiqiaodehuiying。

“nidongshenme,zhirenzhimianbuzhixin,youxierenbiaomianshanglaoshi,danneixinlihuaizheni。”

tingzhemunvliangdeduihua,xiaopingchuanhenshiwunai,queyemeiyouduoshuoshenme。

xiaoqiaodebingmahubude,zhinengdengmingtianhuifushili,zaiqukankanle。

xiaopingchuangangzuochujunlintaishantu,yemeiyouhuaxinzuodexiangfa,jiuzhishishouzaidianli,qijiandaoshiyourenshangmen,danquemeirengoumai。

shijiandaolewudian,xiaopingchuanganjinguanshangdianmen,paoqumaicairanhouhuijiazuofan。

fancaigangduanshangzhuo,zhangmuniangzhouxuelanjiuhuilaile,zhishitagangzhuoxia,jiumengdiyipaizhuozi,“zenmedoushishucaia?lvlebajide,zanjiashiqiongdelianroudouchibuqilema?”