第1章
“taizilongxiaoyao，xingweifangdang，huiluangongwei，haowuliyilianchizhixin，shenfuzhenwang！”
“zijiriqi，feichutaizizhiwei，fengsuodonggong，fafangbeiyanzhidi，weiyanwang，bimenzisheng，wuzhaobuderujing！
“钦此！”
longxiaoyao，yuanbenshige996deshechu，zuizhongzaisantianqianyinweijiabansanshiliugexiaoshi，yingshengshengleisizailegangweishang，jieshulebeicanyouwuqudeyisheng。
quebuxiangtahunchuanle，chuanyuedaolezheigejiaodachudiguodefengjianwangchao，danshibierenchuanyuedoushiwanggongguizu，taqueshigeqiufan，yigebeiliufangdeqiufan。
qianshenyejiaolongxiaoyao，yuanbenshizheigediguodetaizi。
kezheixiaozitmdbuxuehao，shenmeshierquedetaganshenme，chuaiguafumen，wajuehufen，pianrenjiasansuixiaohaitangchi。
jiusuanlushangyudaoyitiaogou，congtamianqianluguo，tadoudezhuazheshangtaliangbazhang。
santianqian，zheixiaozichentadiechuyou，juranpaodaohougong，batadiezuixihuandeyigefeizijineishale，bujin**lerenjia，haijiangrentuidaojinglihuishimieji。jiangfeizigongzhongdesuoyoutaijiangongnvquanbuzhanjinshajue。
tadiedachuhuangdizhidaozhihou，dangchangjiuqideaoaozhijiao，yinuzhixiafeitaizi，jiangtagandaozheibianjingdeyandilai。
zheilidichujibei，changnianbingtianxuedi，jiusuanshixiatian，yebujiandenengyouduore，erqiezheilisuiranshiyizuocheng，danshikaojinmanhuangyizu，neixiedazimen，santianyixiaoqiang，wutianyidaqiang，saoraobaixing，jielvefunv，keyishuoshikubukanyan，zheigedifanggoudoubulai。
zheixiaozizaibeiyasonglaizheilidelushanggale，zhenghao，beilongxiaoyaozhaozhejihuilailegejiuzhanquechao，zhikexia，fuhuozhihouhailaibujigaoxingni，jiudeqianwangzheimekubidedifang。
“走，快走！”
jiuzaitasikaodeshihou，beihouqueturanbeirentileyijiao。
zheiyijiaotidezeizhong，yuanzhudeshentishizaishitairuole，zaojiubeijiusecaiqijitaokongle，zheiyijiaozhixiajingranbeichuailegegouchishi，yadouchadiankediaole。
taqiangrenzheshenshangdetengtong，huitoukanleyiyanbeihouneilianggebuhuaihaoyidebingzu！
“nimenlianggegouzasui，gantibentaizi，nimenjiwodengzhe，laozizaowanzhaodaojihuizailenimen。”
tashizaishiyouxieqibuguo，xinzhongyigunuhuobentengerqi。made，shangbeizibeirenyazha，huodewonangjiusuanle，zheibeizi，juranhaitamayaobeirenqifu，zheinengrendele？
keshihuayinhaiweiluo，yigandaqiangjiuhenhendezazailetadehoubeishang，tengdetaciyaliezui，chadianlianniangdoumachulaile。
“hehe，longxiaoyao，nizhenyiweinizijihaishitaizia，gaosuni，nibiezuoneibairimengle，nizaojiubeifeile，xianzainijiushigeshuren，yiqiannibunawomendangrenkan，xianzainizaiwomenyanzhonggoudouburu，apei！”
neishibingqingmiedicuileyikounongtan，zhijieshuaidaolelongxiaoyaodelianshang
taexindezhifansuanshui，xinzhongzaoyijizhulezheigewangbadan，made，zhiqianneigefeiwusile，xianzaidewokeshigexinshidaihaoqingnian，fengjianshehuizenmele？
jiupingtanaozilideneixiezhishi，jiupingtaqianshixuedeneixieshouduan，zhiyaojitayigejihuiyigepingtai，xianyufanshendehaibushijianjiandandandeshier，daoshihounimenzheibangwangbadandoudesi！
jiuzaizheishi，dimianjingrankaishijuliedezhendongqilai，jinjiezhejiukandaoqianfangbuyuanchu，jipigaotoudamakuaisubenlai，mabeishangzuozhedeshiyigegeshenchuanyizufushideren，shoulihaikangzheyibadadao，cishiwulalajiaozhe，zhijiechaozheyasongwodeduiwuchongleguolai。
“buhao，shidazi，shibeimandazi，beimandazilaile，kuaipaoa！”
zheibangjiahuohenshiqiruanpaying，zheigeshihougenbenbuguanlongxiaoyaodesihuo，zhijiezhuantoujiupaole，lianshoulideyizhangdoubuyaole，macheshenmedequandoudiuxiale。
“woqunidayede，sunzi，taimeiyiqile，youbenshijiwodengzhe，laozizaowannongsini！”
longxiaoyaoqidepokoudama，queyezhinengkanzhetamenyangzhangerqu。
zheishi，yiqunbeimandaziyijinglaidaoletademianqian，tamenqizhemaweizhetadeshenbianbuduandexuanzhuan，zuilihaifachuyiyiyayadehuanhusheng，juzhedao，kanyangzizhentingherende。
longxiaoyaosuiranmeiyoujianguozheidengchangmian，danshizhidaoxianzaibunengpao，yidanpaole，jiuzhinengbeitamenxishuazhisi，neijiubieshuoshenmexianyufanshenle，buzuosiyujiuhenhaole。
“laoda，kan，shichuguodeliangjiaoyang，heihei，kanlaiwomengejigeyunqishizhenhao，zheiliangjiaoyanghaitinghaokande，youzuotueryedeqianzhi，dage，yaobuzanmenbatadaihuiyingdi，rangxiongdimenhaohaoshuashua，zheixipinenroude，xiangbiziweiyebubinvrenchaduoshao！”
taxinligedengyixia，maya，zheishiyudaoshenmehuoyanwangle？
nishuonimenzheibangjiahuokouweizenmezheimezhong？
laozishinanren，nanren！daibadedongma？
nijiusuanshibawozhuaqudangnuli，dangchefu，shenzhishinaquxiayouguo，huoshengshengchile，woyebuzhouyixiameitou，keshinibunengzheiyangduiwoya，qichidaru，zhendeshiqichidaru！
bale，jintianningyuansi，yebudangtuerye！
“**，yibangmeinaozidechunhuo，niyoubenshiyidaoshalewo，biejilaozidaidaojihuishoushinimen，burandehualaozikending**menzheibangzasui！”
lingtoudedazitingdaozheihua，dunshiborandanu，shouzhongdedadaozhijiejiupilexialai。
jiuzaitabishangyanjingdengdaisiwangdeshihou，zhouweideyiqiefangfotingzhile。
“ding，jiancedaosuzhucunzaishengmingweixian，xitongqiangzhibangding，gongxisuzhubangdingzuiqiangzhaohuanxitongchenggong，benxitonglizhiyujiangsuzhudazaochengshishangzuiqiangtaiziye！”
我靠系统！
yuanbenjuewangdelongxiaoyao，xinzhongdunshikuangxi，xianyufanshendejihuilaile，chuanyuezhedebiaopei，xitongdada，kanlailaotianduiwohaishitingbucuodema！
“ding，xinshoudalibaoyidaozhang，libaoneirong，yiciputongzhaohuanjihui，dami1000dai，yingjiyaowu500bao，yicunruxitongcangku。”
suijizhaohuanka：kezhaohuanlishi，shenhua，yanyizhizhongcunzaidegezhonggeyangdewujiangmeinv，gailvsuiji，shiyonghoulikexiaohao。
是否立即召唤？
召唤！
woyouxiepobujidai，zheidaodouluonaomenshangle，nengbujima？
“ding，gongxisuzhuzhaohuanchenggong，huodemeiren，dongwuxiaojunzhusunshangxiang！”
“我靠，谁？”
他心中吃了一惊，
zhengzaisikaozhishi，turanjiandaoyanqianyidaolvguangshanxian，jinjiezheyiweishencaiyaotiaoyingzisashuangdeshaonvjiuchuxianzailemianqian，tashouchiliangbinglijian，xunsuwangwoshenbianyidang，zhitingdangdeyisheng，dadaoheshuangjianduizhuang，huoguangsijian。