第一章 我爹是朱元璋

“yanwangye,nishuohuabusuanshua!”

zhuyanghuiwuzhezijizhinendeshoubei,diliuliuzhuandedayanjingkanzhewuzhongdezhuoyichenshe,zheinalixiangshihuanggongbieyuan?

shuohaoderangwozuotaizi,ranhoujichenghuangweideni?

别是闹错了吧?

cikeshangshiyingerdezhuyangzhixianghaotaodaku,taicanle!

shangyishijiudaolemei,yudaobukaopudedieniang,chengleguer,zaiqidiangueryuanzhangda,yexinghaoyougehaoxinrenzizhu,rangtakaishilexueye。

houlaikaoshanglejunxiao,wanchenglexueye,renshengzhengshimeihaozhishi,quebeigouhunshizhegoucuolehun,jinledifu。

benlaidouyijingzhunbeihaiyangle,jieguoquefaxianzijideroushendouyijingzaihuozangchanghuachenghuile!

yanwangyeyeshipoweigangadekanzhezhuyang,zuizhongxunuorangzhuyanglaishizuogetaizi,jichenghuangwei。

danshijishang,zhuyangbingbuxiang。

zuotaiziyoushenmehao?shangtouhuangdikanzhe,xiamianqunchendingzhe,zuodeyoudianbuhaole,huangdijuedenishigefeiwu,qunchenyejuedenibushigemingzhu。

keyaoshizuodetaihao,huangdiyixinbingjiufanle,juedenixiaozishibushibiezhecuanquanduoweini?

太难了啊!

yaoshizuolehuangdi,neijiugengnanle!

shuwanwandebaixingdouzhizheniguorizini,guanbuhao,bierenmaliangjudaoyewusuoweile,wanyicongnaermaochugefanzei,gaohuyisheng“wanghoujiangxiangningyouzhonghu”,neizijijiuyaobeidiaoludengle!

youhuozhenagewenchenhuoshiwujiangyexinpengzhang,shikeyubeizhezaofan,neizijikejiuyoudetoutengle!

anzhaozhuyangdeyuxiang,yaoshinengzuogexiansanwangye,zuihaoshimingchaozhonghouqidefanwang,fuguiyishi,shenmedoubuchou,neijiuzuihaole!

zhiyaobiefanshazhaociji,neijiuwanshidaji!

zhishihaimeilaidejitan,yanwangyejiujuedenixiaozibachengshigemafan,zhijieyijiaojitachuaihuileyangjiantoutaizhuanshi,lianmengpotangdoumeijitahe。

zheiyanwangye,bujiangjiua!

“furen,xiaogongzikule,shibushiele?”yimingnubiqingshenghuanzheyiweifuren。

cikezhuyangcaizhuyidaozuozaichuangshangdefuren,rongmaoqingxiu,neiyanzhongsihuhaiyouzheyimojianqiangzhise。shenshangdeyifubingbuhuali,fandaoxiandeyouxiejianpo,danxidehenganjing。

“zheijiushiwoniang?”zhuyangxintoujingcha。

zheishitatouyicikandao,zhiqianshengxialaideneiduanshijian,yanqiandoushihuimengmengde,shadoukanbudao。

furenbaozheyinger,kaishijiyingerweinai。

zhuyangdakoushunxizhe**,xinzhongqueshishengchuleyihuo,zheimeduotianle,zijineigebianyilaodiedoubulaikanzijierziyixiaxia?

nanbuchengzijilaodieshigeshiluanzhongqidezhuer?haishituranbaobile,zijichengweileyifuzi?

yishijian,zhuyangnaodongdakai。

piankezhihou,zhuyangyeshiyiliantuiran,suanle,buguanle,zijihaishigeyinger,xiacaoneifenxinganma?

既来之,则安之。

zijizheikaijusuanshibucuole,qimayishibuchou,yaoshihezhuzhongbayigeyang,kaijuyigewan,zhuangbeizijida,neikejiumeifahunleya!

zhuzhongbadejingli,neikesuandeshangyiwanzhongwuyi,zhonghualishiwuqiannian,jiuchulezheimeyigerenwu,jiusuanshifanghoushixiaoshuoli,youzhujiaoguanghuanjiachi,yejuebihuiyouyiqunduzhetucao,nimataijiale!

zheishi,mashikanzheyipangdeshinv,roushengwendao:“yuer,xiaogongzidanshengdexiaoxipairensongquleme?”

“furenfangxin,xiaogongziyichusheng,jiupairenqule,xianzaixiangbidashuaiyijingshoudaoxiaoxileni!”shinvtiantianxiaodao。

furendianlediantou,youwendao:“neijijiadechaimiyouyanpairensongquleme?”

shinvxiaodao:“furenfangxin,yizaojiuyijingpairensongqule!furenjiaodaideshiqing,nubijueduihuibandetuotuodangdangde。”

mashitanxiyisheng,dao:“neixierenjiadoushierzi,zhangfuzaiqianxiandazhangxishengde,jialiguerguamude,zanmenkebunengkuidailerenjia……”

“……”

“nanbuchengwodieshigejiangjun?tingzheiyisi,youdianxianga!”zhuyangshunxizhe**,qiaoqiaodetingzhehuayu,“zhenyaoshizheiyang,woyebukuia!”

“zheixietianlaodiemeilaikanwo,shuobudingjiuzaiqianxiandazhang……”xiangdaolezheier,zhuyangxinzhongshunchanglehenduo。

huranjian,zhuyangyouyishidaoleyigegengweiyanzhongdewenti,xinzhongsuisuiniandao:“laodiea,nizaiqianxiankedesongzhedian,ninyaoshixishengle,wohewoniangkejiumeifahuoleya!”

turanjian,mashihuayuyizhuan,mianshangdaizheyousedao:“yebuzhidaozhongbaxianzaizenmeyangle?”

yuerjimangjiedao:“furenfangxin,dashuaijirenziyoutianxiang,yidinghuimeishide。”

cikezhengshunxizhe**dezhuyangchadianbeiyikounaiqiangdao,zheiyiketazhijuedenaohaihongming……

重八?

lishishangdeneigezhuzhongba?

jiushineigekaijuyigewan,jiejudaxialeyipianjiangshandezhuzhongba?

neigehengsaobeiyuan,shoufuhanrenheshan,congtianxiayiganhaojiezhizhongtuoyingerchu,ligangchenji,jiujisimin,yiyijiebuyizhishenkaichuangledamingwangchaodehongwudadizhuyuanzhang?

他是我爹?

cishizhuyangyouxiangqileyanwangyeduizijishuodehua。

ruguozijishitaizidehua,neizijidemingzijiuyinggaijiaozuozhubiao,zijideniangqibujiushilishishangdingdingyoumingdexianhoumahuanghou?

yixiangdaozheixie,zhuyangxinzhongjiuyizhenjidong,turanjian,tajuedeshuangtuijianyigureliuhuaguo……

zaogao,jidongguoletou,wanglezijihaishiyigechuer……

xianzaizheifushentizijihaibunengwanmeizirudekongzhia!

ai,youyaobeirenkan***,haoxiuchia!

douguaiyanwangye,dangchumeijiwohemengpotang……

对,就是这样……

zhuyangcikeruoshinengzuochubiaoqing,dingranshiyilianbeifen,buguoyezhinengchekaisangzi“wawa--”dekuqilai。

“furen,xiaogongzihaoxiangniaole!”

“haizhenshi。”mashikanleyiyan,dao:“yuer,qunayikuainiaobuguolai。”

piankezhihou,mashiweiyingerhuanhaoleniaobu。

wangzheyingerlianshangdexiaorong,yuerxiaodao:“furen,zaiguoyixietian,gongzijiumanyuele,zheimanyuejiu……”

mashihongzheyinger,tingdaoyuerdehuayu,dao:“xianzaizhongbatamenzhengzaiqianxiandazhang,gebudejiangjunyedouzaineier,zheimanyuejiuhaishidengzhongbatamenhuilaizaishuo。”

“zheizhangyaoshidayingle,zheimanyuejiuheqinggongyandaoshinengfangzaiyiqi,shuangxilinmenle,daoshihoua,dajiahuozhenghaojuzaiyikuairenaorenao……”