第1章 小姨子的短信

“姐夫,在干嘛。”

mimihuhudixinglai,kongqizhongmimanzheyigujiujingdeweidao,suishoudakaileyuyintiao,shoujilijiuxiangqilexiaoyiziqingcuideshengyin。

wotaiqishoushangdeshoubiaokanlekan,shijianshiwanshangshierdianshiwufen,yiwoduitadelejie,zheigedianjiwolaidian,zhiyouyizhongkeneng。

借钱的。

xiaoyizimingjiaoluchuyao,daxuebiyebannianle,zheigenianjidenianqingrendaduoyouyigegongtongdetedian,buganyuxianzhuang,youchibudeku,gongzididegongzuoqiaobushang,gongzigaodedifangjinbuqu。

huangongzuojiuxiangshihuanyifuside,qianmeizhuanduoshao,daoshibahuabeijiebeidegongnengkaifadaolejizhi。

zhiqianweilehaixinyongka,zheixiaoniziyijingzhaowojielehaojicideqianle,qianqianhouhoupabuxiawuwanba?qizhongyouliangwan,shiwobeizhetajiejie,qiaoqiaojitade,zheiyerangwomianduilaoposhijingchangjuedebugouzixin,shengpabeifaxianle,jialinaogejifeigoutiao。

zheiyaoshihuaiyiwohetameiziyoushenmeaimei,woqibuchengleyuandatou?

benlaishilandelihuide,buguozheihuierwoxinliyefandehen,zhaogerenliaoliaotianyebucuo,jiashanglaopoqianjitianchuchale,biansuishouhuiletiaoxinxi。

“zenmele?jieqiandehuajiefukejiubangbushangnile。niyezhidaojiefudegongsidoudaobihaoyizhenzile,xianzaizijiyeshizhaitaigaozhu。”

“pei!wocaimeiyoujieqian,woxianzaizainimenxiaoqumenkou,jialiyaochiwangdaile,hedeyoudianshangtou,zoubudongle,nixialaifuwoyiba。”

jiezhe,bianshijigemaohuodebiaoqing。

youquhejiule?zheigedian,yitaderongmaoshencai,zaijietouyoudang,neijianzhijiushiyinrenfanzui。

wodangjijiuqilai,xilebalianhoujiuxialouqule。

zhishichuhuwoyiliaodeshi,peizhetadehaiyougenanren,yuanyuandekanzhehaiyouxielianshu,zoujinleyikan,faxianzheirenworenshi。

renjiaozhudan,talaozidangnianshizaiwojiadegongsilidangrenshiguanlide,neishihou,zhudanjingchanggenzhetabahoutou,laiwojiasongli,neimapipaidepapaxiang,taneihuiersuiranxiao,danyexueletalaoziyishenbenshi,bawohongdegaogaoxingxingde。

buguoneihuierwoyexiao,caishilaisui。

yibiezheimexienian,zheizhudanjihuhaowubianhua,buguokanzhetashibushiluzaiwaitoudelaolishikeyikanchu,zheixiaozihundebucuo,zheiyikuaishoubiao,yinggaiyaoshilaiwanba?zuixianyande,haishipangbiantingzhedebenchidag,zailudengxiahuangyandegenge**side,chemenhaikaizhe,yinggaijiushitakailaide。

henxianran,zhudanyeyijingrenchuwolaile,tashenchushouzhituoletuoyanjing,lianshangluchuyisiyiweishenzhangdeweixiao,shangqiangenwowolewoshou:“cangge,haijidewoma?woshizhudan!”

hualuo,tayouweixiaozhekanzhepangbiandeluchuyao:“tajiushinijiefu,zheishijiehaizhenxiao。”

luchuyaozheihuieryeshiyiliandemangran,tameixiangdaowohuihezhudanrenshi。

woxiaoxiao,shuodangranbuhuiwangjinixiaozi。

“cangge,xianzaihunzirunleba?”zhudankaikou。

“zaijiadaiye,zhiqiankaiguoyijiagongsi,daobile,peilebushao。daoshini,kanqilaifengguangdehena,zheidagshinideba?”

“meisha,xiahunbei,woxianzaizuodeshifeizhoujinchukoushengyi,jiashanghaiyundeyixieyewu,meinianyejiuzhuangeqianbawanba。duilecangge,huitoushizaimeizhele,jiulaizhaoxiongbawo,pingzanmendejiaoqing,zenmedouebuzheni。”

“zheishiwodemingpian,nixiannazhe,biediaolea!”

zhudancongkoudailinachuleyizhangmingpian,suishoujiudidaolewodemianqian,tadezuijiaoneiyimohudu,daizheyisixuanyao,jingpianxiadeyanshendaizheyisichaofengdexiaoyi,fangfozaihewoshuo:

sanshinianhedong,sanshinianhexi,nichencangyeyoujintian!

laozixianzainaqiandounengzasini!

woxinlibumianyouxiechayi,laozigennikeqikeqi,**zaiwomianqianzhuangbi?

zheiyaoshihuanchengwoyiqiandexingzi,zhijiejiubazhanghuguoqule,danshishehuiyijingjiangwodelengjiaomoping,zheizhongbaiyanlangzheixienianyemeishaojian,tayaozhuang,woyejiusuitaqule。

dianlediantou,jieguomingpian。

“nizouba,wodaojiale。”luchuyaozheihuierhuanghuangyouyoudikaozailewodejianbangshang,chongzhezhudanjiushiyihuishou。

zhudansihushixinyoubugan,buguomuguangzaiwodeshenshangsaolesaozhihou,zuihouhaishidianlediantou,zhuanshenliqu。

dajiadoushinanren,zheixiaozidashenmezhuyi,woyiyanjiukanchulaile,jintianwoyaoshibuxialou,xiaoyizigujijiudebeitajizaotale。

“jiefu,nihetarenshia?”zhudanzoulezhihou,luchuyaojiuwendao。

“tabazhiqianshiwobadexiashu。”wosuishoubianjiangmingpianrengjinlelubiandelajitong。

“yuanlaishizheiyang,kantaneiyangzi,genbenmeijiangnifangzaiyanlia,xiaorendezhilebei!”

“meishi,zheizhong**,nijiefuwokandeduole,nizenmehuihetahunyiqi?”

“caibushi,ganggangyiqizaiguimijiahejiulaizhe,hedeyoudianduole,zheisunzijiuyizhixiangpianwoqujiudian,**exin。”shuozhe,tajihubazhenggerendouguazailewodeshenshang,“jiefu,nijiazhiqian,shibushiteyouqiana?huijinrutu?shenwansan?”

xiangqidangniandehuihuang,wodexinzhongdengshishengqiyiguzihaoqi。

meicuo,wojiazaijiushiniandaineihuier,keshidangdiyoumingdecaizhu。

zaijiushiniandaineihuier,wanyuanhudoushaojian,danshiwolaoziquenenggoukaizheyiliangkaidilakedaochuhuangdang,changziligengshiyangzheshangqianhaoren。

wodeyeye,neigengshibendiyoumingdexiangshen,meidangyoushenmejiejiari,neihenduobumenzhongtoumianrenwu,douhuidengmensongli。

shuowoshihanzhejinyaochichusheng,yingzaiqipaoxianshang,douyidiandoubuguofen。

zhikexi,08niandeaoyunhuiqijian,yeyequshile,yeyeyizou,wolaozijiubeisudijixianhairuyu,jiezhejiushijiadaozhongluo,henkuai,wojiuminranzhongrenyi。

heluchuyaoyoudemeideshuoleyiliuzhihou,zheixiaonizikanwodeyanshenzhizhong,manshichongbai,paizhewodejianbangjiudaofengshuilunliuzhuan,zaowannenggouzhongxianhuihuangde。

woliangjiuzaixiaoqudegongyuanzhonglaolejinbanxiaoshizhihou,tashuokunleyaoshangloule,woyeganjuedaoyeluqile,zaizaihuayuanzhongdaixiaqutajiugaiganmaole,biandianlediantouwanghuizou。

zaidiantineishi,taturanjiujiuniutouwendao:“jiefu,nikanwohewojie,sheibijiaomiren?”