第1章
qianwangzaiqujiuyuanqian，wozuihouyiciwenjiangyiwen：“dengjiuyuanjieshu，quwohaobuhao？”
tachunjiaonieru，liangjiu：“hao。”
woxinlishunjianliangle：“wandanle！”
bushishuozhiyaobeijujueyibaici，wojiunenghuidaoxianshishijiedema？
danhoulaizhengming，doushiwoxiangduole。
jiuyuanshishantibengta，wobeitachuliantuirusishendehuaili。
jiangyiwenzaiyiyuanpeilezhipoledianpidechuliansantian，caixiangqiwo。
tingdaode，queshiwoxishengdexiaoxi。
......
shenye，jieshushoushuhuijiadeshihouquezaimenkoutingjianlewonanpengyoujiangyiwenyuyigenvrenduihuadeshengyin，wozhuzutouting。
“jiangyiwen，womashangjiuyaojiehunle，nizhendemeishenmehuagenwoshuoma？wozhidao，niyijingyounvpengyoule，zheiliangnian，nimendeganqinghenhao，wobenbugailaidaraodanwozhenderenbuzhu。”
nvshengdeshengyintingshangquyouxiezhandou。
jiangyiwenlengxiao：“nigenbierenjiehungenwoyoushenmeguanxi？woyishenmeshenfenjinisongzhufu？yezhenshinanweinihaixiangzheyaoqingwoqucanjiahunli。”
“jiangyiwen！nimingzhidaowomeiyouqinren，zheicishirangniyigegedeshenfenqude......”
“suanan！nizijibujuedehaoxiaoma？woshinishenmegege？qinggege？haishinideqianrengege？”
“jiangyiwen，niyidingyaozheiyangshuohuama？”
suananhuanheleyixiaqingxu：“niyidingyaolai，wohaiyoushi，xianzoule。”
tingdaojiaobusheng，wolianmangduozaianquanchukou，zhidaotachedilikai。
wunei，zhishengxiayipianjijing。
erwodexinliquerutongdaguyibanzhendongdebuting，ganjuexinzangmashangjiuyaochongpoxiongtangle。
“suzhu，zhiyaozheicibeijujue，gonglveshibai，womenjiunenghuijiala！”
xitongdeshengyinshirucidehuankuai，liandaizhedianziyindouzhandoule。
worenxiaxinlidejidongqueyue，zuijiaozenmeyeyayibuzhudebuduanshangyang。
wohexitongshiwuyizhongbeishikongluanliujuanjinzheigeshijielaide，xitongshuo，zhiyaogonglvejiangyiwenshibai，wojiunenghuijia，yaoqiushi，rangtayibaicijujuewodeqiuhun。
wozhiqianyijingbeijujuelejiushijiuci，zhiyaozheicizaibeijujue，wojiunenghuijiale！
jidongdexin，zhandoudeshou。
woshenzhizailiankaimendeshihoudouduoduosuosuodechadianmeibamensuodakai。
jiangyiwenzhenggerentuifeidezuozaishafashangchouyan，kanjianwojinlai，caibayannianmie。
“zenmele？zenmeturanchouyanle？youshenmefanxinshima？”
jiangyiwenyileng，yaoleyaotou。
wojiangmaihuilaidecaifangzaizhuozishang，zuozaitadeshenbian。
“jintianshiwomenzaiyiqideshizhounianjinianri，wobenlaixiangjiaonichuquchide，danshihoulaixiangxianghaishisuanle，womenyihoushiyaojiehunde，baqianshengxialaimaifanggenghao。”
“woliangtianhouyougezaiqujiuyuandegongzuo，yiyuandehenduorendouqule，dengwojiuyuanhuilaideshihou，womenjiehun，haobuhao？”
woyilianqidaidekanzhejiangyiwen，kuaijujuewo！kuaijujuewo！
yiqiandewojiushiyisheng，suoyixianzaidewoyijiuxuanzeleyixuezhuanye，chengweileyimingyisheng。
woxihuanzaisishenshouliqiangrendeganjue。
jiangyiwenkanzhewodeyanjingchenmolehenjiu：“hao。”
“什么！？”
wobukezhixindidengdaleshuangyan，xiaorongningguzailianshang，zenmeturantongyile？wozhiqianshuozheizhongshiqingtaxianglaidoushijujuede，zenmehuishi！？
“我说，好。”
我心里瞬间凉了。
lianshangyezhinengguashangmianqiangdexiaorongweichitimian。
xitongyezaiwodenaohaifengkuangjianjiao，yinanpaxing。
我俩都没忍住唾骂。
“**！”