第2章 掌厨神兔

neiwawazhangdejihaokan,yishuangdayanqianzairuyubanbairundejifushang,biliangshangweizhangqilai,danyijingyouletingbadehuxing,zuichunyuandudu,shencaipangdudu,rangrenkanzhejiuxiangshenchushouquhenhendenieshangyiba。

shishishangqingningyefuzhushijile。

dangneizhituzichenjinzaizijibianshenshibaidesikaozhizhongshi,qingningxiaoxinyiyideshenchulezijidexianzhushou,zuihouyibabatalouzailezijidehuaili,shangxiaqishoudefengkuangkaishinieleqilai,bianniebianhaikaikoudao:“ya,nishinajiadediaopixiaoziya?liuchulaixunwokaixin,xiaoxinyiyidanidepigu。”

xiaowawameidongjing,qingningshenchushoudanledantadehounaoshao,turangouqiyigemingxiandexiaoronglai,tafanguolaixiaowawadeshenzimianduizheta,turanfaxianzheiwawashenshangtangdegenshenmeside。

lianhongdekuaikanbuchubenlaideyansele。

qingninglengleyixia,mangrandewenleju:“nizheishifashaole?keyaochixieshenmeyaowanma?wozheieryouxiecongtaishanglaojunneitoulai……ke,qiulaide。”

xiaowawadandinglezheimezhangshijian,zhongyuluchuleyigejiyubengkuideshenqing,taxianshiputengzheduanshouduanjiaocongqingningdehuailitiaolechuqu,ranhoushoubeizaishenhou,yibenzhengjingdao:“buyongle,benjunbingbushinajiadewawa,nixiangduole。”

“……nibuhuihaiyaogaosuwonishiwuhuangshengjunba?”qingninghahahaxiaoleshusheng,baixidemiankongshangluchuwuxiandechaofeng,“jiuni,haimeiyoubenguniangdexuezigaoni!”

xiaowawashunzhekanguoqu,faxianzheisijinergechuanleyijianjinritiangongzuiliuxingdezhangxue,zhidadatuibuwei,tahaizhenmeineimegao。

qingningyipaitadenaodai:“dele,biegenjiejiewanlea,jiejiehaidejineigebuhaosihoudewuhuangshengjunzuocaini,ganjinhuinijiaqu。”

xiaowawataigaoleshou,chelechetadeyijiao,shenqingyayi:“yaoruhenicaikenxinwo?”

“buruoruci。”qingningyanzhueryizhuan,“nipaochuqu,duitiandahansansheng‘woshiwuhuangshengjun’,yaoshiyouyigerenxinni,wodouxin!”

xiaowawayanshendouranzhuanli,momingqimiaoyouyigulengjiancongtadeyanshenlishechulai,hedeqingningbuyouzizhudewanghouyitui,xiaowawashengyinjiqingdekailekou:“nizaishuawo?”

“……”qingningfanlesong,anlilaishuo,tasuiransong,danyibanbuhuiduizhexiaowawafansong,keduifangneiyanshenshizaishitaiherenle,tabudebusong,yushirenlezui,tianzhelianxiao,“jiejiebushigennikaigewanxiaome,nibuhuizheimexiaoqigenjiejieshengqiba?”

“niyaozuocai,kedui?”neixiaowawaturanzhuanlehuati,mianwubiaoqingdeshenchushoulai。

qingningzixichoulechou,faxianduifangdeyisikenengshirangzijibaota,suiranzheibiaoqingyouxieheren,dantahaishishitanzheshenchuleshou。

duifangguoranwangtahuailiyizou,qingningmangjiangtabaoleqilai,genbaogezuzongside。

neixiaozuzongyoukailekou:“ruci,womenkezuoyigejiaoyi。”

“shenme?”qingningmengbiliankanxiangduifang,zenmejuedejinergetayigehuolejibainiandelaoshujingjuranbeigexiaowawajinazhule。

xiaowawachenshengkaikou:“zaiwomeiyouhuifubenlaimoyangzhiqian,zhuzainineili,nitiwodayanhu,nidedaodehuibaoshi,zheiyidunfanyouwolaitinizuo。”

“cihuadangzhen?”qingningdunshiyixi,yaozhidaotakeshiyidianyebuhuizuocaide,yankanzhewuhuangshengjunjiukuaiyaoyongshanle,taquelianhuodoumeikai,yaozhenshigaozale,gujidebeilaquchengfayidun,ruoshiyourentitazuochulai,neiziranshizuihaode,keshi——

qingningshangxiasaoleyiyanxiaowawa,youxieyouyu:“nizheimoyang……dangzhenhuime?”

“nizhixiaoshuozheibijiaoyizuoshibuzuo?”

qingningyaoleyaoya,chunhongchibaidezuichunzhongyutuchulianggeyingbangbangdeziyan:“chengjiao!”

bansuizhezheilianggezideweiyinluoxiaweimude,shixiaowawahunshenturanshanguoyidaobaiguang,jinjiezheqingningshouzhongdezhonglianghanranyiqing,zaizhuanyan,xiaowawajingyouchenglegewudipilikeaidexiaotuzi。

qingningshaleyan,tuziquehendanding:“falihaojinbale。nijiangwofangzaicaibanshang,lingxuanyixiecongjiangsuanlai,zhushiyongyukefou?”

qingningmangbacaidaodidaoleduifangdeshouli,tingtayizhenfenfu,binghuangmaluandemangleqilai,zhayikanzhanzaicaibanpangbiandetuzi,haizhenyoujifendachudefengfan。

jiexialaidebangeshichen,qingningjiuzaizijideyipianjinghushengzhongduguo,yinweineituzijuzhegenzijichabuduodadecaidao,shenzhibizijihaidadeguochan,wudehuhushengwei,haojiciqingningdouyaoyiweineijizhongdetiewukuaiyaojiangtajishuaichuqule。

dantuzizhanruzhong,bujinzhandewen,zuodecaihaosiyeshifenyouliao,yinweiqingningyijingyinyinwendaolefancaideqingxiangwei。

tashenzhirenbuzhuyanleyikoutuomo。

bangeshichenzhihou,kanzhemanzhuozidefengshengjiayao,qingningrenbuzhushenchushoumoleyikuaiyukuaiwangzuiliyisai,rukoujihua,kougannenhua,qingningjihukuaiyaodangjiguixiabaishikouxiele。

yuanlaizheituzizhenbushishuozhewanwan!zheijiushigezhangchudeshentua!

jiejuediaoyanxianantidetuzibingweiyousihaojiaoaozhichu,ershishensedandingdejiangguochanwangpangbianyifang,dao:“chabuduojiushizheixiele。”

qingningzhidiantou,liangankaidehuadoushuobuchukou。

jiuzaicishi,menwaituranchuanlaileyishengxianbidehuansheng:“chushendaren,dongxikebeihaole?wuhuangshengjunjijiangchuguan。”

qingningmangtaishouyihui,benlaimianhongchibai,zhangdeshenshikerendexiaoguniangdunshiyaoshenyibian,huazuoyigehuzilacha,shenzhiyouxietuobeidelaotouer,zhiyouyishuangyanjingdeshencaishangqienengzhaohuishuyuqingningdeyingzi。

qingningchongzhetuzidalegeshoushi,yadileshengyinshuodao:“chengle,nizaizheilidengzhewo,dengwobadongxisongguoqulejiulaijieni,keqianwanbuyaoluanpaoe,wohuilaiduixianwodechengnuode。”

tuzidianlediantou,zaimeishuobiedehua,beiqingningjuqilaifangrulelongzili。

padayisheng,shanglesuo,tuzibiankanshangquxiangshishuizheleyiban,zaimeiyourenhededongjingle。

qingninglilelizijideyifu,tuikaichufangdamen,qingleqingsangzi,yingzheyunwumimanzhiwaidewanxia,gaoshenghandao:“shangcai!”

jinjiezhe,yiqunxianbiyuguanerru,bulvpinghuan,pojumeigan,renrenshoushangdouduanqiyipanmeiweijiayao,wangzhewuhuangjudefangxiangerqu。

fangcaijiaochushendeneigexianbiluguotashi,shenzhikualeyiju:“jinerzheiweidaoxiangpiaoshili,xiangbidinghuirangshengjunmanyi。”

qingningchongtayixiao,neixianbipiaoshenerguo。

suoshangshanfangmenqian,qingningchongzhelongzilidetuzidalegexiangzhi,duifangdandandedianlediantou,youbishangyankaishisikaorenshengle。