第1章 彩礼!彩礼!

houdecun,zhaojiayuanmenkou。

wangdashijinjinzuanzhezhuangmanwuwanyuandehongbao,zhanzaizhaoshufangjiamenqian。

tasisididingzheyanqiandehanfu,tadielaowangtouzaipangwunaidiquanzu。

zheinvrencuileyikoutan,xiezheneiduisanjiaoyan,duiwangdashiyidunzhishouhuajiao。

“hei,nizheixiaozi,wuwankuai?quwoguinv?meimener!”

“cailizaijialiangwan,shunbianjiwoerzitianzhiyiliangche,buranzheihunyebengjiele!”

zheijiaorangdelaoniangmen,bianshizhaoshufangdemuqinhechunyan。

“dui,zaitianyiliangche!”hechunyandeerzizhaodabaoyegenzheqihong。

doushidilibaoshierde,tawangjiashaqiongyang,sheibuzhidao?

hechunyanshidaxinyanliqiaobushangwangdashi,kezijiazheiguinvpianbushengxin,yiqianjinchengbeixiaonianqingpianleganqing,xianzaizheixiexiaohuoziyougegeyangaoyuding,sheiqiaodeshangta?

houlaizhaoshufangyouhewangdashitanlianaizuanxiaoshulin,nongdequancunrenjinjiezhi,hechunyanqidemandidagun,kumanvershigebaijiawanyier,sangmenxing……

“qinjiayo,bushiwuwanma?zheizenme,zenme……hai!”laowangtouyilianhuangluan。

“xianqianjidewuwancailihaizaichouzahaini,haiyaoliangwanjiayiliangjiaoche,womenjiebudao,genghaibuqia!”

“bomu,zheiqianqianhouhoudoudadianhaole,jiuchaguomenle,xianzaijiacaili,wozhennabuchule!”wangdashiyehenyumen,taxinshuolaozishiquninver,youbushiqunierzi,jitamaichesuanshashiera。

hechunyanahechunyan,nizheigewulibuqizaodexixuegui!

“biebiebie,kebiezaizheiertaojinhu,zanhaibushiqinjia。”hechunyanhoutuibanbu,chezhesangmenyinyangguaiqi。

“laowanga,cunligaolvyou,jiunimenjiazhanleshijimudi,nimenkeshizuozheshuqianni,meiqian?he!”

laowangtouditoucuozheshou……

zheishierdaoshizhende,danshikuanxiangchichibuxiafa,weishinabuchua……

“woqunide!”kanzhelaofuweinan,wangdashibujindihe。

“shufang,cailizandangshidoushanglianghaole,zashuobianjiubian?”wangdashidishengxunwenzhaoshufang。

“nishuojuhuaya,shufang!”

zhaoshufangshizhongchuizhenaodai,buganhangsheng。

xianglaizhaoshufanggenbenzuobulezhu,wangdashiyaoleyaotou,buzaizhuiwen。

hechunyanlimajiangzhaoshufangladaoshenhou,dengzhewangdashidao:“niwenta?tadouyaotingwode!”

tingdaozheihua,zhongrenxianruchenmo,jieshiyizhenwuyu……

“bomu,zheimedangeyebushibanfa,yaobuzheiyang。”wangdashijuedingtanpai。

“che,womaibuqi,qian,wowangdashipinlemingyejininnongdao,ninkanzheiyangchengma?”

“yaohaibucheng,neinibawuwankuaituihaijiwo,zheihun,he!”

“算了吧。”

zuihousangezi,tingqilaiqing,quezizizhuxin!

cihuayichu,zhaoshufangliangyanyihei,xianxieyunjueguoqu。

hechunyanyehenyiwaizheixiaozizheimegang,bianyaotoutandao:“ai,wangdashi,wozheinverzhenshizhelenidemo!zaijialiangwan……yexing,keniyihouyaoshiduishufangbuhao,wojueburaoni!”

cailideshi,jiuzheiyangzanshigaoyiduanluo……

wangdashifuzierrenhuijia,bazheishishuojiwangdashidemuqinting,muqinfannanle。

“dashia,shengxiazheiliangwan,zanyouyaoshangnaerqucoua。”

“ma,nibiehuang,qianwohuixiangbanfade,zheibushihaiyoupeichangkuanma。”

“xianzaizhurouxingqinghenbucuode,woxiangbanyangzhi,dengshufangguolemen,wojiuganzheige。”wangdashikuanweidao。

hechunyandetuoxie,shiwangdashishiliaobujide。

danzheishierzhendejiuzheimejielema?buguanle!xianchouqian!

yixiangdaozhaosheijie,wangdashinaohailibianfuxianchuyizhangjiaohaodemianrong,tajuedezhinengquzhaobaipingjiele。

“shiyouduanshijianmeijiantaleni……”