zhouzhenghaifangcaijiwangjudadianhuashibanzi，yangluobingmeiyoutingdao，dantaquecaidedao。shangyishi，talejiezhouruo，genglejiezhouzhenghai，xinlimenqing，jiexialaizhouzhenghaihuizuoshenme？
kezhonghuoyishi，yangluozaiyebushidangchudemengdongxiaozi，jiranfangcaidangzhezhouzhenghaidemian，yizhenlengchaoxiluo，zhengshiyinweiyangluoxinlizaoyijingyoulewanquanzhice。
likaixianwei，yangluohuidaoyongkangxiankaojinjiaoqudeyidonglaojiuxiaoquli，zheilizhengshitabiyehouzuzhudefangzi。yongkangxianbijingshuyuhandongshishifanxian，bieshuomaifangzi，danfankaojindianxianchengzulinyijianfangzi，fangjiayeguideyaosi。
gangbiyeneihui，yangluoshengri，zhouruogaoxinglaiguoyici，danlailezhihou，lianjiulvle。congneiyihoujiuzaiyemeiyoulaiguozheili，xianqizheilitaihansuanpojiu，shuotazheizhongjinzhiyuyedajiaguixiu，laizheilitaimaitai。
yangluozuzhudeshiwulou，xiaoliangshi，waijiayigeketing。fangjiansuiranmianjibuda，chabuduowushilaipingmi，danquebeiyangluoshoushideganjingwenxin。
yangluohuidaozhuwo，congshujiashangquxialaiyipingxifengjiangxiangjiu，youmangbudiedecongbingxianglinachuyigedasuliaodai。daizilimianzhuangzhehetao、pingguo、taozizhileideshanhuohenongfuchanpin。
yizhouqian，yangluocengjilaojiadefumudaguoyigedianhua，shuozhouruodefuqinguoshengri，tazuoweinvxudeziranyaojilaozhangrensongdiantebiededongxi，xiangxiaqiong，fumushizaishinabuchuhaodiandedongxi，jiutuorendaileyixieshanhuo，waijiayipingxifengjiu。
zhibuguozhouruoqueshuo，zheixiedongxitaihansuan，burangyangluonaqutajiali。yangluoqingchudejide，shangyishi，dangzijijiangzheixiedongxinadaozhoujiadeshihou，beizhouruowuqingdediujinlelajitongli。
neikeshizijifumujisumeishui，jingtiaoxixuandehaodongxi，neishihou，suiranyangluohenxinteng，danquenuoruo，shenmeyebuganshuo，shenmeyebuganzuo？zhinengyanbabadejiangkushuiyandaoduziliqu。
yangluohelekoushui，jizijijiandandezuoleyifenchaoximian，meimeidechileyidawan。chi**，ranhoujiangzheixiedongxishoushihao，kanlekanshijian，likailexiaoqu。
xiawusandian，yangluolaidaojuliyichulaojiuxiaoqubuyuanchudexiangzili。zheitiaoxiangziliyouhenduobaitande，dabufendoushidaoguguwanciqizihuazhileide。
zaiyigetanweigenqian，zhanzhexuduolaoren，sansanliangliangdejuzaiyiqiliaotian，huozhejujinghuishendekanzhetandianshangdepingpingguanguan。
yangluoyanmeiyizheng，jiaobuweiweitingdunyixia，bianjiangmuguangdinggezaiyigeshoupengciping，daizhelaohuajingdelaorenshenshang。laorenshoulinazheyijianyinzheqingsehuawendeciping，zhengmubuxieshirenzhendeguanmozhe。
yangluohedabufenxianlaiwushidelurenyiyang，yekaojintandian，daliangzhetanweishangdeciqi。laorenbujingyijianchaozhetapieleyiyan，danyemeizaiyi，yijiujiangmuguangfangzaipingzishang。
“zheikeshizhenzhengdeqinghuaci，woxianongcunlizoujieshoude，ruguoninlaojintiancuoguole，neiwokejiumaijibierenle！”tandianlaobanshiyigedafubianbian，dizhonghaidezhongniannanren，cikezhengdeyideshuozhe。
laorenlianseweiweiyizheng，zhoulezhoumei，xiayikouchashui，ruoyousuosiqilai。yangluojianzhuang，huranxiaoleqilai：“qinghuacidepingzi？wokanyinggaishiyanpinba？”
“嗯？”
tingdaozheihua，tandianlaobangenlaorendoujinbuzhudetaitoukanxiangyangluo。
tandianlaobankandaoshiyigemaotouxiaozi，zhoumeibuxiedao：“xiaohuozi，nidongciqima？wozheilihuiyouyanpin，jianzhikexiao！”
yangluodandanyixiao，dao：“shenruyanjiutanbushang，lvedongdianpimaoeryi！”
zheihuayichu，laorenquelailexingqu，zhiwen：“nianqingren，nandaonizhenduipingziyeyousuoshelie？”
“daye，nibieshengqi，woyebushiguyichazui，zhishiwobuxiangrangnibeirenpianleeryi！”yangluoqingsongjieshiyiju。
“e？cihuazenjiang？”laorennongmeiyishu，bujinwendao。
yangluoshenxiyikouqi，xiaozhekaikou：“zheizhongpingzi，wozaiyibenshushangkandaoguo，ruguozhendeshiqinghuaci，neimetadeqixing、wenshi、youmiandouyouzheguorenzhichu。”
laorenxiaodao：“xiaohuozi，kanninianlingbuda，jingranyexihuandaoguzheixiedongxi，nizheiyangdenianqingren，xianzaikebuduolou！hehe。”
shangyishi，yangluoduipingzidequeyeyousuoshelie，youqishiqinghuaciqi，suoyitacaigandoudankouchukuangyan。
ciqidianlaobanbufuqi，lenghengyishengdao：“nianqingren，shuodehualihushaode，nidaoyoushenmeyiju？yaoshinijintianzaizheililuanjiaoshetou，huailewoshengyi，wokegennimeiwan！”
laorenheheyixiao，huranyoukanxiangyangluo。
qishifangcailaorenmozheneipingzi，yejuedehuaseqixingyoumiandoubuzheng，ketayishibanhuiyenabudingzhuyi，xiangjixuzaikankan，kesheinengliaoxiang，turanbeiyigemaotouxiaozilengbudingdelaileyiju，zheicairangtaneiqishangbaxiadexin，youlediqi，juedeshoulidepingzi，dequeyouwenti。
yangluokanxianglaoren，dianlediantou，renzhendao：
“congqixingkan，wulunshisongdai、yuandai、haishiqitachaodaidepingzi，qixingbilidoubijiaoxiediao，yuanrunliuchang，kanzhehenyoumeigan。”
“congwenshilaikan，yuandaideqinghuaciwenshifanmi，bingqieqizhongdelongwenbaqi、zhangyang，haobutuonidaishui。”
“congqinghuacideyoumianlaikan，yuanqinghuacideyoumiandaduoweiluanbaise，yibufenfanqingse，yousebuweichengshuilvse，youmianjirenyizhongfeihouningzhongdeganjue，rangrenaibushishou。”
shuodaozheili，yangluozhixianglaorenshoulidepingzi，yilianxianqi。
“ernizaikankanzheizhipingzi，zhengtiganjuebuxiediao，jiangying，meiyoujiangqi，wenshiyebijiaojujin，shengying，daiban，erqieyoumianfuzao，meiyoulaojiugan，rangrenyikan，buyoujuedeshiyanpin。”
yikaishiciqidianlaobanyijiuqishixiongxiong，dantingzheyangluodeshuoci，liansezhujianbianchengletieqing，yuanxiantagenbenbuxiangxin，yigelengtouqingnianjingranduipingziyepoyouyanjiu。
dandangyangluoshuowanzuihouyijuhuadeshihou，ciqidianlaobandangshijiushayanle，yinyuekejian，etoushenchujidixiweihanzhu。yinweitaxinliqingchu，zheipingzidelailu。
laorenhahadaxiaoqilai：“haha，guoranyingxiongchushaoniana！”
ciqidianlaobandeliansedunshibianhei，yadishengyin，shoushihaotanwei，zhanqishenzishuo：“jintianwohaibumaile，maijinimenzheibangbushihuoderen，haizhenmaitai！”
laorenyebuzulan，yinweitazhidaozheitiaoxiangzili，henshaohuimaidaozhenpin。zhuantouxiaohehedekanxiangyangluo，dao：“xiaohuozi，nideyanlijianzhenkeyi，yaobupeiwozaiqushichangzhuanzhuang？xingxunengpengdaoyiliangjianzhenpinni。”
erzheiyezhengshiyangluodemude。
yinweijihumeiyourenzhidao，zheigelaorendeshenfen。
tayuanbenshiqinbeishenghandongshirenminjianchayuanfantanzongjuzhenchachujuzhang，chenyanshi。
zheiyeshishangyishi，yangluojinruxianweizhihou，caizhidaode。suiranxianzaichenyanshiyidaolehuajiazhinian，danbijingtaolimantianxia，menshengpoduo，youqishitasunnvchenlu，xianzaigengshihandongshixinrenzhideshiweishuji。
chenlaozaizhiduonian，jingjingyeye，yixinweiminmouli，congtashoulijingguodeanzi，bushuoyiwan，shaoshuoyeyoubaqian，wanniantuixiuhou，chenlaojiuyinjuzaiyongkangxianxiangyangxiaoqu，guoqilewanhualiuniaoguangguwanshichangdeshenghuo。
zheizhongren，yangluozenmehuicuoguo？
yangluogenchenlaoyizhizaiguwanshichang，guanglelianggexiaoshi，danlingrenwuyudeshi，quemeiyoupengdaoyijianzhenpin。
riluohuanghun，tianbianbuqileyipianhongtongtongdehuoshaoyun。
liangrenliaodetouji，chenzhezuozaizhangyishangxiuxidepianke，yangluolimaodecongbaolinachuneipingjiu，jiqinongchanpin。
“daye，jintianhengaoxingrenshini，wozheizhenghaoyoulaojiadailaidejiushui，songnichangchang，zheixiehetaoshuiguo，nidanggecanhouchadian，xiaoqianxiaoqian。”
“味道不错！”
chenyanshichileyixiaokuaihetao，youyaoleyidakoupingguo，neigantiandezhishui，shunzhechenlaodezuijiaoliutanglexialai，talianliandiantou。jinjiezhe，tayoudakaipinggai，minleneimeyixiaokou，yiliandehanchanglinli。
“xiaohuozi，nibushixianchengrenba？zheiguozi，gantianshuangkou，zheijiu，gengshidujudifangtese，buxiangshiyongkangxianchengkeyichanchulaide。”
“daye，wolaojiashiqinbeishengyigekaoshandenongcunde，daxuebiyehou，wojiujinruleyongkangxianxianwei，zuijinyougangkaolegongwuyuan，xunsizhezhaogehaodiandegongzuo，jifumuzhengyikouqi。”
“bucuo，youzhiqi！neinikaodezenmeyanga？zhiyuantianbaodeshinagedanweia？”chenyanshiyouwangzuilisongleyikuaihetao，jinjinyouweidejiaozhe。
yangluopielepiezui，dantabingmeiyoushuokaoshichengji，ershixiaodao：“yixindouxiangzhejintizhi，tianbaodehandongshiyongkangxianyaojianju，danxianzaiwohaishijuedesuanleba！”
“e？jintizhiduangongjiafanwanbuhaoma？”
“hao？haoma？hehe！”yangluoguzuoqingmie，dandanyixiao，lianshangluchuyisiwanxi，qishenbangchenlaozhenleyibeijiushui，wunaiyaotoudao：
“benlaiwoshixiangjinyaojianjude，zheiyezhenghaogenwodezhuanyexiangguan，danzhidaowolaidaoyongkangxianhou，caifaxian，zheilimiandeshuitaishenle！”
“daye，niyinggaiduiqianduanshijian，fashengzaiyaojianjudeneiqitanwuanyousuoerwenba，qishimingyanrenyikan，zheidaodishishenmegeqingkuang，keshangmianquezuzuchalebannian，sihaomeiyoutouxu。nishuoyaoshizheilimianmeiyoumaoni，guicaixin！”
“suoyiba，yaojianjuzheihunshui，wobuxiangtangle，meishayisi！”
cikeyangluoshuodezhengshifashengzaihandongshiyongkangxianyaojianjuyiqi**an。
yinweicianjianqianchebufenjiduo，shejifanweizhiguang，zijinyejuda，shangmiantebiezhongshi，zelingpaiqianchenluxiezhujianchayuanfantanjurenyuanqinzizhencha！yanlidajifanzuifenzi，bingjiuchufanzuifenzibeihoudebaohusan。
yangluoxiangxin，chenyanshibukenengbuguanxin，zheijianguanxidaotasunnvdeshitudeanzi，tangruochaqingzheijiananzi，bachuluobudaichuni，jiuchubaohusan，neizaichenludeshitushangyeshigongbukemeideyibi。
hehe，zhiyaonenggouzhenzhengdezoujinchenlaodeshixian，neitazhouzhenghaiyousuangeder！
屁都不是！