第4章 打狗从不看主人

liumingzheijiushixiande,xiangzhaogeyoutouzouduifangyidun,jinguantazouduifangqishibuxuyaoliyou。

“nikan**shenme?dadianhuayaorena!”shuozhe,liumingyoushiyijiao。

liumingduoduobirendetaidubaiminglezijijiushigebujiangdaolidezhu,huangmaoyeshiyoukunanyan,duoduosuosuodibotonglechenyongdedianhua。

“wei。nage?”dianhuaneitou,chenmendenanshengdaizheyizhenmajiangdecaozatouguoyangshengqichuanruliumingdeerduoli,“peng,batiao。”

liumingyileng,pingguoshengyinyouzheimedama?zenmeliliwaiwaitouzheyigushanzhaideqixini?

“nageshanzhaihuonihaizhuang!”

liumingyoushiyijiaotizaihuangmaoshenshang。

huangmaozhongyushoubuzhuzheigeweiqu,daizhekuqiangdahandao:“yongge,jiuminga,wokuaibeirendasile!”

linletahaibuwanghandao:“xiaomaibu,xiaomaibuzheibian!”

huayinweiluo,liumingbianyijiaotifeilehuangmaodeshouji,huangmaoshouzhishouchuang,youshiyishengcanjiao。

“shenmejiaonikuaibeirendasile?”liumingyouzaitashenshangbuleyijiao,“nizheibushihaimeisima?xianzaidoushijiunianzhiyiwujiaoyu,xiaoxuelaoshimeijiaoni,zuorenyaochengshima?”

wujindequruyongshanghuangmaoxintou,takesuanshimingbaile,wulunzijixianzaishuoshenme、zuoshenme,doumianbulebeiyidunzou。

“dage,wocuole,wozhendecuole。nindaodiyaozenmeyang?”

huangmaoyibabitiyibaleidiaiqiuzhe,zhixiwangliumingnenggoubiedazijile,shizaibuxing,huangerendayexinga。

“nicuonale?”liumingzuijiaoweiyang,yilianwanweidikanzhehuangmao,bujinxiangdaoleqinglvjianneigejingdiandehuati。

danxianran,huangmaomeiyoujingliguozheixie,qiqiaiaidao:“wo,wobugai,zhaoninyaoqian。”

“budui。”liumingcaizaihuangmaoshenshangdejiaoshaoyiyongli,huangmaoyoushiyizhencanhao。

“qianbuqiandewusuowei。fanzhengwoyebuzaihu。”

liumingkanxiebianzhanledianhui,youzaihuangmaoyifushangcengleceng,shuodao:“keshinikaikouguanwojiaogemen,shizaishitailadiwodedangcile!”

“哥们,你配吗?”

huangmaodasidouxiangbudaozijiaizheidunzoushiyinweizheimegeliyou,xinlidunshigengjiadiweiqu,benlaizijijiubushishenmeshehuiren,yizhigenzaichenyong**houmianhujiahuwei,yudaoliumingzheizhongyingcha,ziranyejiuluqiele。

jianhuangmaokukutitidexianggeyuanfuyiyang,liumingdunjuexingweisuoran,yilianxianqidijianghuangmaotikai,liumingdemuguangzaitangzhederenduilixunsuoyiquan,lengshengdao:“nimenbushixihuankanrenyaoweibama?doujiwoyaoqilai。”

bianzaicishi,buyuanchuturanchuanlaiyizhenfadongjidehunxiang,fangyanwangqu,yiliangheisedeaodichezhengxiangzhezheibianshilai,cheliangjichizaimeizhalushang,juanqileyiluyanchen。

“你们主人来了。”

liumingyouyongjiaojiantiletihuangmao,yeyudao:“haibuganjinyaoweiba!”

“nicai,wodagou,yaobuyaokantazhurenshishei?”

huangmaotaitoukandaoneiliangshuxideche,yanlizhongyuranqilexiwangdeguang。

aodia6tingzailiuminggenqian,chemendakai,congjiashishixialaiyigedafubianbiandezhongnianren,ruyanbianshitabozishangdeyiquanxiaomuzhicuxidejinlianzi,jinlianxiashiyitiaocongbojingdaoshoubeideqinglongwenshen,feipangdelianshangdaizhejifenbingtai,danmeiyujian,youzangzhejifenhenli。

来人便是陈勇。

jiuzailiumingshenshizhechenyongdetongshi,chenyongyezaidaliangzheta。

zheinianqingrensuirankanshangquqingtiaosanman,queyoudaijirenyizhongmukongyiqiedeganjue,yumuzhongwurenbutong,neishiyizhongcongqizhishangzhanxianchudemoranheyapo。

erqiekanzheijiahuodeyizhedaban,yemeiyouneizhongquanshencouzaiyiqiliangbaikuaidelianjiagan。

“是个**。”

zailiumingjichenyongxialedingyidetongshi,chenyongyexunsuduiliumingzuochulepanduan:“shigefeiyang。”

jiandaochenyongdaolai,yuanbentangzaidishangzhuangsideyiqunlouluolimafangfozhaodaolezhuxingu,jiulianhuangmaoyejiannandipaqishen,coudaochenyongpangbian,weiqudisushuozhezijigangcaidezaoyu,xunqiuchenyongtizijizuozhu。

“wei,nishinajiade?”chenyongdianlegenyan,yongfangyanwendao。

liumingmeiyoudacha,lianshangdaizhebiyi,moranwendao:“zheijitiaogou,shiniyangde?”

“nidieshinage?”chenyonghenshibushuangliumingzheifubiaoqing,yinchenzhelianwendao,kaikoujiudaizhexieyuanshidefeiqi。

liumingzhijiehulvelechenyongdejiaoxiao,buxiedidaliangzheduifang:“shenmerenyangshenmegou,gouyeburuliu,renyebuzayang。”

jianchenyonglianshangqinghongjiaojia,liumingsonglesongjian,youwendao:“zenmezhe,niyaotitamenchutou?”

chenyongchouchuleyixia,xiangshixiangdaoleshenme,shuodao:“woshizheigecundezhishu,yourenjubaonioudawomencunderen,nimenshisileni?haishidaopaichusuoqushuo?”

“jiuzhei?”liumingzaixinlilenghengyisheng,shizaishimeixiangtong,jiuzheimegedongxishizenmenengzaizheierzuoweizuofude。

congchenyongjiangchenjindiudaojingshenbingyuandecaozuolaikan,zheigerenshiyouyixiezhengrendeshouduande,kenengshidanglecunzhishuhou,yanjieyousuotisheng。

dancongshijicaozuolaikan,zheirenduizheixieshouwanyunyongdeyouhaibushu,yinggaishigangjiechuzheizhongwanfa,haibutaishiying,yikanjiushigexinshou。

“那就私了吧。”

liuminghuayingangluo,chenyongxinlijiulekailehua,henglebantian,yuanlaishigesonghuo。

chenyonghaizaixiangzheqiaozhaduoshaoqianheshi,quetingliumingshuodao:“wozheijianyifusanwan,kuziwuwan,qiantiangangmaide,beizheixiaozijinongzhoule,wojinizhegejiu,jiusuanliuwan,zheihuorenlanluqiangjie,niyaoshihaixiangzaijiandaotamendehua,ershiwan。”

“wozhengdangfangwei,xianzaishouteng,jiaoyeteng,yiyaofeiwosuanniwuwan,haiyouzaqizabadeshenmejingshensunshishade,niyebiehewozhengle。”

“yikoujia,yibaiwan!”

tingdaoliumingdehua,chenyongyoudianleng。

lenglehuiercaifanyingguolai,zheixiaozishizaishuazijia!

有这么私了的吗?

zaishuo,wodouzhixiangqiaoniershiwan,nikaikoujiushiyibaiwan,gaodewohaoxiangbinidijiyiyang。

chenyonglianshangyinchenrushui,sisididingzheliuming,zuilihaimaleyiju。

liuminglianseshunjianlenglexialai,yigejianbushangqian,yibazhangjiushanzaichenyonglianshang,mulushaji:“zuibajiwofangganjingdian!”

liumingzheiyibazhang,lidaoshizu,zhidadechenyongnaoguaziwengwengde,erduoyexiangshihewaijieshiqulelianxi,zhenggeshijiedouzhishengxialeyanqiandeheihongjiaozadesecai。

lenglebantian,chenyongcaibeilianshang**ladetengji**dehuiguoshenlai,youganjuezuiliduolejigeyingwu,hezhexueshui,jingshituchulejikesuiya。