“buqianqian，yuesiwanwu，19sui，dayixiaxueqi。”
“zheigezhuangtai，zhiyouzaimenglichuxianguo。”
liyuanzouzaijiangzhoudaxuedexiaoyuanlimian。
huoladeyangguangshaizaishenshang，tasihaobuzaihu。
takewangdejiushizheizhongzhenshigan。
bushizuomeng，shizhendezhongshengle。
xianzaishi2017nian，tacongyigebiyeshiniandesitiangou，daodayikuaijieshudeshihou。
6yue8ri，zhouyi，qiwen36du，tigan42du，fengherili。
shangbeizizijishiyigezhumingtiangou。
2016nianyudaotongzhuanyexuejietongxuefei，kaiqiletiangouzhilu。
weitongxuefeixiecaijinggaozi，weitazaiduanshipinpingtaimailiuliang，2018niandeshihou，qinshoubatapeiyangchenglebaiwanfensidecaijingnvzhuboyijie。
ranhou……zijijiudedaolejiwankuaidefuzhaigenweixinshangdeyigehongsegantanhao。
dasandeshihou，yudaoleyigexuemei，zaicilunluojinletiangouxianjing，houlaizaigongsidenvtongshi，xiangqinduixiang……
tayuexianyueshen，meiyicidoubimianbuleluorutiangouxianjingzhizhong。
gongzuohaowuzhangjin，hunhuneedeguorizi。
ruzhileyijiajijingongsi，congdazakaishi。
jieguobierenyidashishierping，tayidashishinian。
beirenshangcileyigewaihao。
复盘仙人。
zuizhongyinweishuaiqidezhangxiang，bukebimiandezoushangleshuiguanxiuligongzheitiaolu……
shoujixitongtishiyinchuanleguolai，youqiangpozhengdeta，diyishijianjiunachushouji，kanleyiyanshangmiandezhuangtailan，shunjiansuodingxiaoxilaiyuan。
shigerendouyouzheizhongtianfu。
微信。
dakaizhihou，kandaomougezhidingdelianxirentouxiangbeibiaozhuleyigexianhongde‘1’。
tongxuefei：“liyuan，zuijinkaoshibijiaomang，xuyaofuxidegongkeyeduo，wojiubuchuquchifanle。”
liyuankanleyiyanzhiqiandeliaotianjilu，yuanlaishizijizheigesitiangoulianxuyuetongxuefeihaojitian，zuotiantongxuefeideyipiancaijinggaozibaole，jilehenduoliuliang，zhanglejiqianfensi，xinqingdahaodeqingkuangxia，caidayinglejintianzhongwuyikuaichulaichifan。
yankanzhekuaidaofandianle，tongxuefeiyouzhaojiekoubulaile。
“我可真该死啊！”
“zhangzheimeshuai，haishizaidaxuezheigehuanjing，jiajingsuiranyiban，danyebusuantaicha，jingrandanglezheimeduoniandetiangou！”
“badangtiangoudenenglifangzaitishengzijishang，yongdezhelunluodaoneizhongdibu？”
“dasanshihoutiandeyishuxueyuanneigexuemeidounengbeizijiyiluhuhangdaosanbaiwanfensi，zijizuojiusuanzaicha，yibaiwanfensizongmeiwentiba？”
“baiwanwanghongle，haiyongdezhequtianbieren？”
“脑子进狗屎了！”
他骂了自己上辈子。
dazashinian，yichaozhongsheng，faxianzijishangbeizijianzhijiushiyibunvedaojizhidetiangouwenxue。
蠢逼一个！
tongxuefeizaipiaoliangyounengzenmeyang？zuihouquanzishangqule，jieshidaoshenjiashangyideyouzidalaole，nisuangepia！
kanleyiyantongxuefeifalaidexinxi，taguoduanhuifudao：“xuejieshuodedui，wozuijinyebijiaomang，haiyoushijimenkaoshi，suoyicaijinggaozimeijingliquxiele，xuejiejianliang。”
guaisheidoumeiyong，zheiyiqiedoushizijizizhaode。
laojizijideshabixingweijiuxingle。
yuqiyuantianyouren，burutishengziji！
干！
talaidaoxuexiaomenkou，shenshoulanleyiliangchuzuche。
“shifu，qulianhualudeyinhezhengquan！”
chuzuchesijishigesishiduosuidezhongniannanren，kanleliyuanyiyan，jiushuodao：“xiaohuozi，nianjiqingqingde，yinggaizhidaochaogugendubomeiqubie，erdugenduzheishizenmedoubunengpengde！”
liyuankanxianglesiji，shuodao：“shifu，ninshixinghuangba？”
sijichayile，genjianguileyiyang，“nizenmezhidao？”
“蒙的。”
sijidunshilailexingqu，“xiaohuozi，nizheiyunqibucuoa！”
liyuanganjuezheigesijitingyouyiside，jiuxiaozheshuodao：“shia，wojuedeyoulezheizhongyunqi，bunalaixuangushizaishitaikexile，suoyizhunbeiquzhengquangongsikaigehu。”
sijixiaozheshuodao：“bumannishuo，wodangnianyeshizheilianhualugushen，zhanghuzijinyidudadaosanbaiduowan，buguoxianzaima……nikanzheidaretiande，yaofandedouzhidaozheigeshihoubunengshangban……
tingshuyijuquan，youchaogudeqian，chichihehebubidashuipiaoqiang？”
liyuanxiaozheshuodao：“kewoganjuewoyaochengweiyigegushen！”
“maizhiqiandoushizheimexiangde，mailezhihoujiubianchengwenshenle，xiangmaishenmegupiao？shujinikankan？”
“xinga，ninbangwozhangzhangyan。”
liyuanzaizheiweishifushenshang，kandaolelaojiucaideyingzi，yushinachuzijishoujishangdetonghuashunjiemianjitakanleyiyan。
sijikanjianzhihou，dunshijiaodao：“huo……haojiahuo，xihaijianshe？lianggeyuecongshikuaizhangdaoleershisan？xiaohuozi，zheizhongpiaonikeqianwanbunengpenga，xianzaicaidiedaoshiqikuai，haiyoudedieni！nijinqulekejiuchengjiepanxiale！xiangdaoqiannian，shujiushiwurulezhongguoshenche，yizhidaozheigeshihouhaizaihaizhai，zuoweiguolairen，shuhaishiyaoquanni……”
“xingxingxing，wobuquyinhezhengquanle，daiwoqushuilifang。”
sijizaicimengle，shuilifangkeshijiangzhouzuihaohuadeyangshengchangsuo。
“zheicaishidianduo，nijiuquxijiao？”
nianjiqingqing，jiuyaozouzheitiaolule？
liyuanxiaohehedeshuodao：“zheigeshijiangangganghao，jishicailaishangban，chitoucha。”
“……”
好像还挺有道理。
“xiaohuozi，kannizheijingyantingfengfudea。”
“ninyaoyikuaibu？woqingnin？”
sijiganmangbaibaishoushuodao：“wojiuzhiwangtianredeshihoupaodianhuoni，xiacimeishahuodeshihouzaigenniliaoliaojingyan。shibuxiangman，shudangnianyeshixiyujiedeyuhuangdadi，shenmechangzimeiquguo……shuilifangshizhenbucuo……”
“shiba，wojiutingyouyanguang……daoledaole……”
liyuanzhizhepangbianyigepaizishuodao。
司机慢慢靠边停车。
“师傅，多少钱？”
“hai，jiuzheimejibulu，ninianjiqingqingjiuwuruzheitiaodao，yihouhuaqiandejihuiduozheni，shushiguolairen……zheijikuaiqianjiusuanle，niganjinquba，yaoshiyourengenniyouyiyangdexiangfa，nizheitouchapashichibudaole！”
shuowan，jiudakaichemen，baliyuanjiganxialeche。
taxinlihaishihenyouchengjiugande，quanhuileyigewuruqitudenianqingren，mingmingzhizhongganjueyouyishuguangzhaozailezijishenshang。
suiranneigenianqingrenniutoujiutiaodaolelingwaiyigekengli，kexiangbijiaojinrugushi，xijiaoanmojianzhikeyishuoshirenjianzhengdaole。
chezimeikaichuquduoyuan，jinjinshiguaileyigewan，yinhezhengquandedapaizi，jiuchuxianzailetadeshixianfanweizhinei。
他笑了起来。
“zhengquangongsikaizaixiyudiangebi……zheilaozongpinweibulai……”
yucitongshi，daernvshengsushe。
tongxuefeizuozaichuangshang，huifuyixiefensidepinglun。
liyuanfalaidexinxi，bangexiaoshiqiantajiushoudaole，dantadiyishijianbingmeiyouqukan。
buyongxiangyezhidao，kendingyoushiyangqiuzijigentajianyimianzhileidehuayu。
keliyuanchulezhangdeshuaidian，caijinggaozixiedehaozhiwai，bingmeiyoubiedekeyixiyinta。
zhangdeshuaiyoubunengdangfanchi！
zheiyiqidecaijinggaozi，shiyouguanyinxingdeyixieneirong。
“zheiboxinxiliangzhenda！”
“zheiboxinxiliangmingmingzhenbai！”
“haojiumeijianguozheimepingejinrendezhubole。”
“zhendema？yinxingzheimedama？budui，yinxingzheimebujiangdaolima？”
“bierenwodoubuxin，jiuxinnidedadaoli。”
“neirongwoshiyidianmeitingjinqu【tian】【tian】”
“zimudangzaiqianmianshishenmeyisi？xiongdimenshizhenlaixuezhishide，xinbuguoxiongdishiba？”
tongxuefeikanjianzheixiediaokan，bujinmeiyoushengqi，lianshangfanerguazhedandandexiaorong。
这都是流量啊。
meiyouliyuandegaozi，tajiushigehuaping，bijingduanshipinpingtaibuquemeinv。
kejizijitianjialecaijingzhubodebiaoqian，shencaideyoushijiuhuibeiwuxianfangda。
suirancaiwuwanduofensi，dantadereduyijingshidouyincaijingzhubodiyiweile，budaoshigeshipineryi。
taduizijideshencaiyanzhifeichangzixin，tongyangtayeqingchu，pingjietadenengli，meikenengshixianjiejikuayue，zimeitishidaijiushizuihaodejihui。
zhiyaotafensiduo，zaowankeyigenzhenzhengdedalaodashanghua，jinrudalaodequanzi。
huidechabuduole，tacaiqiehuandaoweixinjiemian。
haimeidengxinxihuanchongchulai，tajiuyijingkaishitoutengle。
“gaizenmejujueneigejiahuoni？”
“lianglebangexiaoshi，yinggaiyechabuduole，yaokongzhiyixia，bieshuonantingdehuajiuxing，neixiedasidedouxiebuchutaneimegaozhiliangdegaozi。”
“kexijiushijialitaiqiong，touliuliangdoushikoukousousoude，jibaijibaidetou……youbunengzhijiezhaotayao……”
cishi，weixinxiaoxiyijinghuanchonglechulai。
dengtakanjianliyuanfalaideneijuhuazhihou，zhenggebiaoqinglengzhule。
tashenzhiyiweizijikancuole。
zheijiahuobujizijixiegaozile？
sichanlandazheimejiu，tiantianzaoanwananhaiyaosongzaocandetiangou，jingrannengshuochuzheiyangdehua？
yishunjian，tayouxieshengqile。
yinweitayizhijuedeshizijizaijiliyuanjihui，fouzezijineixiexiezhenzhaopian，zenmehuiqingyijibieren。
yushitazhijiehuileyiju：“jiranzheiyang，neiniyihoujiubiejiwoxiegaozile！”
fachuquzhihou，tayijingkeyixiangxiangdaoliyuandetiangoumoyangle。
kendinghuidiyishijiangenzijipeibushi，ranhoukenqiuzijibieshengqi。
bijingtazaixuexiaoliangnian，beidashandecishubichifandecishudouyaoduo。
suiranxuexiaomeipingxuanshenmexiaohua，ketazhidao，sidixiahenduonanshengdoubatadangxiaohualaikande。
raner，zuzudenglewufenzhong，liyuanneibiandoumeihuifu。
她急了。
muqianzhenzhaobudaogenghaodetidaiduixiang，liyuanzheigedayisheng，duizibendefazhanlishilejiedetaiqingchule，bingqiehaiyouzijidedutejianjie。
neixiejianjie，huoxuduiyudalaolaishuohenkexiao，danduiyuputongrenlaishuo，jianzhijiushigaoshenmocededingjililun。
biekantadepinglunqudoushikanqiude，shijishangzhenzhengnenghuoqilai，haishikaozheguoyingdeneirongzhiliang，fouzeweishaneixiecabiannvzhuboyigegefensijiujiqian？
tazheigehaocaiyunyingbudaoyigeyue。
zhiqianzhaoguobierenxiecaijinggaozi，tongyangyeshixianzaidedaban，manghuolebannian，caiyiqianduofensi。
suoyiliyuanjiushibaozhengzhiliangguoyingdejichu。
shualeshijifenzhongdeshipin，turanjianshoudaoleyitiaoweixin。
haimeidengdaotadakai，youxiangqileyilianchuandetishiyin。
“kendingshiganggangmeikanjian，xianzaikanjianle，kaishihuangle。”
tamanmandakai，liangmiaozhongzhihou，weixinxiaoxihuanchonglechulai。
结果……
竟然是自己室友的？
“xuefei，zhongwuyaochishenme？”
“喝奶茶吗？”
“gaijiaofanhaishichaomian？”
“shitangxinkaideyigechuangkouhenhuo，maidekaoroufan，danshixuyaopaidui……”
tongxuefeiyaoyaqiechi，zuizhonghuileyiju：“bangwodaiyifengaijiaofanba，dengxiawojiniqian。”
meidengdaoshiyouhuifu，tajiutuichuleliaotianchuangkou。
takanjianleliyuanfaguolaideyijuhua。
就两个字。