第1章 我真不想做太子

雍国,京都。

初冬,寒风料峭。

dongjiaowaishili,youyipijingfosi,bushoubaixingxianghuogongfeng,zhishouhuangjiagongfeng。

“yuanlaishibushengdiwangjia!”

“fozhukaiyan,wobageshidiyoudeyoucai,shitaizidezuijiarenxuan,fozhuqianwanbaoyou,rangbageshidijichengyongguodatong,zaofuliminsheji!”

fotangnei,yigelvelvexiandeyouxieqiaocuidenanziguizaiputuanzhishang,shuangshouheshi,chengzhidaogao。

likexinzhongyouyiwanjucaonimaxiangshuo,laotianshikaishenmewanxiao,rangzijichuanyuezuolehuangzi,queyouyigexihuanshaerzi,caijidaojidiandehuangdilaozi。

dangjinyongdizaiweiershiqinian,zisizhongduo,kehuodaoxianzaidehuangzi,jinshengxialesanren,qizhongbaokuojiuhuangzi,beifengweijinwangdelike。

ersiqudehuangzi,bingbushiwufuzaoyao,ershizaibeifengweitaizihou,yaomebeiyongdicaijisuosha,yaomehuohuohesi!

zhizhijintian,yongdiyijingfeishadiaoleqiweitaizi,bianguanlichaolidai,keweiqianwugurenhouwulaizhe!

likenenghuodaojintian,deduoxiejiashipinjian,gongrenchushendemufei。

taizilizhanglidi,zenmezheyelunbudaota。

kedingzaiqianmiandehuangxionghuangdizaiduo,yejingbuqiyongdishadekuai。

xianzaidonggongzhengweikongxuan,chaochenyijingduofanshangzou,qinglichujun。

qizhonghushengzuigaode,jingranshipingrilimomowuwen,jinyanshaoxing,zhiqiuzuogetaipingxiaoyaowangyedelike。

likexiangsidexindouyou,henbudebazheibanduozuiduoshidedachennongsi,zheibushibazijiwanghuokenglituime。

zuikeqide,yiwangguanxihaibucuodelingwailianggehuangzi,zhuanyanbalikedangchengledadi,yuyaozhengduotaizizhiwei,zheitang**detaizizhiwei,zijigenbenbuxiangzuohaobuhao,sheixiangqiangzhesongsijiuqu,biedaizheziji。

suoyijiuyoule,zhengridanjingshoupadelikechumensanxinbaifo,shuhuanxinzhongyujiezhiqideshi。

likezhangyuduantan,jisuoyuwushiyurena,zheitaizizhiwei,wozhendebuganxingqu。

……

fotangwai,yigebaimianwuxudelaopuerduodongleyixia,huoxutingdaoleshenmebugaitingde,momoxiangwainuodongjiaobu。

cishi,dimianhuranqingzhanqilai,fosiwaizhouqimatisheng,laopumeitouweizhou,taerliguoren,tingchufosiwailaileshubaitieqi。

buduoshi,sizhongshamijinghuluanpao,yigexuanjiahongpifengdewujiangkuoburunei,zhanxuetadirulei,yiyankandaolelanzaifotangqiandelaopu,hongranguidixingli,dashengdao:“bixiayouzhi,cefenghuangjiuzi,jinwanglikeweitaizi,zhaoxuanrunei。”

laopudaxi,zhuanshenyaoqubingbaoxixun,jiutingfotangneichuanchudaodisheng。

likeyiranbeizheiehaojingheguodu,yanqianyiheihunjueguoqule。

xinzhongzhiyouyigebeifenniantou:fozhu,laozizheimezhenxinshiyideqiuni,nijingranbangdaomang!

laopujibenrunei,jinghudao:“taizidianxia,nizenmele……”

yiranhunmidelike,tingdaozheishengchenghuhou,liangtuiyidengchedihunleguoqu。

……

东宫衍庆殿。

likezaixinglaishi,yijingruzhudonggong。

jinwangfudexiarenwubuxixingyuse,wangyejinrizuoletaizi,ganmingzuolehuangdi,tamenzheixieren,kebuyaogenzhefeihuangtengda。

zhiyuyongguotaizichangsiyufeiming,jiubuzaitamenzheixiezhongpudekaolvfanweineile。

likemianwuxuesedequansuozaijinbeihou,muguangdaizhi,fangfogangbeishibagedahanroulinguodeshaonvbanjuewangwuzhu,zhishiwangzhefangliang,yizhizaiyouyuyaobuyaoxianzaishangdiaozisha,fanzhengzaosiwansidoushisi。

“taizidianxia,taiyishuodianxiahunjuenaishijingxiguodusuozhi,fuxieanshenbuyaojiuhao。”laopuduanzheyuwanqiongyao,qingshengdao。

“滚蛋!”

“请太子用药!”

laopubudongshengse,yizhiquanleyishangwule,laopukouganshezao,rengzaibuyiburaodequanshuo。

zhongyu,likezhuandongyanzhuzi,manhuaixijidewangzhelaopu,“wangmang,niwugonggaoshenmoce,daiwoyuanzoujianghu,zanmenqubeiqi,qudongyi,congciyinxingmaiming,yongyuanbuyaohuijingdouhaobuhao!”

laopueran:“dianxia,zheishiweihe?”

likenannandao:“chenfuhuangmeidasuanshawo,womenhaiyoushijiantaopao。”

laopulianseguguai,dingzhelikekanlexujiu,manmantuichuledadian,jishengdao:“taizifanleyibing,kuaiqingtaiyilaishizhen!”

jigegonglilaidetaiyibenjiuzaipiandiandaiming,wenyanhuosuchongjinqingong,buyoufenshuobalikeandao,yigezhanzhanweiwei,laoyanhunhua,xingjiangjiuxiudelaotaiyiniezhexizhangdeyinzhen,fuzhehuabaidezhangxuxiaodao:“taizidianxia,laoxiunaishijingdouzhenjiushengshou,yizhenxiaqubaoguanbaibingquanxiao……”

likejingle,touyaodexiangbolanggu,jidao:“womeibing……laopifu,niganzhawo,wokanninaodaixinbuxin……**,teng!”

likefachuleshazhubandecanhao。

yizhenguohou,likeguoranhuifuleshenzhi,zhudongyaolaitangyao,yikouqihelegewanchaotian,buwangchongyanbabakanzhetadetaiyimenshuqidamuzhi,zantandao:“guoranshijinzhenshengshou,bentaizicikeganjuecongweiyouguodeshenqingqishuang,yaozhongzhongdejiangshangnimen。”

taiyimendaxiguowang,mangguibaikouxie。

zixujinzhenshengshoudelaotaiyiwenyanyangyangzide,fuxudao:“taizidianxiamingjian,gangcailaoxiushidezhishiduejinzhendiyishi,haiyoubazhenweishi,laoxiuzheijitianjiuzhuzaidonggong,zhazubazhen,baoguantaizidianxiadeyibingyongbufufa!”

likezuijiaozhandou,wenshengdao:“bulaotaiyile,songke!”

liantuidairangdebataiyihongzou,likezhongyusonglekouqi。

tashizhenpale,rensheiyanzhengzhengdekanzheyinzhencongtaiyangxuezharunaomen,yeyaojingjusanfen。

ehenhendidengleyiyan,yanguanxinkouguanbidelaopu,likepingtuishihoudetaijiangongnv,lengshengdao:“zheitaiziwobuxiangzuo!”

laopushaotaitoukanleyanlike,“laonuzhidao。”

“nizhibuzhidao,benchaotaizidexiachang?”likewendao。

“feitaizilixu,zaiweisannianlingqigeyue,yinshejiwugu,beixiayutunjinzisha。feitaizilitai,zaiweisigeyue,qibingzaofansiyuluanbingzhizhong;feitaiziliqi,zaiweiyinianliugeyue,yinchunubixia,jingjuersi;feitaiziliyan,zaiweiliangnian,yinbeiqizuqianlian,cizhenjiuersi……”laopurushujiazhen,balirenfeitaizideshengpingjiangleyibian。

“zheixiefeitaizi,dangyuzhongduo,shenfuchaochenzhongwang,muzushidakeyi,tamendouhuobujiu,woqibushigengyaosiqiaoqiao。”likeshenxiyikouqi,yongtusihubeidekouqiguhuodao:“wangmang,nishiwodeqinxin,woruguoshensi,niyehaohuobule,weilehuoming,zanmenhaishitaoba……”

laopugandongbuyi,kehaishiyaotoudao:“taiziduolvle,laonuwugonggaoqiang,jieshitaomingyebuchi,chufeiwudazongshichushou,laonusibule!”

likemudengkoudai,hezheniwugonggaosibule,laozizenmeban。

liketanzuozaichuangtashang,yiranjuewang。

huran,likezhenfenjingshen,gaoshengdao:“kuaibeima。”