chengmuerrenbuzhuzhoulezhoumei。
nanrendeshenshangyinfenghuansi，shaqichongtian，yaoshitazaichilaijiri，kongpajiuzhendeyaoqujianyanwangle！
kezheixie，wangyuqiyijiefanren，ziranshikanbudaode，zhinengxiujiankongqizhongneiguruoyouruowudechenfuqixi。
piejiantabiaoqingbianhua，wangyuqigangadexiaoxiao，lianmangjieshidao。
“zheifangjiantaijiumeitongfengle，shiyoudianbutaihaowena，ni——”
“wangfuren，fanqingninxianhuiquxiuxiba。”
“wohefuhengdandudaihui。”
“…随你。”
beimorandaduan，wangyuqideliansejianglejiang，liaoxiazheijuhuabianguanmenlikai。
pengdeyisheng，zhenggewuzineidunshizhishengxiachengmuerhehanfuhengliangren。
qingqingdexiankaibeizi，kanzhenanrenxigulingdingdeshouwan，chengmueryankuangbujinyihong。
zhijianqingtanxuewei，jingluodusai，qixuebutong…jihumeiyichudoushisixue。
minleminchun，tanachusuishenxiedaideyinzhenbao，qulejigenzhazaileshouwanchu，banfenzhonghouzaichouzhen，jidihongdaofahei，zhanchouzhanliandexuezhujiannandejichushangkou，sanfazheyigukuseweidao。
“yinqihengsheng，duxingruti…”
“fuheng，nizenmebianchengzheiyangle？”
tashiersuineinianheshifuyiqirubeicheng，kanfengshui，nacengxianggangheshifufenkaijitian，qianjiubeipianlegejingguang，zhanzaijietoubuzhisuocuo。
shihanfuhengzhudongchushou，daitachifan，peitazhaoren。
neishihoushaonianmeimuqinglang，chunchidaixiao，kandetamanxinxiuse，buganzhishi，kexianzaineimingshaonianqueluodemanshenshaqi，xiumukuzhu。
qingqingshiqunanrenwanshangdexuedi，chengmuerdemouzidichui，xintengdaolejidian。
“bupa，wohuijiuni。”
jiangnanrenshenshangdebeizichedixiankai，tayililijiekaikouzi，luchulehanfuhengxianbocangbaidexiongtang。
tanxue，zhenmai，xiazhen…chengmuerdeshenqingzhuanzhu，dongzuoxingyunliushui，meiyouyisitingdun。
zuzuxialedadaxiaoxiaojishidaoyinzhenhou，tacaiqinghuyikouqi，nachulejinnangyaodai，conglimiannachuyimeitongtiyuanrunroubaidedanyao。
bokainanrendechunchi，chengmuerfeijingdeweilejinqu，youkanxianglezijishouwanshangdehongshengjie。
yimeitongtiqiheideyuzhengguazaishangmian，piaoliangdexueseyuwenjiaodiemanyan，zuchengleyizhichuishouluoyi，weiyusanluo，yanmoubanzhengdefenghuang。
yinyinzhijian，hainengpiejianyimochisezaiyuzhongliudong，shifendepiaoliang。
tianzhufengbi，zheishishifusongjita，yonglaihuxinshouhundezhiyangzhiwu，zuishihedangshigenzhendezhenyan。
“shifu，tuerjienienwuyiyong。”
jiekaihongsheng，chengmuerxiaoxinyiyidejiangxiazainanrenxinkouchudeyinzhenchouchu，jiangyidiyongchudexintouxuedizaileshouzhongdetianzhufengbishang。
shashi，neilvchisemingyanlejifen，liuzhuanzhijian，yushangdefenghuangmorantaitou，shuangmumingzheng，zhuozhuofaliang。
“成了！”
xinxidexiaolexiao，chengmuerlikejiangtianzhufengbifangzailenanrendexinkou，zuoweizhenyan，suihoudongzuoxunsudeqileshigenzhen。
hanfuhengshenshangyinqitaizhong，shigenzhenzhenghaoyindixiayinqishangyong，yidugongdu，youtianzhufengbizuoweizhenyan，huzhuxinhun，nanrenyebuhuiyoushi。
suizheshijianyifenyimiaodeguoqu，yinlengdeqixiyejihuchongchilezhenggefangjian。
hanfuhengdeliansezhujiancongcangbaibiandeqingzi，zuihou，youjianjiandehuifulejifenhongrun。
huanghujian，chenshuilexujiudenanrenyeyoulezhijue，sishitingdaoxuduorenzaijianghuazoudong，queyoubukaojintabanfen。
“好吵…”
dichensiyadesangyinchuanchuhoulong，fangjianlideshengyinshashixiaoshi。
yilvlvyinqihuiliu，bikaifaliangdetianzhufengbi，zhongxinyongruledixia。
zheiyiqie，hanfuhengziranshikanbudao，zhijuedekongqibiandegenglengle，meixiyikouqi，douxiangshichilemanzuidebingcha，shenglengzhazui。
ketadeshenpang，queshiyouyimohengdingdewennuan，jinjindetiezheta。
shouzhidongledong，hanfuhengpingzhebenneng，jiannanshenchushou，loujinleshenpangneimomianruanzhuotangdewennuan，zaixiayimiaozaiduxianrulechenshui。
…
yucitongshi，hanyechengdefangmenbeirendakai，wangyuqizoulejinlai。
“zenmeyang，haitengma？”
“废话。”
lenglengdehuileyiju，hanyechengmanyandefenhen。
“niweishenmelanzhewoshoushineigenvren？”
“tangtanghanjia，nandaohaipayigechongxideshengunma！”
“真是丢人现眼！”
“chenger，ninengbunengyongyongnaozi！”
wangyuqimengdiyipaitadehounao，xiaodeyouxiedeyi。
“yigeyueqiannainaishuoyaojihanfuhengchongxishi，wojiuyijingxianghaole。”
“zheicaiteyitiaolegewuquanwushidegunv。”
“nixianzaibataganchujiamen，nandaoxiangrangnainaitiaoyigedahurenjiade**jihanfuhengzhantai，haorangtagenniqiangjiachanma？”
“…fanzhenghanfuhengyehuobujiule，jijiaozheimeduoganshenme？”
hanyechengdelianseyinchen，mouzhongmanshisuanji。
“neigenvdeganzheimeduiwo。”
“woyidingyaobaofuhuilai！”
“…”
……
“咳，咳咳！”
buzhiduoleduojiu，hunandefangjianneimengranxiangqileliangshengkesou。
jinjiezhe，chuangshangdenanrenjiannandezhengkaileyanjing，manmandechengqileshenzi。
tabaoleyiwanshangdewenruanxiangyu，yezaicikenuodonglejifen，wushengdetieleguolai，
chajuedaonalibudui，hanfuhenghunshenyijiang，mizheyanjingmoxiangleshence。
qingsedaopaoruliuyunbansanluozaichuangshang，yusejifudeshaonvbeibaoguozaiqizhong，lianjiashuidehongrun，shuangmouqinghe，xianzhangdejiemaosuihuxiqingqingzhandouzhe，daoshishuidetingshu，xiangzhiyoumaoyiyangquansuochengyixiaotuan，haoxiangyongyizhishouzhangjiunengpengqilaiside。
“…”
zheixiehanfuhengkanbudao，kezongnengganshoudaohuxideqifu，rounendepifu。
shuangmeimengdiyizhou，tadexinzhongdunshishengqiyisinuhuo。
suibiansonglaiyigenvrentangzaizhei，zheiqunrenhaizhendangtayijingsile，keyisuiyinanieleshima？
zhengzhunbeishenchushou，jiaoxingshenpangdeshaonv，woshidedamenbianbeizhourandakai，guanjiayezoulejinlai。
“cheng**，zaocanyijingbeihaole，nin——shaoye，ninxingle？”
dingzhesuxingdehanfuheng，guanjiazhenjingdezhengdaleshuangyan，zuzuguolehaojimiao，caichongxialouti，jingxidehandao。
“hanlaotaitai，shaoyexingle！”
“唔…”
beijiaoshengchaoxing，chengmuerdalegehaqian，rouzheyanjingzuoleqilai。
kandaohanfuhengsuxing，tayileng，renbuzhuluchulegaoxingdexiao。
“fuheng，nixingle，younaliganjuebushufuma？”
shuozhe，tajiushenchushou，qingqingdazhulenanrendeshouwan，xiangyaozaichayichajingluoyunxing。
“别碰我。”
ganshoudaoneimowendukaojin，nanrenmengdizhouqimei，yibazhangdakailetadeshou，shengyinlengdekepa，shenzhihaiyonglianzhulechengmuerdejianbang，jiangtacongzijishenbianyonglituikai。