第三章 麻烦上门

wanggetamenzhaoshangmenlaile!

yishidaoshitamenzhihou,woxinzhongzhimaniang!haosibusizenmezheigeshihoulai?linxiaogangzou,yanxiawoyigeruonvzizenmehetamenkangheng?

chuanyizhiji,huangmangxiangdadianhuabaojing,quefaxianshoujiqianbaozheixiezaojiuzaizuowandezhengzhazhongdiule。

peng!yishengjuxiang,fangmenjingbuqizheteng,hongrandaota。wanggedaizhejigeshouxiachuanglejinlai,zhengqiaopengdaolecongfangjianlichulaidewo。

jirenmuguangyiliang,shangqianjiangwotuantuanweizhu。

“wojiushuoma,takendingzaizheilide,nuo,zheibushime!”

“made,gaisidejianren,zheiyicimeidifangpaoleba?!heng!”wanggeetoujianbaozheshabu,yilianyuandudidingzhewo。tashenbiandejigexiaohunhunyilianyinxiao,muguangbutingzaiwoshenshangshangxiayouzou。

woxinlizhifamao,yixiangxianzaishibaitian,jimangguzuozhendingdao:“ni……nimenxiangganma!guangtianhuarizhixiahaixiangduiwodongshoume!xinbuxinwobaojing!”

“you?hailaizheitao?niyiweiwohuipatamenme?heng,gaosuni,jintiansheilaidoubuhaoshi,meirenbangdeleni!”wanggelengxiaolianlian,sihaobupawodeweixie。

chenzhewanggeshuohuazhiji,jigexiaohunhunjihubazhengjianwuzidoufanleguolai,jianshenmeshuaishenme,fanshishaoweizhidianqiandedongxidounashang。

“wangge,jiuzheimedian。”

tamenfanzhaolebantian,zhizhaodaojibaikuaixianjinheyitaipingbandiannao,wanggemeitoudazhou,xianranhenbumanyi。

“heshime?zheimedian?”

shangqianyibu,meidengwohoutui,yibajiuzhuwoyiling。zhilezhietoushangdeshanghen,lengshengkaikoudao:“shihuagaosuni,gemenjintianshiweicaierlaide,nizuihaojiwogemanyidedafu,neiyangduidajiadouhao。”

wonalihaiyouqian?zhaogaosengqiubanfajihuhuaguanglewosuoyoudejixu,zuowanqianbaoyediule,baizaizhuomianshangneixieyijingshiwojinshengdechifanqianle。

“wo……wozhenmeiqianle,yaomenimenjiwojitianshijian,daoshihouwokendingjinimanyidedafu。”

“made,niyiweilaozishishazi?jinijitianshijian?rangniquzhaotiaozime?”

tayongliyishuai,jiangwoshuaizaidishang,gebokezaizhuojiaoshang,tengdewoyanleidoukuailiuchulaile。

wodangxiashizaishinabuchuqian,yewufahetamenjigekangheng,zhinengquansuozaidishangsesefadou。

wanggemanlianhengrou,xionghendemoyangtebieheren。erqieyebuzhidaoshibushiwochuxiancuojuele,zaiwanggedeshenhoushizhongyousisiheiqichanrao,piaofubuding,youshihaihuiningjuchengrenxing。

danzheixieheiqishizhongkaobujinwangge,zhishizaitashenhoulaihuipiaodong。wopiejiantashouwanshangdaizheyichuanheisedezhuzi,sihushizheidongxirangneixieheiqibugankaojin。

yigehuangmaocoudaowanggeerbian,qingshengdiyujiju,wanggemeitouyitiaokanlekanwoluchulexiaoyi,dianlediantou。

woyishidaobuhao,xindiyongqileqiangliedebuan。

wanggecoudaowoshenqian,niezhewodexiabaxiaodao:“jiranmeiqiandehua,neimejiuguaibudelewo,daitazou!”

lianggedahanlimashangqianyizuoyiyoujiangwojiaqijiuwangwaituo,wopinmingfankang,dahanjiuming。chulewuzizhihou,daoyoubushaorenbeizheibiandedongjingxiyin,naihewanggeyishengdahou,kanrenaodefenfensanqu,buganshangqianduoguanxianshi。

woyiweiyaowandanle,meixiangdaochulewuzihou,jingrankandaolezhiqianzhaowojilinxiaohuazhuangdezhongniannanzi!

nanzishenbianhaigenzhejimingchuanzheheiyidebaobiao,wojimangxiangtaqiujiu。wanggejingyadikanlewoyiyan,xianranmeixiangdaoworenshizheigeren。

“hehe,shilinxianshenga,shenmefengbaninchuilaile,ninrenshisuxiaojieme?”

“heng,nimendanzibuxiao!ganzhaotademafan?buzhidaosuxiaojieshiwomenlinjiadekerenme!?”nanzibinglengdikaishengdao。

“shenme,tatata,tashinindekeren?”

wanggeyileng,fanyingguolaizhihou,jimangzhaohushouxiadao:“hailengzheganshenme?haibuganjinjiangsuxiaojiefangkai!”

“linxiansheng,wo……wozhenbuzhidaosuxiaojieshinindepengyou。”

wanggexiangyaojieshi,zhongniannanzizhishipieletayiyan,meiyouduojialihui。laidaowoshenpang,wendao“nimeishoushangba?”

“你说呢!?”

shouzhouchutengdelihai,wuqingyikuai,douzhongzhangqilaile。

woyilianyuanhendikanzhewangge,zhenxiangshangqianjiangqisichengsuipian!

nanzimeitouyizhou,zhidaowohenbuman,dangjijibaobiaomenshilegeyanse,houzhehuiyi。jigebaobiaoyiyongershang,shashijiancanjiaolianlian。

“su,suxiaojiexinu,wo……woyouyanbushitaishan,wozhenbuzhidaonirenshilinxianshenga,buranjiwoshigedanziwoyebuganzhaonimafan……a!”

meidengtashuowan,baobiaoyiquanzazaitalianshang,wanggepudeyixiatuchuyikouxianxue,menyahexuejitongshisanluozaidi。

yishidaozhaoreledamafan,chedihuangle。tabuduanqiurao,nanzishizhongxiangshimeikandao,baobiaoyemeitingshou。canjiaozhong,buyihuiwanggeheneijigehunhunjiuchedidaodi,yunsiguoqu。

“这下满意了吧?”

wanggetamenjigerenkanzheyetingcande,hunshendouzhanmanlexianxue。woxinzhonghaiyouxieqi,shangqianchongzhewanggebeibuduolejijiao,nuqicaishaoweidedaopingxi。

“jiuzheiyangba,batamentaizou。”

nanzibailebaishoushiyibaobiaojiangwanggejigetaizou。wonahuizijineixiexianjinhewupindetongshi,hairangbaobiaojiangwanggeshoushangneichuanzhuzibalexialai。

nanziyihuodikanlewoyiyan,yemeiduoshuoshenme。

“nizenmezhidaowozhuzaizheili?”wanggedengrenbeijiejuelezhihou,wodemuguangjizhongzaitashenshang。

zheinanzichuxiandezheimejishi,zenmekandoujuedeyouxiewenti,nandaoshizhuanmenguolaizhaowode?

“bushi,ganghaoluguoeryi。”tadandandihuiyingdao。

e,zheihuashuosheixin?congwanggedetaidukanlai,cirenlaitoubuxiao。meizhunshishenmedalaohuozhedalaobanzhileide。zheizhongrendedouzaishangliushehuihunji,zenmehuimeishipaodaochengzhongcunlai?

mingxianshichongzhewoerlaiquebukenchengren,kendingyouwenti,jiashangyixiangdaoyinweitawocaireshanglinxiao,dangxiayouyifubinglengdetaidu,duiwoaidabulide,qijiubudayichulai。

“he,nikelaidezhenjishia,wokezhendexiexienia。”lengxiaoyisheng,pieletayiyan,yinyangguaiqidishuodao。

“en,tamenbuhuizailaizhaonimafanle,jiuzheiyang,wohaiyoushi,xianzoule。”

“duile,linshaoyoushiyaochuli,zheijitiannizuihaolaoshiyidian,buyaodaochureshi。buxiaxinretashengqidehua,houzhehenyanzhong。”shuowan,bianzuandaolechezizhong。

woyileng,nanzizhidaolinxiaozaijiuchanwo?!tazhidaolinxiaobianchengguile?

“wei!dengdeng!nibahuashuoqingchu!”

dengwozhuichuqudeshihou,chezizaojiuxiaoshizaileguaijiaochu。

gaiside!zheiwangbadanzhidaolinxiaoyouwenti,jingranhaiyaowoquweiqihuazhuang!?zheibushichengxinhaiwome!?

xiangdaozhei,qidezhiduojiao,queyehaowubanfa。

jiexialaidejitianzhenrunanzisuoshuodeneiyang,linxiaoyizhimeichuxian。wodoulekaihuale,babudetajiucixiaoshiyibeizi,yongyuanbuyaozaichuxianle。

zheitianxiawushifen,chuliwanshoutougongzuo,nachulewanggeliuxialaidezhuzi。

neitianwokandaodeheiqiyinggaijiushilaorenjiachangshuodeyuanhunba?tamenbugankaojinwangge,quankaozheizhuzi。linxiaoyeshigui,zheizhuzikebukeyiduifuta?

de!xiacitazailaijiuchanwo,jiuyongzheigeduifuta!

yankanhaiyoujifenzhongjiuxiabanle,laoshifuquecongcongpaolaigaozhiwohaiyougongzuoyaochuli。yourenweituotashangmenbangyitihuazhuang,shijianjiudingzailejinwanliudian。

“xiaosua,wozheibianbushihaiyouyitimeichulihaome,nijiubangshifupaoyitangbei。”

shuoshihua,woshibuzenmeyuanyide,bijingyoulelinxiaodeqianchezhijian,xianzairangwodanduchuliyitiwodouyouxiedichu。

wunai,laoshifupingrilidaiwobucuo,bingqietaxunuoshihoudebaochouyeguiwosuoyou。xiangdaonangzhongxiuse,jiashanglaoshifudehaoshuodaishuo,haishidayinglexialai。

laoshifujiwodiguolaiyidizhi,rangwozaibangwanliudianqianganwang,neibianhuiyourenhewojietou。

dengwoshoushihaodongxi,chengchequdaoneilizhihou,caidezhijingranneidifangjingranshiyichubieshuqu。

jiguzhudalegedianhua,buyihuijiuyouyimingnanzicongcongchulaijiewo。

“nijiushisuxiaojieba?lishifudougenwojiaodaile,genwolaijiuhao。”