第1章 塑料老公回来了

“huanyingjinrutianxinzhibojian,dianguanzhu,bumilu,yiyanbuheshualiwu,ganxiegeweilaotiememeda!”

“jintianzhubojidajiaanlidezheikuankouhongjinshengzuihouyibaizhi,maiwanbubuhuo,geweixiaokeaimenzhuajinshijianxiadan!maitamaitamaita!”

“……”

yigexiaoshidezhibodaihuojieshu,tianxintianduizhehuashubiaoniandekouganshezao,pangbiandexiaozhulixiatianyejidongdetuantuanzhuan。

“haojiahuo,bierenyixiaoshixiaoshoueshangbaiwan,niyixiaoshixiaoshouecaiyibaikuai!”

xiatiankanzhexitonghoutaineijinyigedingdanxiaoxi,buzhidaozijishigaikuhaishigaixiao。

tianxintianbatoushangdetuerduofaguzhaixialai,yiliandanrandishuaileshuaitou。

“meishi,liudeqingshanzaibupameichaishao。”

xiatiantanlekouqi,quangongsizuifoxidezhubo,yezhiyoutale。

liangrenyiqianyihouzouchuzhibojian,tujingtianzechuanmeijituanzhigonglanshi,kandaoyiqunnvzhuboduizheweishoudeceozhaopianhuachizantan。

“shengzongzhendetaishuaile,liangecunzhaodoukuangyebuju,xiemeixinggan!”

“shia,bineixieyulequandenanrenhaokanduole,zhendeshiwomengongsidebaozangnanren……”

“zheiyanzhi,gouwotianyibeizile,haoxiangzuotadehongyanzhiji……”

tianxintiantingdaotamendehua,meiyuweibukejiandininglexia,suijiwanzhexiatianjixuwangqianzou。

xiatiandaoshixiayishipiantoupieleyiyan,kandaotianxintianmianbugaisedeyangzizelezezui:“xiaotiantianzhenshinishiliulideyiguqingliu,kandaoshuaigedounengmubuxieshi……”

tianxintianxiaoxiaoweiyu,yibianzouluyibianditoukanshouji。

“zheiniantouzhangdehaokandexiaogegeyibandoushiminghuayouzhu,youqishishengzongzheizhongleixingde,womenxiaotiantianbugentamentongliuhewushiduide。”

xiatianjixushuozhe,faxiantianxintiankanzheshoujiyizhizaichichixiao,biantantoukanqu。

zheiyikan,rangtayizhenchouchu——

neiliangzhedeshoujipingmuxianshideshitianzejituanneibuwangdeyuangongfengcaiyilan,manpingdoushishengyiqingdezuixinquanshenzhao!

jiancaidetidegaodingxizhuangjiangshengyiqingyinchendeshenqugaoda,neilengjiaofenmingdelianpangrudaokebanjunmei,shigerendourenbuzhuxiangduokanjiyan。

“yuanlainiyeshimeinvnanguoyingxiongguan……”xiatianshunjianshouhuilezijigangcaiduitianxintiandezanmei,tucaodao,“wanlewanle,womenmeilidongrendepujiezhuboyeyaozaidaozaishengzongdeshengshimeiyanzhongle……”

tianxintiantiaoletiaomei,jiangmeiyizhangzhaopiandoudiankaiyuantubaocundaoshoujixiangce,yizhangyebufangguo。

“zhongleleburudulele,tamenxihuanweiguan,wogengxihuanduxiang。”taxiaozheshuodao。

xiatianzuoletianxintianliangniandezhuli,liangrensuishigongzuoguanxidanyeqingtongguimi。

zhishizheijihumeitiandoujianmiandeguimihaibuzhidao,neiquangongsinvzhubodouhuachidenanren,shitianxintianjiehunsanniandelaogong。

xiatianzhizhidaotayihundeshi,quebuzhidaonanfangshishei。

liangrenchaowaizouqu,zhunbeihuijia。

xiatiankanzheyejiqunlishuapingdebaodanxinxi,duizhetianxintianyouxutaoleqilai。

“xiaotiantian,nidouzuolekuailiangnianzhubohaigendajiangyouyiyangyaofensimeifensiyaotichengmeiticheng……nizhendemeikaolvguozhuanxingma?”

tianxintianyandishanguoyimofuzadeqingxu,suijiqingxiao:“meineikaolv……niyoubushibuzhidao,daxuebiyeshiwoweilelaitianzezuozhubo,chadiangenjialinaobai,xianzaizhuanxingqibushizijidalian。”

xiatiantucaodao:“nimeigeyuedexinzibiwozheigezhulihaiyaoshao,yaobushinihaiyougeshenlongjianshoubujianweidelaogongjinilianyindejingshensunshifei,wozhendanxinnizheirizizenmeguo……”

tashuozhejianggoubizicoujintianxintianshijingxiulexiu,shunjianyandimanshibagua:“haishichuncuidechuzixiang,nimenzhendedasuanzhizuoyoumingwushidesuliaofuqihua?”

tianxintianlianmangtuikaixiatian,meihaoqidao:“niyiweinishixiaotianquanma,biyulequandegouzihaibagua!”

“woshixiaotianquannijiushierlangshenya!”xiatianxiaoxixidiwanzhetianxintiandeshoushuodao,“bushuonineisuliaolaogongle,zanmengongyulouxiaxinkaileyijiahuoguo,laobanshigechaojihaokandedashuaige,jueduigenshengyiqingyoudeyipin!yiqiquchangchang?”

“nishiyaochangnanrenhaishichanghuoguo?”tianxintianmeihaoqiwendao。

xiatianzhalezhayan,suijiluchuyigefengqingwanzhongdebiaoqing。

“xiaohaizicaizuoxuanze,darenquandouyao!”

gangdaoguaijiaochu,yizhennvrendejianjiaoshengyouyuanjijin。

“aaa,shengzonghuigongsile!”

“haoshuaidebeiying,haoqiaodemadatun!haoxiangpushangqukenyikenneixinggandehoujie!”

“yaoshiwomenmeigeyuekpizuigaodejianglishiheshengzonggongduliangxiaojiuhaole……”

“……”

tingdaoneiqunnvrenguangmingzhengdadeyytadesuliaolaogong,tianxintianculecumei,wenshengwangqu。

xizhuanggelvdeshengyiqingmaizhetingbadebufayingmianzoulai,rudaokebanjunmeidelianpang,jinhuwanmeiwuxia。

tianxintianhuangleshen,naodailiwufayizhidizhakailexiaodianliu。

“xiaoxiatian,wanshangbunenggenniyiqiqupaonanrenle。”taduizhexiatianqianyishuodao。

xiatianlengzhu:“weisha?”

“suliaolaogonghuilaile,wodequhuihui。”

【小剧场——

zuozhe:xiaotiantiannilaogongshisuliaozuode?

tianxintian:lvhejin+buxiugang。

作者:??

tianxintian:jianbukecui,nidongde~】