第5章 打假

zheishi,zhangyangwenheyixiao,zhuantouwangxiangdantieguan,gankaidao:“qishi,woyoushihoutingxianmutieguande,buxiangwo,youshihoudetiantianjiaban。”

zhangyangdehuayukansishizaixianmudantieguan,danshihuayuzhongquetouchudantieguanchiruanfandeyisi。

zhongrenyeshifenfenkanxiangdantieguan,lianshangdaizhemomingdexiaoyi。

kanxiangdantieguan,douhenxiangzhidao,dantieguanhuiruhehuiyingchiruanfanzheigeshini?

dantieguanneixinyizhenhaoxiao,kanxiangzhangyang,dandandao:“queshi,renzheiyisheng,bujiushiweilechichuanzhuxingma?jiranbuyongneimexinkujiunengdedaozheixie,jiugenneixieyiyang,heleerbuweini?”

zhangyanghaiyiweidantieguanhuidanuni,meixiangdaojingranshuochuzheimeyiduan“renshengzheli”。

renjiashifuerdai,ninengyiyangma?

nishigechiruanfandeshangmennvxu!baoxianglidezhongrenyeshilengleleng,erhoulianshangbiezhexiao。

chenyuqinzenaohaowubi,yanedekanzhedantieguan。

ninengbunengbiezheimediuren?“kanlaidantieguanxiongdixianzaihenleyiyuqizhongma。”

zhangyangkanzhedantieguan,yanzhongdaizhedandandechaofeng。chiruanfanhainengchiderucilisuodangran,zhenshishenren。

zheishi,tacongyizidixianachuyigelipindai,dijichenyuli,xiaodao:“ma,guojitianshinishengri,wokenengyaochucha,bunengpeiniguoshengri,suoyi,wotiqiansongniyifenliwu,zhunishengrikuaile。”

chenyulilianseyixi,wendao:“shishenmea?”“ma,nidakaikankanbei。”zhangyangxiaodao。

chenyulihuanhuandakailipindai,limianshiyigejingzhidebaobao。zheishilvdezuixinkuan,tingshuoshiwanmeiyuan。”

erjiudenverturanjianjiaoleqilai。

“shenme?wuwankuai?haishimeiyuan?”tagangshuowan,baoxianglidezhongduoqinqijiujinghuqilai。wuwanmeiyuan?

changbushisanshiduowanderenminbi?erjiunvershuangmujinjindingzhebaobao,dao:“wuwanmeiyuannengmaidao,doudetouzhelele。zheigebaobao,quanqiuyishangshijiubeiqianggouyikongle,zhenzhengdeyoujiawushi,xianzaizaiguoneidouhaimeishangshini。”

chenyuliwangxiangzhangyang,yanzhongdaizhenongnongdexiyi,lianshangqueyifubuhaoyisidebiaoqing,dao:“xiaoyang,zheifenliwutaiguizhongle。zhangyangbailebaishou,xiaodao:”yidianyebuguizhong。”

qishi,taneixinyexintengwubi。

jintian,talaopoyouzhongyaohuiyiyaokai,laibulejucan,danshijitianqian,tajiuhetashuole,taxianzaiyijingshengzhizongjinglile,jinwandejucan,yidingderangtalaoqinqimianqianhaohaozhanglian。

suoyi,tacaiyaoyamaixiazheigelvbaobao。“xiexie,mamahenxihuan。”

chenyulinazhebaobao,yiliandexiaizhiqing,dao:“suoyishuoa,nvxuhaobuhao,jiukantaduizhangmuniangyouduodafang。”

shuozhezheihua,chenyuliyanshenhaiyouyiwuyidepiexiangchenyuqin。

chenyuqinkanzhetaerjieshoulidebaobao,yanshenzhongyechongmanlexianmuzhiqing。

tanversuiranshikaigongside,danshizichanyejiujiqianwan,erqiehaiqianleyiduiyinxingdaikuan,liudongzijinqishihenshao。

suoyi,tazijidoumeidemaiguozheimeguidebaobao。

cishitingdaochenyulidehua,chenyuqinyezhidaozheihuashiduitashuode,neixinnaonuwubi。

tawangledantieguanyiyan,faxianzheigeruanfanwangcishijingranzaidizhetouchipangxie。

这让她差点气炸了。

你能不这么窝囊吗?

chenyulikanxiangdantieguan,yeshibuxiedesalesazui。

turan,taneixinyizhuan,xiaodao:“tieguana,nijuedenijiefuzheiliwuzenmeyang?”

dantieguanchiwanyizhipangxietui,caitaitouxiaodao:“zheibushijiefusongjieryinidema?nixihuanjiuxing。”

chenyulineixinyipianchaofeng。

wuhuakeshuole?tazhengxiangshuohua,zheishi,dantieguanjixudao:”dangran,ruguonizhenyaowenwoyijian,wozhinengshuo……renshaqianduo!”

“啥?人傻钱多?”

baoxianglidezhongqinqiquandoulianseyileng。zhangyangyeshilianseyichen,yanshenbushandekanzhedantieguan。

chenyuqinyeshilengleyixia,erhoujixiaodao:“tieguana,huoxuzainiyanli,huasanshiduowanmaiyigebaobaoshirenshaqianduodexingwei,danshi……duiyuwomenjiaxiaoyanglaishuo,jiuneimeyihuishier。”

dunledun,chenyuqinjixudao:“yeshi,tingshuonishinongcunchushen,jiajingbuzenmeyang,zhinengshuo……pinqiongxianzhilenidexiangxiang!”

zhangyangyeshiwangzhedantieguan,yanzhongdaizhebuxie,dao:“ma,nibieguaidantieguan,tachushenbuhao,xianzaizhikaobingdiebiaomei,zijiyidianshourudoumeiyou,huazheimeduoqianmaiyigemingpaibaobao,zaitakanlai,queshishiyijianshashi。”

chenyuqinkanzhedantieguan,yeshinaonuwubi。

nimaibuqijiumaibuqia,xianzaidihuirenjiaganma?

dantieguannaqizhijincalecashou,dandandao:“huasanshiduowanmaiyigebaobao,queshizhengchang。danshihuasanshiduowanmaiyige……jiabao,bushirenshaqianduo,shishenme?”

“什么?假包?”

dantieguandehuaruyikejushirengjinlepingjingdehushuili,jiqile**lang。

zhongduoqinqiwangxiangzhangyang,yanzhongdaizheguguaizhiqing。

jiulianchenyuqinyeshiweiweiyileng。

zhangyangliansezhanghong,weidezhanleqilai,kanzhedantieguan,nudao:“dantieguan,nishuoshenme?”

“wozhangyangshenmeshenfen?wokeshihaigui,dingjianzhishifenzi,xuyaonayigejiahuolaipianwozhangmuniang?”

zhongrentinglezhangyangdehuazhihou,kaishimanmanfanyingguolai,fenfenyaotou,juededantieguanshizaihushuo。

“ng,shie,zhangyangkebuxiangzheizhongren。

“hehe……kendingshidantieguanweileyaomianzi,hushuobadao。zhangyanglengxiaoleyisheng,jixudao:“zheigelv,shiwotuorencongmiguodaihuilaide,guangshirenqingfei,wojiuhualewuwankuai,zheixiewodouyouzhuanzhangjilu。”

shuozhe,zhangyangnachushoujijizhongrenyikan。

guoranyouwuwankuaidezhuanzhangjilu。erqie,zhangyanghainachulelvdedanju。

“是真的。”

zhongrenjingtanbuyi。zhangyangwangxiangdantieguan,zhiwendao:“zenme?nixianzaihaishuowomaideshijiahuoma?”

“shia,nihaiyoushenmehuayaoshuo?”chenyuliyeshilengxiaodao。

dantieguandandanyixiao,lianshangdaizheyisijifeng,dao:“nishihualejishiwanbujia,danshi,zhengshiyinweinihualejishiwanmaileyigejiahuo,suoyi……wocaishuonirenshaqianduo。”

“ni!”zhangyanglianseyinchen,shuangyanyinlengdekanzhedantieguan。

zheigechiruanfandefeiwu,xianzaihaishuowodebaobaoshijiahuo?

chenyulifennudekanzhedantieguan,ehenhendao:“dantieguan,wokannishisiyazizuiyingba,kanbudebierenbiniyouxiuba?”