第1章 被仙人跳

jiangnandiyiyiyuan,yuangongsushe。

“不要,不要呀。”

“lidong,nibuyaopengwo,niheduole……”

linnapinmingdezhengzhazhe,xiangyaojiangshenshangdenanrentuikai。

tahenpiaoliang,wuguanmirenshencaigaotiao,jihushidiyiyiyuansuoyounanrendemengzhongnvshen。

pingrili,lidongzheizhongshixisheng,shibukenengyutayourenhejiechude。

cike,taquechuxianzailelidongdefangjianli,zhengbeilidongfengkuangdesizheshenshangdeyifu。

lidonghenmihu,yinyuejiantajidezijishizaicanjiayiyuandeneibujuhui,buzhibujuedeheduole。

zenmehuidesushe,tadoumeiyouyingxiang,naozhongyouxieyishihou,bianfaxianlinnazheigeyiyuanyoumingdebingmeiren,jingranchuxianzaizijisushe,haiweilezijiyibeishui。

ranhou,buzhidaozenmede,tajiujuedeshentihenrehennanshou,momohuhudebiankaishisizheqilinnashenshangdeyifu。

bennengde,lidongjuedezijizheiyangzuobudui,zheishizaifanzui。

taxiangyaorangzijishoushou,danciketafaxianzijideshentihaoxiangbushizijidele,neixinmingmingxiangzheyaofangshou,shoushangdedongzuoquegengjiajilie……

“嗤嗤嗤……”

suizheyifubuduandebeisilan,linnadunshimuguangjiaojidewangxiangmenkou。

jiuzaizheishi,jinbidesushemenqueturanbeichuaikaile,zhangdahaidaizheyiqunrenchuxianzailemenkou。

“lidong,nihaodadedanzi,jingranganduilinnazuochuzheizhongshiqing。”

“**,bailei,jiwoda,wangsideda……”

beiduizheyizhongbaoan,zhangdahailuchuyinmoudechengdejianxiao,wushiduosuidenianji,diyigedaitouchongleshangqu。

kanzhezhangdahairuci,tadeshenhouneixiegebaoan,likequanbugenleshangqu,quanjiaofengleyiyangdeluozailidongshenshang。

zuizhong,zaizhongrendequanjiaoxiangjiaoxia,lidongjingshengshengdebeidayunguoqu。

kesheiyemeiyouzhuyidao,lidongshenshangdexianxuejianzailetapeidaideyikuaiguyudiaozhuishang,zhuanshunjianjingbeiguyuxishoudeganganjingjing。

guyu,shilidongzaiyigeguwantanweishangtaode,yinweijuedexiangshiyigelaowujian,jiaqianyebugui,lidongjiumailehuiqu。

danglidongchedihunjueguoquhou,tadenaozhong“hong”deyishengzhaxiang。

“wunaishennongshi,wuchangbaicaobianyaodu,chuangliwuxianyishenzong。”

“nijidewochuancheng,dangshouwowuxianyishenzongmengui,xuanhujishi,zhibingjiuren,yiyijiucangsheng,yiwuweizhengyi。”

suihou,wushudezhishifengkuangderongrulidongdanao。

youyidaomishu,youwudaogongfa,youxuanmenmishu……

shunjian,lidongzaizhishidechongjixiaqingxingleguolai,danyinweihaiweiwanquanxiaohuazheixiezhishi,tazanshihaiwufazhengkaiyanjing。

zhangdahaibingbuqingchulidongyijingxinglai,zhishizanshiwufazhengkaiyan。

takandaolidongbeidadehunjueleguoqu,likehuishourangrangqitarenxianlikaifangjian,duduliuxiatayulinnahelidong。

kanzhechuangshang“hunmibuxing”delidong,zhangdahaidelianshangdunshichongmanledeyi。

“yigedasishixisheng,ganhewozuodui,zheijiushinidexiachang。”

yuanlai,jinwanfashengdeyiqie,doushizhangdahaiweilidongshedeju。

santianqian,shenweixinnaokezhurendezhangdahaihelexiejiu,jingranchenzheyimingnvhuanzhebingfangzhiyouzijiyirenshi,duinvhuanzhedongshoudongjiao。

dandangtianshenweishixishengdelidongqiahaoyoushiqingluguobingfang,jiuxialenvhuanzhe,bingpangzoulezhangdahaiyidun。

jieguozhangdahaihuaihenzaixin,qiahaoyudaolinnajiatingchuxianbiangu,jixuyaoyidabiqianzheiyidian,duilinnaxuxiahaochu,rangtajilidongxialehulangzhiyao,zaochenglelidongqinfantazheiyimu。

anzhaoliangrendeyueding,danglidongduilinnatumoubuguishi,zhangdahaijiudairenpomenerru,chedizhuazhulidongfeililinnadezhengju。

cike,kanzhechuangshang“hunmibuxing”delidong,yiqiedourutongzijishejideyiyangwanmei,tadeneixinruhexingfen。

cike,suizhezhongrendeliqu,linnalikewangxiangzhangdahai:“dayingnideshiqingwozuodaole,lidongqiangxweisuidezhengjuniyeyoule,nishenmeshihoutongzhiicujiwomuqinzuoshoushu。”

“fangxin,wodayingnidedouhuizuodao,wohuimianchuyiqiefeiyong,qinzitinimuqinzuoshoushu,baozhengzhihaonidemuqin。”

“danjiusuanwomianqunimuqindeyiyaofei,shihoudiaoyangyeshiyidabiqian,kaonihushineidianshouruzenmegou。”

“burunizuowodegannverba,meigeyuewojiniwuwankuaiqian,niyihoujiubuhuiqueqianle。”

zhangdahaibuduandeduizhelinnachengnuozhe,muguangtanlandedingzhelinna,heranshiyanchanzhelinnadeshenzi。

quebucengzhuyidaozaitashuozheixiehuashi,lidongdeshouzaojiubudongshengsedefangdaoleshoujishang,bingzhijieliyongkuaijiejiananxialeluyingongneng。