第5章
shengyinlaizishenhou，shuohuazhirenzhengshiyizhizaibeihoumomokanzhezheiyiqiedeyepiao。
tataiqitoulai，jiangetoushangdeliuhaiyongshouqingqingbonongleyixia。
ganjingdemuguangdangzhongshanguoyisihanyi。
tazheiyichusheng，zhouweidunshitoulaiyipianeyidemuguang。
suoyourendouchenjinzaiduizheiweiguiyichuanrendechongbaidangzhong，queturanyouyigechuanzhepolandeqiongxiaozitiaochulai，duisuoyourenshuozheiweiguiyichuanrenshipianzi。
简直可笑至极！
“nianqingren，shuohuakeshiyaofuzerende，kebunengxuekoupenren！”
“jiushi，fangcaizheiweiguiyichuanrendejingmiaoyishu，dajiakeshiyoumugongdua！”
“shuohuameiyoufencun，nianninianjihaixiao，ganjinguoqujiguiyichuanrendaoqianpeizui，moyaohuihuaileguiyichuanrendemingsheng！”
neixiekankeyizhemenniyiyanwoyijudishuozhe，meiyouyigerenquzhiyineigenanzi，doujiangmaotouzhixiangleyepiao。
sanrenchenghu，zhongkoushuojin！
zheixierenyijingchedidebeineigepianzimengbileshuangyan，genbenmeiyouyigerenyuanyixiangxinyepiao。
yepiaodechujingjiweideganga，shenzhiyourenhaiweibizhetaqugenneigepianzidaoqian。
wunaizhixia，yepiaozhinengshilengxiao。
erneixingpiandenanzi，zheigeshihouyezhuyidaoleyepiao，tademuguangdangzhongliuluchuyisihenyi。
meixiangdaozijiyanchouzhejiuyaodagonggaocheng，naqianzourenle，zheigeshihoujingranyourentiaochulaidaoluan。
buguodangtakandaoyepiaoshiyigebitanianjihaixiaodenianqingrenzhihou，taneixionghendemuguangzeshibiandeqingmieqilai。
zaitakanlai，zheigenianqingrenbuguojiushiyigetiaoliangxiaochoubale，talianfanbodexingqudoumeiyou。
genbenbuyongtadongzui，ziranhuiyourenbangtashuohua。
guoran，linlaoyezizheigeshihou，turanxiangyepiaozouqu。
zhongsuozhouzhi，linlaoyezishiyigejiweijiangjiuderen，zheiweiguiyichuanrenbangtazhihaolebing，queturanbeirenwumiechengpianzi，zheirangtahenshishengqi。
tabixutitadeenrentaogeshuofacaixing。
“xiaohuozi，hechuciyana？”linlaoyezibunuziwei，daizheyigushangweizhedebadaoqixi，lenglengdedingzheyepiao。
yepiaodandingwubidehuiyingdao：“nitineixueyejianghua，feibudusai，fenmingshifeiaiwanqidezhengzhuang，ertaqueqiangxingshizhendatongnidejingmai。”
“zheiyangzuo，suishuokeyirangnideshentidedaozanshidehuifu，danzuiduobangeshichen，nitineideqixuejiuhuidaozhuan，daoshihounidexiachangzhiyouyige。”
“neijiushibaobierwang！”
dangyepiaoshuowanzheixiehuazhihou，yuanbenyiliannuyidelinlaoyezidunshiyijing。
zheigenianqingrensuoshuodezheixiegentadebingqingwanquanfuhe！
budenglinlaoyezikaikou，pangbiandeneixieyizhemendaoshiyouxiezuobuzhule，fenfenshangqianlaiduiyepiaokouzhubifa。
“nisuangeshenmedongxi，yeganzhiyiguiyichuanrendeyishu？”
“nianqingren，zhenshikuangwangzhiji，buzhitiangaodihou！”
“guiyichuanrenruheyizhen，ziyoutadedaoli，nalilundezhenizheigeyexiaozishuosandaosi？”
neinanzizheigeshihou，yetizhetadeheiseqizizoudaoyepiaodegenqian，lenglengdekanzheyepiaodao：“nishizaizhiyiwo，haishizaizhiyiguiyigu？”
yepiaowenyan，bingmeiyouzhimianhuidazheigewenti，ershifanwendao：“jirannishiguiyichuanren，neinijiuyinggaizhidaoguiyiguzuiyinyiweiaodedongxi，shishenmeba？”
yepiaozheimeyishuo，shidezhouweizhongrenjieshiyihuoqilai。
guiyiguzuiyinyiweiaodedongxi？
neinanzimianseyizheng，luchuyisihuangluan，yanzhuziyizhuan，wendao：“shishenme？”
yepiaobuxiedexiaolexiao，dao：“lianzheidoubuzhidao，haiwangchengzijishiguiyichuanren，jianzhikexiao！”
“wolaigaosuniba，guiyiguzuiyinyiweiaodedongxi，bianshichuanshuozhongdejiuqushisanzhen！”
yepiaohuabazhihou，zhenggeliwushunjianxianruleyizhenchenjidangzhong。
chuleyepiaozhiwai，suoyourendoumiandaiyihuo，yinweitamengenbenmeiyoutingguozhenggemingzi。
“jiuqushisanzhen，guiyiguyouzheizhongdongxima？”linhaishizhewenleyixianeigenanzi。
houzhelvexianchiyi，danhenkuaitajiuzhuangchuyifudandingjuejuedeyangzi，zhijiefoudingdao：“chunshuyipaihuyan，nishuodeshenmejiuqushisanzhen，yagenjiubushiwomeguiyigudedongxi！”
“是么？”
jiuzaizheishi，yidaoshengyincongwuwaichuanlai，zhijianyiweichuanzhebaisechenshan，daizhejinsikuangyanjingdezhongniannanzichuxianzailemenkou。