“那我妈人呢?”
qinhaoxinlideganjuehenbuhao,xinglaizhihou,fuqinyizhimeiyoutijimuqindexialuo,yidinghaiyoushenmeshiqingmanzheziji。
qinsihaicongdoulixiguanxingdetaochuyanhe,jianerzigangxing,bianyoujiangyanheshoulehuiqu,lianseningzhongdao:“nimata……tabingle,shiruxianai。yishengshuo,bixumashangdongshoushu,fouze,aobuguobannian。”
qinhaowenyan,youruqingtianpili。
muqinweizijicaolaobansheng,daotoulaishentizhongjiuhaishikangbuzhule。
buguohaozaizijixingle,yiqiedouhailaideji。
pingzijizaifengdouchengxuedaodeyishu,tayoubawozhihaomuqindebing。
dangxia,tayoujianchaleyixiafuqinjiaoshangdeshang,gutouyijingsuile,xuyaoheiyuduanxugaocainengjiehao。
“ba,ninfangxin,jiranwoyijingxingle,yihoubianhuikangqizheigejia。”
qinhaoyanshenjiandingdao:“madezhiliaofei,yijijialidezhaiwu,wolaixiangbanfa。nituishangdejiushang,woyeyidinghuibangninzhihaode。”
qinsihaipailepaiqinhaodejianbang,cangsangdelianshang,nandeluchuyimokuanweidexiaorong,dao:“niyidingeleba,baxianjiniquzuofan。”
kanzhelaobayiqueyiguaidezouchufangjian,qinhaoxinlihenbushiziwei。
fuqinzaitaxinli,yizhidoushiweiyandexingxiang。
sannianlai,jiatingdemonan,queshixiaomoguangletashenshangsuoyoudeshencai。
fanhenkuaijiuzuohaole,qinhaoyexilegezao,huanleyishenganjingdeyifu。
jiuzaizheishi,menwailaileliangliangche,yiliangmianbaoche,yiliangjiuhuche。
mianbaochedechemenbeidakai,yiqunhunhunmoyangdezhuanghan,yuguancongchelizoulexialai。
tamenmiandaixiongxiang,gegeshenshangdouwenlonghuahu,yikanjiuzhidaobushishenmehaoren。
lingtoudeshiyigeguangtoudahan,bozishangdaizhedajinlianzi,yitiaoxingsiwugongdedaoba,hengguotabanzhanglian,kanqilaijiweidezhengningkebu。
guangtoudahanwaihao“daobalong”,shipenghuquzheiyidaideditoushe。
weirenbujinxinhenshoula,shoushanghaizhanguobushaoderenxue。
tingdaowaimianchuanlaidedongjing,qinsihaixianshipaoquguanshangqinhaofangjiandemen,zheicaizhejihuangmangdelaidaowaimian。
“zenmeyang,kaolvqingchuleme?”
daobalongyaotouhuangnaodekanzheqinsihai,kaikouwendao。
“long、longge,nengbunengzaikuanxianwojitianshijian,woyidingjinkuaibaqianjihaishang。”
qinsihaigongzheshenzi,manlianpeixiaodao。
“xingqinde,nitemedehaizaizuobairimeng,panzhenineizhiwurenerzisuxingguolaime?”
daobalonglengxiaodao:“laozibuyaobiede,zhiyaotayigeshen。yigezhiwurendeshen,huanniwushiwandezhaiwu,nibukuile。”
tazheicikeshidaizherenwulaide,bubawulidezhiwurenjilazougeshen,tabuhaogenshijiarenjiaodai。
neishijialaotaiyedeleniaoduzheng,yuanyihualiangbaiwanmaiqinhaoyigeshen。
shichengzhihou,tabiannengfendaoershiwandexinkufei,zheimehaodemaimai,daonaliquzhao。
“longge,woerzihaimeisi,tahaineimenianqing,nimengezoutayigeshen,yihourangtazenmehuoa。”
qinsihaikukuaiqiu,jiukuaijidaobalongguixiale,“woqiuqiunin,zaikuanxianwojitianshijianba,woyidingbaqiandouhaishang。”
“少他妈废话。”
daobalongyouxiebunaifandehedao:“nineizhiwurenerzi,xianzaigensirenyoushenmequbie?!laozikenhuawushiwanmaitayigeshen,neishikandeqinimen,bietamajilianbuyaolian!”
“laoqin,nijiubiezhiaole,douyijingsannianle,nierziyaoshinengxing,zaojiuxingle。renhuozhe,zongshiyaoxiangqiankande,nizongdeweinijiapoyizhexiangyixiaba。”
“shia,laoqin。womendouzhidaonixinlibiequnanshou,danzheiyeshimeibanfadeshiqing。”
“laoqin,baqiguanjuanchuqu,qimayihounimenfuqilianghaiyougepantoubushi。xianzaizheiyang,niyaoshizaijianchixiaqu,youyoushenmeyiyini?”
sizhouweiguandejiefanglingjuyeshiyipianhaoxin,daobalongdexiongming,tamendouzhidao,dezuizheizhongren,yihounengyouanwenriziguoma?
zaishuole,gaolidaikeshihuibisirende。
qinsihairuguozaizheimejianchixiaqu,zuihouzhendehuijiaporenwangde。
“qinsihai,zhiyaonizaizheifenqiguanjuanzengxieyishushangqianzi,wojiulikebanidezhangjixiaole。”
daobalongcongshenhouyimingchuanbaidaguadeyishengshouli,jieguoyizhangzhi,dijiqinsihai,dao:“laozinaixinyouxian,zheishinizuihoudejihuile。”
shuowan,yebuguqinsihaitongbutongyi,likechaoshenhoudehunhunhuishoudao:“gejige,jinqubarenjilaozitaizou!”
“buxing,nimenbunengdongwoerzi!”
qinsihaiwenyan,likeshenshoulanzhuleyizhonghunhundequlu。
daobalongjianzhuang,yizhangdaobalianlikebiandezhengningqilai,zhijieyijiaochaoduifangdexiaofuchuaiqu。
daobalongzheiyijiaoliliangjida,yankanjiuyaobaqinsihaijichuaifanzaidi。
wuneituranlvechuyidaoheiying,jiangqinsihaiwanghouyila,kankanduokailedaobalongdegongji。
heiyingdongzuozhikuai,xianchangzhongrengenbenmeiyoukanqingchuduifangderongmao,yidaojijulengliedeshengyin,bianzaikongqidangzhongxiangqi:“xiangyaogewodeshen,jiudeyaokannimenyoumeiyouneigebenshile!”
henkuai,dangzhongrenkanqingchuneirendexiangmaozhihou,quandoujingdaile。
“woditiana,shibushiwokanhuayanle,xiaohaojingranzhendexingle。”
“qiji,zheijianzhishiqijia!”
“zhenshilaotiankaiyana,zheixialaoqinjiayouyoupantoulea!”
……
xianchangyipianhuaran,neixiejiefanglingjudoushimanlianbukesiyidekanzheqinhao。
jiuliandaobalonghetadailaideneixieshouxia,yedoudailenglebanshang,caihuiguoshenlai。
erneimingsuixingdeyisheng,gengshishuangmudengyuan,kouzhongnannanziyudao:“qiji,jianzhishiyixueshishangdezhongdaqijia!”
“cao,zheixiaozideminghaishida。zhiwurensannian,jingranhainengxingguolai。”
daobalonganzidiguleyiju。
buguo,xiangdaozijiduishijiadechengnuo,daobalongdeyanli,likeshechuleliangdaoxiongcandehenyi。
buguanrenxingmeixing,jintiantadoubixubarenjidaizou。
fanzhenggediaoyigeshen,yeyaobulezheixiaozideming。
“nizenmechulaile,ganjinjiwohuiqu!”
qinsihaijianerzijingranpaochulai,likebujiasisuodelelingdao。
“ba,fangxin,jiupingzheibangtujiwagou,haishangbudaonierzi。”
qinhaobinglengdemuguangsaoxiangdaobalong,shenshangmengranshifangchuyigutaotiandeshayi。
daobalongxinshenjuzhan,ganjuejiliangguyizhenfaliang。
neiyishunjian,taganjuezijifangfobeiyitoulaizijiuyoudiyudeemojidingshangle,hunshendouzaibutingwangwaimaozhelenghan。
ruzhuibingku,hanliecigu!
“guixia,jiwobaketoudaoqian!!”
qinhaobinglengdeshengyin,zaicixiangqi,neilichongmanzheburongzhiyidebadaoweiya。
sizhoudejiefanglinlijiandaozheiyimu,likebeihededuodeyuanyuande。
daobalongzheiqunren,daqirenlaikeshibuyaomingde。
zheizhongshihou,sheidabaobuping,sheijiudedaomeiaizou。