第1章

jiangruochukanleyiyanyiyuanfadecuijiaokuanduanxinheshoujijijiangqianfeidetishi,buyoudishenxiyikouqi,yanpiqingqingtiaoletiao。

buguorangtayanpitiaodebushiduanxinneirong,ershiyanqianzhengzaibalabalashuogebutingdedabomu,tataiqiyanliankanxiangdabomu。

“zenmele?”dabomuchajuedaojiangruochudedongzuo,yandimanshiyanshibuzhudexingzailehuo,“shibushiyouyourencuizhaila?”

“ai,xiaochu,nijiubuyaozaijueqiangle,tingwoyijuquan,dayingduifangdetiaojian,bangrenshenggehaizi,qingqingsongsongjiunengzhuangeliangsanbaiwan,bubinixianzaizheimekuchengzheqiang?”

“womingkudehaiziyo。”dabomupaizhedatui,xiangyaojijidieyulei,queyinyanjitaicha,lengshijibuchulai。

jiangruochuyuanbenyiweidabomushixiangquantaquxiangqin,zhengxiangjujue,jieguotayuetingyuebuduijing,tasuanshitingchulaile,dabomuhenanfanglianxiangqindeyisidoumeiyou,zhishixiangjietadeduzishenghaizi。

嫌你穷,怕你富。

jiushidabomuzuihaodexiezhao。

jiangruochujiayuanbenshizuoshengyide,jiazhongyouxiexiaoqian。neishidabomuyijiazongbazhetamen,houlaitabababeihehuorenpian,hehuorenjuankuanqiantao,daozhitajiaqianxiajuezhaiwu,dabomudetaidulikebianle。

yiqianqiutamenjiabanshi,xianzaishicaizhetamenjiabanshi。

jiangruochulengmodao:“zhenhaoxiao,neimeqingsongdeshengyi,nizenmebuqujie?”

大伯母愣了愣。

jiangruochupieletayiyan,lenglengdao:“shenggehaizibale,nishibuxiangshenghaishibunengsheng?”

dabomudelianseshuayixiaheiruguodi,tanuchidao:“jiangruochu,nishenmeyisi?younizheimehezhangbeishuohuadema?”

“niyebuxiangxiangnimenjiangjiadoushenmeyangle,nibaqianyi**zhai,nandaonihaixiangrenjiaquni?renjiayoubusha,baibaipeinichengdanzhaiwu?”dabomushuodaozhei,renbuzhufanlegebaiyan。

“nishenggenanhainengbaideliangbaiwan,shenggenvhaibaideyibaiwushiwan,haibuxuyaonifuyang,guohouhaiyouyingyangfei、yuezifei,duohaodeshi!”

“wozheibushikannihaizhaixinku,weilenengbangnijianqingfudan。”

nanfangkanzhongjiangruochumingxiaobiye,zhangdepiaoliang,jiyinhao,bianxiangyaojiangruochulaiweizijiachuanzongjiedai。yushijilejiangruochudedabomuyibifenghoudezhongjiefei,tuotashangmencuohezheishi。

dabomukeshebudedaozuideyazifeile,tadunangdao:“nibatangjinyiyuandaoshiyilebaile,shengxiadezhaidouyaonimenlaihai,yaoshinibabuneimesha……”

jiangruochutingdaoduifangbujinbiandiziji,haiyaolazijibabaxiashui,zaiyerenbuzhule。

“bizui!”jiangruochuyiquandazaihuazhejingzhizhuangrongdedabomulianshang,“meiyounaozijiuquxi***zaichumen,buhuishuorenhuajiuxixizuibazaishuohua!qian,wozijihuixiangbanfa,yongbuzhenixingxingzuotai!”

zheishi,wuneidediandengshanshuoleyixia,jinjiezhejiangruochubaizaizhuomiandeshoujiwengwengzhenlezhen,pingmushangtiaochuyixingxinxi。

【gongxijiangruochuyiquandakaichuanyuezheliaotianqun,huanyinggudaigongdouchuanyuezhe、morishijiechuanyuezhe、nvdishijiechuanyuezhe、xiuxianshijiechuanyuezhejinqun。】

jiangruochupieleyiyanshoujipingmu,chuanyuezhe?zheidoushenmeheshenme?anzhuoshoujiyouzaishualiumang,luanjitazhuangruanjian?

tahaimeilaidejixixiang,duimiandedabomuyijingrangrangqilaile。

dabomuwuzhelian,xiangjianjiaoyayiyanggagagaditongchidao:“jiangruochu,nifengle!nigandawo?!”

“niyiweinimenhaishiyiqiandejiangjiama!douluopolehaiqiongjiangjiu,songshangmendeqiannibuyao,zhenshibushihaodai!”

jiangruochuqixiaole,tabijindao:“jiangjiabushiyiqiandejiangjia,jiangruochuhaishiyiqiandejiangruochu,nizailuosuo?”

jiangruochudejiashidayoubugezuoyouduichengdeyisi。

dabomuhuangmangdiliantuijibu,yujiangruochubaochianquanjuli:“nijiujiangba,yaobushikanzaiqinqiyichangdefenshang,wocailandebangni。”

tahuayingangluo,jiujianjiangruochumantiaosilidiwoqiquan,talikeduomenertao。

renhaimeizhanwen,yigejudadehongselihejiubeizalechulai,bupianbuyi,zhenghaozazaidabomutuibian,neishitadaishangmendeliwu。

tongshilimianhaichuanlaijiangruochuqishishizu、zhidiyoushengde“gun!”。

dabomuxiaoxinyiyidikanleyiyandamen,quedingjiangruochumeiyouzhuichulai,zheixintengdijianqiliwu,momo“pei”leyisheng,huosulikaixianchang。

jiangruochuganzoudabomuhou,qihuhudizuoxia,tadeshoujihaizaizhen。

tanaqishouji,quedingtamomingqimiaodijiaruleyigejiao【chuanyuezheliaotianqun】deqiequn。

tadiankaiqunzixikanlekan,faxianqunliyouliangxingtishi。

【zaiqunzhong,nibujinkeyihequnyoujiaohuanwuzi,haikeyibangqunyouwanchengxinyuan,jiesuoxiangguanjiangli,xitonghuibuduanshengji,dengjiyuegao,jiangliyuefengfu。】

【nixianzaikeyichangshihequnyougoutong、jiaohuanwuzi。jiaohuanshi,zhixuyaojiangshoujimiaozhunwupinjikeshangchuan,muqianmeigeyuezhinengyongyici,qingjinshenjiaohuan,zhenxijihui。】

jiangruochujingyadifaxianzheigequnjingrandaoquletadezhenshigerenxinxi,jitadebeizhushizhenming【jiangruochu(xiandaishijie)】。

suiranqunliyouwugeren,danmuqianjiulianggerenzaixian,yigeshita,yigeshiyuantangtang(gudaigongdou)。

yuantangtang(gudaigongdou):zheishishenmequn?

yuantangtangsaoleyiyan,moshi,nvdi,xiuxianzheixiedoubuxiqi,jiushineigebeizhuweixiandaishijiedejiangruochugewaixihan。

yuantangtang(gudaigongdou):@jiangruochu(xiandaishijie),***,jiemei,zaima?nidexiandaishijiezhideshiwodekuailelaojiama?jiushineige“wajuejishunajiaqiang”,“jiarenmen,wobajiagejidajiadaxialaile”dexiandaishijiema?!

xianzaidepianzihuayangzhenduo。

jiangruochuduipianzishenetongjue。

tababajiushibeirenpian,caiqianxiajuezhaiwu,haibianchengzhiwuren,zhijintangzaiyiyuanli。

tajiabianmaisuoyoujiachan,zhigoutianshangbufenkulong。zheijinian,kaozhetahemama、dididegongtongnuli,youluxuhailebushaoqian。

jiangruochuzhaolezhao,meiyouzhaodaotuiqunxuanxiang,tabujizhehezheihuopianzijiuchan,xianjiejuedabomudeshizaishuo。

zheimebangdeshi,jiangruochuzenmenengbuzaijiazuqunliguangergaozhi?yushitadakaiweixinqun。

zheigejiazuqunzhiyoutazai,tamamazaiyiyuanzhaogubaba,tadidizhengchuyugaokaodeguanjianshiqi,suoyitabangjialilianggerendoutuiqunle。

zhiyutabutuiqun,dangranshiweilenengzaiguanjianshikeduilianshuchu。

jiangruochu:haoxiaoxi,haoxiaoxi。

jiangruochu:dabomuneibianquerenshenghaizi,wuxujiehun,wuxuqinzifuyang。mingxiaobiyeshengyigeerzizuigaojiangliliangbaiwan,putongbenkehuojiangwushiwan,shengao165yishangzaijiaqian,qitabiaozhunkeyixiangxun,qingyouyixiangdeshuboshenshenmenlianxidabomu。

大伯母:……

datangmei:jiangruochu,nifashenmefeng?

姜若初:问你妈。

jiangruochu:kantashixiannibugoupiaoliang,haishixuelibugouhao,zheicaimeijinijieshaozheimenhaoshengyi。qitarenyefansifansiziji,zenmemeiyoubeidabomukanshang。

dabomuqidebuxing,faleyitiaozhangzhangdeyuyinxinxi,dayijiushizhizejiangruochushibaiyanlanghetiaoboqinqiguanxi。

jiangruochubujinbutingyuyinxinxi,lianyuyinzhuanwenzidoulandeshiyong,zhijiehuileyiju“taizhang,bukan”,badabomuqidebizidouwaile。

jiangruochushenqingqishuangdiguandiaojiazuqun,renyoutarengdezhadanzailimianhuixiang。

jiezhetayoudakaileqiequn,faxianyuantangtanghaizaimailidiyandujiaoxi。

yuantangtang(gudaigongdou):xiangbudaowozaiyishijiegushenfenzhanduonian,jurannenghechuanyuetongbaozuqun,taihaole,wobugudanle。

yuantangtangfaleyigegandongkukudebiaoqingbao。

yuantangtang(gudaigongdou):xianzaishijijinianla?@jiangruochu(xiandaishijie)。

yuantangtang(gudaigongdou):nishishenmechuan?kanniweimianxinxi,nandaonishizhongsheng?

jiangruochuzhoulezhoumei,juedezheipianziyandehaitingxiangmoxiangyang。

tayaoyanjiuyanjiuzenmejubaozheigepianziqun。

tabushangdangshoupian,yebunengrangbierenshangdangshoupian。

jiuzaizheishi,tanaohailiturantiaochuyigeshengyin。

【wobushipianzi,woshichuanyuezhejiaoyixitong,gangcainiyiquandakailechuanyuezheliaotianqun,qunlidoushicongnideshijiechuanyuechuqudechuanyuezhe,tamenyebushipianzi。nikeyiyutamenjinxingjiaoyi,zoushangrenshengdianfeng!】

jiangruochulengleleng,ranhoutanlekouqi,qingxuzhongdaizhejifendiluodijididifaquweixin:wanle,woyalitaida,haoxiangchuxianhuantingle。

弟弟:???

【nidaodiyaozenmeyangcaiyuanyixiangxinwo!】

xitongdeshengyinyoudianjiqie。

jiangruochufeikuaidao:“vwowushi,rangwokankannizhendecunzai。”

xitongyouyulejimiao,jijiangruochudalewushiyuanqiehongbao。

jiangruochugaoxingdao:“xiexie。”

有钱交电话费啦!

jiangruochushuangkuaidao:“haole,womenkaishirenwuba!”

xitongkanjiangruochujieshoudeneimekuai,huranjuedezijibeipianle。

【nigaibuhuishihuyouwoba?qishinizaojiuxinle?】

yikaishi,jiangruochudequebuxin,dandangxitongnengzaitanaohailishuohuashi,tajiuxiangxinle。

bijingjingshenzhuangtairuciyoumeideta,zenmekenengyoubing?

tameibing,youkanguohenduoxiaoshuo,jianduoshiguang,suoyitalikeyishidaozijishiyudaochuanshuozhongdexitong,kaijinshouzhile。

gangcaitahenxiangkaikouxiangxitongyaowugeyi,danzhishanggaosuta,zheibukeneng,yibanxitongdoukoukousousoude,gujizhinengjiwukuaiqian,zuiduowushikuai,bukenenggengduole。

ranhoushiqingzhengrutasuoliao,xitongmianweiqinandidalewushikuaiqian,zhengmingtadecunzai。

buguosuiranxitongdanchunleyidian,danzhishangzaixian,henkuaijiufanyingguolaizijibeitahuyoule。

jiangruochuanweixitong,dao:“xiaotongzi,nishichucishanggangba?laizheigeshijiediyike,jiushiyaoxuehuirenxinpoce。”

【……】

【nihuyouwojiusuanle,haihuyounididi,liangxinbuhuitongma?】

xitonghaiguaihaode,zhidaoguanxinjiangruochujiarendeshenxinjiankang。

jiangruochudao:“zheishiwoqindi,tatailejiewole,buhuixinde。”

guoran,jiangruochudedidihenkuaiyouhuifule。

姜楚翊:我不信。

jiangchuyi:nishizaiwanzhenxinhuadamaoxian?haishizaihuyouren?

jiangruochu:wohuyoudebushiren。

jiangruochuyiyushuangguan,rushixianggao。

【……】

jiangruochudedididui“bushiren”zheijianshihaoxiangyemeiyoutaidafanying。

zheijiarenshenjingzhenshicuzhuang!

xitonghuranjuedetongshengjiannan。