好痛……
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“男人？！”
tazhengkaimimangdeshuangyan，quejingedefaxianzijideshenxia，herantangzheyigenanren，haishiyigemianrongjunmeidenanren。
“nanren？henqiguaima？”
mutingjunweiguansizhou，faxianzijiheyuyuelixiangyongzhediaojinlemuxuedeguancaili，guancaishifenxiazhai，liangrenzhinengyiyizhongjiqiaimeidezishitangzaiyiqi。
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“nitangzaiwoshenxiazuoshenme？nizheige**zhitu！”
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“guniang，nipingpingli，shiwo，jiudeni！”
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不打了！
yuyueliguoduanshouzhang，shifenshengqidedengzhemutingjun。
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呲！
yuyuelizhijieshangshoubodiaolemutingjundewaiyi！
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jingranyouguniangzhijieshangshoubonanrenyifu？jianzhishi…..yourusiwen！
“咦，这是什么？”
“秘籍？！”
qiangzoumutingjunyifudeyuyuelihaimeilaidejixuanyao，jiuzaiguancaineideyijiaofaxianleyibenmiji。
yuyuelihaoqidemolemomijisuozaidejiaoluo，jingmodaoleyizhanxiaoyoudeng。
“zheiyoudeng…..zenmenabuqilaia？”
yilianyihuodeyuyuelikaishichangshixuanzhuanyoudeng，meixiangdao，haizhendenengzhuandong！
“别……”
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