第3章 双黄蛋

cishicikezheiduixiaofuqizhiyoujuejue,meiyoubandiantuoxieherangbu。

keqiyusanrenyijiuzaihuanghuzhizhong。

youqishiyangyuru,xinxiangzheizhendeshineigewowonangnangdefeiwuma?

liangnianlai,tachulemomodizuojiawu,conglaidoubugandingzhuangbanju。

nandaozijirengchuqudecaidaojiqiletaguzilidexuexing?

tajingyabuyi,pangbiandesuzhenyegengshizhenhanlianlian。

tahenbudepaizhenvxudejianbangchengzanyiju:“shuodehao,gouyemen!”

yinweizijizaizhenggesujiameiyourenhediwei,zaizheigexiaojiatongyangwonang。suoyiwushucihuanxiangzhenengtingzhiyaogan,lizhiqizhuangdinahan:“woshidananren,zheigejiawoshuolesuan!”

ersumoyudemouzilichongchizhejingyi、bujiehetongxi。kanlaijiefuquzhaojiejiejieshile,tabujinbuxiangxinta,shenzhihaidongshoudaleta。

yizhimomoganhuocongbudingzhuangdejiefu,jintiandaodishinalilaideyongqi?

duile,taganggangshuoguoshiyinweisangezi——shougoule。

tadaolerenwukerendedibu,suoyizhongyujuqilefankangdedaqi,dangleyihuiyingqidenanren。

yishijian,wugerengehuaixinsi。

sizhoudekongqidoufangfoninggu,wuneiyipianjingji,luozhenkewen。

不知过去多久。

sumoyumouzibutingzhuandong,turanxiangqishenmewendao:“jie,nihejiefuliletaqunaliluojiao?”。

tangfeifantinglerenbuzhuanangantan。xiaoyiziqueshixindishanliang,kanlaimeibaijita**zhibing。

zaizhujincheng,henduorendoutingwenguosujiazheiduijiemeihua。liangrenshishuangbaotai,beiyuwei“juedaishuangjiao”。yaocaiyoucai,yaomaoyoumao,zhuiqiuzheshenduo。

zhishijiemeiliangxinggejiongyi。jiejiegaolengqiangshi,meimeiwenrouxiuya。

dangnianyeyeweihemeicuohezijiyusumoyuni?

tangfeifanganggangshanguozheiyixinsi,zhuaneryouanziyaotou。jiuchongyuemuneizhongren,jibianliangrenganqingzaihaoyehuibeitachaisan,tazhixiangdangyigebeirenxianmudefupozhangmuniang!

“taaishangnaerluojiaosuibian,nicaozheifenxianxinganma?”yangyuruchizelexiaonveryiju。

tayishuowan,sumochenlengmofuhe:“zhujinchengbusuanxiao,zhaoyifenguanchiguanzhudegongzuobunan。dabule,daoxiaozhensuobangren**zhibing,wanshanghaikeyizhuzaineili。”

tingzhetayinyangguaiqidechaofeng,tangfeifanlenghengyisheng:“dengbanwanshouxu,wozihuilikai。mingtianshiba,nishizhaoneigezhaotudinghaishixianquminzhengju?”

duia,wochadianbazheijiandashijiwangle。

sumochenlvexianfuzadeyanshenpielexiananren,yifujiandingdekouwen:“zaodianquban,yilebaile,shengdezaiyingxiangwodegongzuo。”

好一个一了百了!

tangfeifanxinhuiyileng,momolikaizouxiangwoshi。

“jiefu,nihaimeichifanba?”shenhouchuanlailesumoyuguanxindeshengyin。

“wochiguole。”tangfeifanxinzhongyinuan,zhuanshenkanzhesumochen,“wanglegaosuni,nimentiqianliule,wobudebumaidan。kewoshenshangmeiqian,qianlenidemingzi,yigongshi298yuan。”

“nihaofangsi,jingganmaomingdaqiantiao?”sumochenqiaoyanmashangyileng,“erqiekafeihexiaochibudao15kuai,nalaideneimeduo?”

tangfeifansongsongjian:“zheidouxiangbudao?wodianleyifentaocan,nandaobuxing?”

shuowan,tabuguanbuguditabuerqu。

“ni——zhenshiqisiwole,nizheigebaijiade**wanyier!”

sumochenqidebaozha,zhijiebashoulidekuaizirengleguoqu。

zheihaibugou,tachaoqifanwanmengdizadaodishang。

“咣当!”

tadejudongquerangyangyuruyizhenrouteng。guinvyo,nizenmeyerucibaijia?

dingdingdangdangdeshengyinchuandaowoshi,tangfeifanzhongyujuedetongkuaileyixie。tagangyaodaodipushangtangxia,yizhennuhouchuanlai。

“xingtangde,gunguolaishoushi!”

fachuhedongshihoudeshiyangyuru,tazaojiuxiguanleyuemudeyizhiqishi。

kandaocantinghechufangyipianlangjie,tangfeifanshenmehuadoumeiyoushuo。tafeichangmalidishoushicanju,zhiyonglebangexiaoshijiuquanbugaoding,ranhouyouhuidaozijidedipu。

zheiqijian,yijiasikoujiuzaiyipangkanzhe。sumoyujicixiangqubangjiefu,doubeijiejielanlexialai。

夜,渐渐深了。

zaichuangshangzhanzhuanfancedesumochen,zhongyuanjinglexialai。

ketangzaidipushangdetangfeifan,queyiranhaowushuiyi。taxianghaole,dengmingtianbanwanlihunshouxu,jiuzheshouzijidefuchoudaji。

muqianzuidadewentishishilishangweihuifu,dangnianzhongshangranggonglijinshi。

jinguanliangnianlaiyizhijianchiduanlian,danyinweishiyigenbenbudefa,suoyixiaoguoliaoliao。

……

翌日。

民政局。

“nilianghuiquhaohaoguoriziba。tingdamade,zheishishangjiumeiyouguobuqudekan。zhuajinshijianyaogehaizi,neicaishiyigejiatinggaiyoudexingfushenghuo!”

zouchuminzhengju,tangfeifanhesumochendeerpanhaihuidangzhebanshiyuandamadezhunzhunjiaohui。

yuanlai,buzhihegusulaoyezizaojiuliuleyishou。tazailishiqiananzizuohaoleyizhu,liangrenxianglihunbixuzhengdetadetongyi。

婚,离不成了。

yushihu,xinxibuyidedamakaishijizheiduixiaofuqishangke。balabaladishuoleyidadui,nongdeliangrenshifenganga。

zuotianliangrendoushuobulihunshiwangbadan,zheixiadaohao,taliangchengle“shuanghuangdan”。

sheiyebuyongshuoshei,erqieliangrencongcizhinengkunzaiyiqi。

tangfeifankanzhemanlianluomodenvren,shengyindanran:“mochen,nixianzaiqunaerhezhaotudingtanyewu?fanzhengwoyemeishi,songniguoqu。”

“yaoniguanwo?”sumochenlenglengdidingzheta,yuqigengleng,“xianzainiruyuanle,shiba?wojinggaonitangfeifan,jiusuanlibule,niyexiuxiangpengwo!”

lengbingbingdirengxiazheijiju,talanleliangchuzuzhijieliqu。

tangfeifanbenxianghuijia,keyanqianbuzhizenmejiushanxianchulezuotiankafeiguandeneiyimu,xiayishidikaicheqiaoqiaogenshangleneiliangchuzuche。

burangwopengnikeyi,danshi,zuotianniganmarangneigelaodongxilashou?

tarucijibukenaidiqugenzhaotudingshangtan,nandaozhishiweilenaxiaxiangmu?

jiusuanruci,kezhaoxinpingmingxianbushigedongxi,tawochuodexinsibuyaneryu。tayigeruonvzidaotadedipan,qibuzhengshiyangruhukou?

wulunzenyang,wojuebunengrangtaranzhizijifalvshangdelaopo!

二十分钟之后。

tangfeifanzuozaicheneikanzheyanqiandeyuexindasha,suihouquchushoujiyicha,xinzhongleran。

zheishizhaoxinpingfufudeyuexinjituansuozaidi。zhaotudingkaolaopocengyuefajia,“yuexin”erzijiuquziyuliangrendemingzidangzhong。

zhengzaichakanzhishi,shoujituranjinlaiyitiaosumochendeduanxin:“jiuwo!”