第五章 你不行! 

zongwutang,naishizongmenfafangmenfeng,shouzanggongfawuji、bingrenliqizhidi。

suoyimeitiandouhuiyoubushaodizi,laicibanlishiwu,huoshilingqumenfenggongfa。

erdanglinyunchuxianzaizongwutangshi,dunshibianxiyinlesuoyoudizidezhuyili。

yourenhuoxuhuiduizheiweicengjingdetianzhijiaozi,erjindefeiwubaoyoutongqinggan,dandaduoshurenshiwanquankanbuqilinyun。

jiantajinlai,jieshiyifuchaononghebiyidebiaoqing。

ranerlinyunduici,zeshiquanbuwushi,tajingzhilaidaozongwutangzhishidemianqian,yuqipingjingdao:

“dizilinyun,rujinyiyouwudaosanzhongzhijing,qianlaishenqingchengweiwaimendizi。”

huayinluoxia,zongwutangneituranyijing,suoyourendoubukesiyidekanxianglinyun。

“zhei……tadenaozihaole?jingranhaiyaoshenqingzhengshidizi?!”

“bukenengba,dangnianwaimenzhanglaobushishuotadexiuweiyijingfeilema,zenmekenengchengweizhengshidizi。”

“hehe,shuobuzhunrenjiayijinghuifuleni,nimenkebiewangle,zheixiaozibeibianweijiannudesannian,meishaojisuziyaoshijieyanghupeijian,henbudeguixiaqubajiesushijie,yincidelebushaodanyaoni。

sushijiekeshineimendizi,neimendelingdanmiaoyaobushao,woguji,tajiushikaozheixiedanyaocaihuifude。”

wentingciyan,zhongrenbuxiedepielepiezui:

“qi!yongdanyaoduishangqudexiuwei,genjibuwen,jingjiexufu,kongpayejiukanqilaiyouwudaosanzhongdexiuwei,shijililianglianputongrendouburu,kanlaitajinhouzainantupo,zhinengzhibuyucile。”

“ai,xiridetiancai,yijingduoluodaozheizhongdibule,zhenshikexiao。”

yishijianzongwutangneiyilunfenfen,zhongrenshenzhihaobuyanshidedashengchaofenglinyun。

kelinyunyijiushensedanran,tameiqulicaizhongrendeyanyu,ershianjingzhanzaizhishimianqian。

zhishishiyiminghuiyilaozhe,xingyang,maobujingren,danyishenxiuweiqueyidadaowudaoliuzhongzhigao。

zaiqimianqian,linyunnenggouganshoudaoyiguhendadeyali。

“jiannulinyun?”

yangzhishiyouxiechayidedaliangzhelinyun,xujiucaixiaodao:

“wotingshuo,nideyishouyangjianshuzaizongmenheheyouming。”

linyunwenyanbubeibukangdehuidao:“qianbeikeqi,qingwenwokeyichengweiwaimendizilema?”

“zongmenzuxun,fanxiuweidadaowudaosanzhongzhe,bulunshenfen,jiekechengweiwaimendizi,andaolilaijiangshizheiyangde。

danshi……nibuxing!”

yangzhishimanyouyoudeshuozhe,zheiranglinyunlianseweibian,chenyindao:“zenme,wochengliwaile?”

“heng!nidangnianxiuweijinshi,renjinjiezhi,yijingshiquzhengshidizidezige,jibianrujinyouyouwudaosanzhongdexiuwei,kongpayeshiliyongdanyaoduijiqilaide,genbenbushinizijixiuliande,tuyouqibiao,zongmenyaozhiheyong!”

chixiaoyisheng,huiyilaozhedandandedao:

“dangran,woyebushibunengjinigejihui,zheizongwutangdatinglidewaimendizi,nisuibianxuanyige,ruonengzaitadeshouxiachengguoshizhao,wojiujiniwaimendizideshenfen,fouze……”

huayinweidun,yangzhishilenghedao:

“haishigunhuiqu,laolaoshishizuonidejiannu,buyaolangfeizongmendeziyuan。”

binglengdeshengyinluoxia,zhongrenjieshidaizhexixuedemuguangkanxianglinyun。

yilinyundeshili,kongpazaitamenshoulilianyizhaodouchengbuxialaiba。

linyunmuguangzhishiyangzhishi,xinzhongyouxiexiangbutong,wuyuanwuchou,duifangweiherucidiaonanziji。

kejiuzaizheishi,yidaoyinyangguaiqideshengyin,zaitadeshenhouxiangqi。

“choushazimohuang,zhoushixiongkeyizhaoguzhaoguni。

zhiyaonizaiwoshouzhongjianchiwuzhao,wojiuqingyangzhishitongyinideshenqing,hahahaha!”

linyunhuitoukanqu,zhijianchuanzheyishenjinpaodezhouping,yaofuyibingjinqiaobaojian,mianrongjuaodezouleguolai。

zhongrenjiandaolinyun,fenfenxiangliangpangrangkai,tongshidaizhegongjingdeshensexingli。

zhoupingzaiwaimenkeweishiemingzhaozhu,danquegenbenmeirenganqudezuita,yuanyinbianshitadedage,neikeshiwaimentianjiao,waimenbangdisidezhouyun!

kandaozhouping,linyunfanyingguolai,nanguaiyangzhishihuiduitabaibandiaonan,yuanlaishishoulezhoupingdezhishi。

buguoyebunanlijie,yizhoupingtadagezhouyun,rujinzaizongmendediwei,rangyigezhishibangmangduifutazheigejiannu,qingeryiju。

zheishi,zhoupingzoushangqian,yiyanbiankandaolinyuntoushangdetoujin,dangjichaofengdao:

“dailegetoujinjiujuezhezijibushijiannule?tianzhen!woshuoguo,niyirishijiannu,yibeizidoudeshijiannu!”

ranerlinyunquemeilihuizhoupingdechaonong,fandaoshimianxiangyangzhishixunwendao:

“yangzhishi,ganwenningangcaidehuakedangzhen?woruojieshangzhoupingdeshizhao,shifounengchengweiwaimendizi?”

yangzhishiwenyan,yanzhongdunshanyimoyiwai。

danhenkuaitabianchenshengdao:“neishiziran,niruonengzhengmingzijibushihuajiazi,laofuganmaweinanni?!”

shuodedaoshidayilinran,kezheiyangzhishixinzhongqueshilengxiaobuzhi。

ruguoduishangbieren,linyunhuoxuhaiyoudianjihui,ketayaoshiduishangzhouping,kongpahuisidelianzhadoubusheng!

erqitawaimendiziyeshidachiyijing,tamenmeixiangdaolinyunjingganzhudongyingzhanzhouping。

gaibuhuinaozihaimeihaolisuoba,zhoupingwudaosizhongdexiuwei,bitazhengzhenggaoyigexiaojingjie。

tanalaidedanzigantiaozhanzhouping,zheibushizixunsiluma!

ranercishidelinyun,yiranhuitoukanxiangzhouping,lengdao:

“neijiulaiba,yizhan!”

wenyan,zhoupinglianseyinchendesisidingzhelinyun,zhengningxiaodao:

“fangxin,woshuohuasuanhua,nikeshiwoshouxiazuiguaideyitiaogou,woyidinghuihaohaozhaogunide!”

huayingangluo,zhoupinghongranbaofaquanbuneijing,shuangbeiruyiqingzhan,chaozhelinyunjisulvequ。

kaizhanshunjian,bianshiquanligongsha!

嗖!

zhoupingjisulvedong,daiqideqiangjingfengbo,xijuanquanchang。

“shenrugong,beiruyi,shirufeng,zheishiyingzhanggong!”

“cangyingbulie,zhezhongxushi,congzheishenzikanlaizhoupingzhangwodebucuo,dengtafeitianerqideshunjianjiulebudele。”

“ruciweishi,kanlaizhoupingdeyingzhanggongjulidachengbuyuanle。”

xingjiayichushou,bianzhiyoumeiyou。

zaichangdejieshiwaimendizi,yiyanbiankanchulezhoupingdexushi。

ranermianduiweishihairen,benxierzhidezhouping,linyunquechubianbujing,yiranbudong。

tashenzhishihuanhuanbishangleshuangyan,dannaohaizhong,quezhujiangoulechuhuajuanlimenghudeshenyun。

shashijian,yiguqimiaodeliliangzaitadetineiningju。

xushihuwei,xiaozhencangqiong!

“zheixiaozizenmebudonga,haibayanjingjibishangle?”

“haha!tayinggaishibeizhoupingdeweiyajiheshale,houhuibuziliangliqutiaozhanzhouping,zheihuieryinggaishiyijingfangqile。”

“heng,zitaokuchi,xianzaifangqiyijingwanle,dengsiba!”

zhongrenyishijianyilunfenfen,danjianlinyunjinbishuangyan,jierenweitashibeizhoupingdeyingzhanggongjiheshale。