“wopei！suniannigebuxiadandelaomuji，laoqijiadaolebabeizixuemei，jiannizheigegedatizi！”
“haiyiweishitianshangdiaoxiadejingeda，nengbangtamenlaoqijiakaizhisanye，zhuanqianyangjia，meixiangdaohahaha，niliangetiegedadouburu！”
“jiaqijiasannian，bieshuoshengerzile，niyagenliangepidoushengbuchulai，haihaoyisidangchuhewoqiang！”
“yaowoshuoa，nizheijiushidianxingdezhanzhemaokengbulashi，baixialeqixianggongneimehaodeyangmao，nenzhusideshenduan！”
“qijiameixiuleni，nijiumenglimiananzishaogaoxiangba！”
“qi！bianerqu！biegezheiaishouaijiaode，rangrenxinfan！”
大夏朝，清水村。
cunzhangchengyaozujiaxiaoerziliuyuecanjiafushi，tongguohounale“xiucai”mingfenhuicun，yixiazizhenggenongxiandeqingshuicungengrenaole，wangchengjiazhuhedecunminluoyibujue。
linfenghuahesunianyiyang，doushidaibiaofujiaguolaihexide。
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ersuniankualanlizhuangde，zhengshishigejidan。
zaoshangpopogangcongji**xiamianjianderehude，beilaoqingdilinfenghuapangshuodeshenziyixian，sunianzhixiangzhejidanhuibuhuigunchukualanshuaisui，fandaomeiguzigeerjiaohougenyiban，renzhizhiwanghouyangdaozhihou，hounaoshaobuqiaozhuangzaishidengshang，dangchangnaoqiaogebengyisheng，xuejianerchu！
kualanlidejidanyemeibaozhu，xilihualazazaishizhuoshidengnaizhisuniandeshenshang，yigebuliu！
“啊——”
zuikuihuoshoulinfenghuajianjiaoyisheng，buganxiangxinjiuqingqingyitui，sunianjuranjiuzheiyangle！
naozilishashibengchujigezi：wanlewanle，tawanle！
suizhetazheishengsihou，chengjiawulideqinpenghaoyouhewaimianzuolinyoushe，quanbupaochulaiyikanjiujing。
zheiyikan，kebazhongrenhedehundoufeile。
ganjinhujiudehujiu，bangmangdebangmang，qinglangzhongdeqinglangzhong。
zhongyubangeshichenhou，cunlidechijiaolangzhongsun夑quxiazhazaisuniantoushangdeyinzhen，zhangshulekouqi，“haoxianhaoxian，kesuanzhizhuxuele，zheiyaozaikeshenbancun，zheiyatoudemingjiusuandaluoshenxianlaile，yebaobuzhu！”
wenyan，zhongrenxuanqidexin，zheicailuodi。
dansheiyouzhidao，qishisunianyijingmeile。
ercikeweichizheijushentijinengde，yijingshiershiyishijitongmingtongxingyejidaxueshengsunian！
人称摆烂女王~
youyushizaitaibaile，daxuebiyehou，kaoyankaoyanmeiguoxian，kaogongkaogongfenshudi，gongzuogongzuozhaobudao，wunaisunianzhinengjujiakaopinxixihaoyangmaoweisheng。
deyiyubailanbuheshiyoutongxuezhengjiangxuejindehaorenyuan，tameigeyuechabuduogudingnengti300kuai。
zhei300kuaijiushitaquanbudezhichufene。
fangzishibamade，shuidianbuyongjiao，meitian10kuaiqianlinghua，jiashanghaohaoyangmao，riziyenengguodequ。
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naihemeihaoderizizongshiduanzande，meijigeyueshangzhanjieshuhou，bujinwujiabianguile，pinxixixiubuloudongdegongnengyebianqiang，sunianyixiazihaoyangmaowubikunnanqilai。
zhongyuzaimouyitianwanshang，tayinweilianxuaoyehaoyangmaobucheng，jingpilijin，qinugongxinerwang！
ranhoutajiutingdaoduanduanxuxuchaojiadeshengyin。
naozihentong，tingbutaiqing，jiuyinyuechegululai，cheguluqude，shenme“buxiadandemuji”
sunian：buhuiba，buhuineimedaomeitoutaichengle**？
【ding，wangzichenglongxitongbangdingchenggong！】
系统面板
【suzhunihao，shuojibushuoba，wenmingniwota。woshixitongmaloudoudou，nikeyijiaowodougedoudidou……fanzhengwusuowei，jiaoshenmedoukeyi。】
苏念：“兜可以？”
shuozhende，tayebuquedingshishenmedou，danruguozhenjiao“doukeyi”dehua，zheigexitonghaizhentinghaode。
比拼夕夕好！
“ye……xingba！”doudouduanzandechengxuwenluanlesanmiaozhong，juedingbujiujiedaihaodewenti，tadeganjinganzhengshi，burantongshengzhipashimeijitianle。
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suoyi，tabixuzijijiqilai！
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sunianjuedezijiyinggaihuanleyizhong“yitianbuhaoyangmao”jiuhunshenbushufudebing。
doudou，【suzhu，nizheiyinggaibushibing，shilan！】
别问它怎么知道的。
sunianbufu，“caibushi，mingmingwohaoyangmaobisheidouqinkuai！suoyi，nimenyunxuhaoyangmaoma？”
kandechu，sunianduizheigewentihenzhizhe。
doudougenglegeng，danxitongyijingbangding，chufeisuzhusiwang，burantameiquanxianhuansuzhu，suoyiquanhenglibizhihou，doudoudiantou，【keyi，womenyouxinshoudalibao。】
wenyansunianxuanqidexin，zongsuanluodi。
sihasiha，“neinixianzaikeyishuorang**male，buguoyouyidian，wozheigerenganbulaitilihuo，dangrannaolihuo……yebutaixing。”
兜兜，【……】
那你说个嘚儿？
haozaitaxintaibucuo，yingxiangbuda，【wangzichenglongxitong，gumingsiyi，jiushirangsuzhushengjigehaizilaijiaoyangchengcai，yidadaocujinweimianshijiefazhandemude。】
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shuohuadourenbuzhugengyanle，“buyao！bieyiweiwomeikanguoxiaoshuo，nimenzheixienasuzhudangxiaoribenzhengdexitong，shuohuadouwanquanbufuzede。nimenshuojiandan，neiyidingjiushibujiandan，wocaimeiyouneimerongyishangdang！”
兜兜，【……】
fansile，yiduiporenxiedepoxiaoshuo，shichangdoubeigaohuaile！
dantayebupa，zhijieshashoujian。
【suzhubutongyiyexingde，jiushixianzaisuzhuhounaoshaobushishouleshangma，ruguomeiyouxinshoudalibaozhongdezhiliaoshengshui，zhipasuzhujibianchuanyuejianhuiyitiaoming，yejiangzhongshengnaosunshangjiatanhuan，kongzhibulezijidekuxiaoheshiniao。】
“shenme？？？”suniantongkongzhenzhan，buyaoa！
zheijianzhibiqitianqiyehaobudaoyangmaogengrangrenbunengjieshouhaoma！
youleduibi，yixiazisunianjiujuedeshengwayangwaqishiyehaixing……
jinguantaqishiyidiandoumeiyouzheifangmiandejingyan。
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【zheigesuzhujiufangxinhaole，gongjurenbabadehua，baoxiaoyaxuanlailedounengxiazuide。】
hualuo，yizhangmingwei“gongjurenbabaqiyan”dezhaopianchuxianzaisunianyanqian。
工具人爸爸齐砚
sunian：／(=✪x✪=)＼
banshang，taweixiaozhecalecazuijiao，“haonixiaokeai，qingwenshenmeshihoukaishizaorenheshi，jinwanma?”
tianzhidao，tahaoguozuizhiqiandeyangmaojiushiyidongquannian888huafei，zhiyuguominlaogongnuanchuangshade，neishiconglaibuganxiang。
jieguozheiyisi，daoshichuanyuejufafulirangtayudaole。
dunshitouyebutengle，yanyebuhuale，hunshenshangxiadouyoujingerle！
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yanxiazijiananrenheerzidoubuzai，haohanbuchiyanqiankui，zuizhongyaodeshibaozhengniannianzheihaizimeishi。
wanyidian，tazaituorenbananrenmendouzhaohuilai。
zheikoueqi，chizaoyaoweiniannianchu！
“niannian，nizenmeyangle？”
“niannianjie，huhu，zheideduotenga，fenghuashenzitaihuaile！”
sunianlinglexinshoudalibaohou，diyishijianhelezhiliaoshengshui，danmeixiangdaozhihouzhijiehunshuileguoqu，dengzaixinglai，chuangbianjiuyouyidayixiao，hongzheyanjinglianmindekanzheta。
ertanaoziyichou，tuokouerchu，“daniang，jinwanqiyannenghuilaidongfangma？”