第1章

天宇国。

kangshunsanshiqinian,wuyuewei。

yemudichui,xiafengxixi,qingfengcunjiajiahuhumenchuangjinbi,luwuxingren。

zhanluanduonian,shidezheigebianchuixiaocunminbuliaosheng,cunminmenbaitianbuganyuanxing,heiyebuganchuhu。

“dongdongdong……”yizhenjicudeqiaomenshengdapolejijing。

“niang,wotingdaoyourenzaiqiaomen。shibushihuairenyoulaige?”luxiaohucengyixiaduodaoyerongdehuaili,xiaoshenbandouzaiweiweifadou。

“xu!xiaohubiehaipa,huairenshibuhuiqiaomende。”yerongqingqingpaizhexiaohudebei,anfuzheta,liangyanquetouguomenfengjinzhangdekanzheyuanmen。

lukanglumingxiongdiliangyirennazheyibakandaoqiaoqiaodeduodaoyuanmenpangbian。

guolehaoyihui,zaiyetingbudaoqiaomenshengle。lukangxiongdiliangcaibamendakai,yigehaizipatangzaimenqian。

“yi!dage,yougexiaohai。”luminghaoqidezouguoqubahaizifanguolai,shouzhifangzaitadebijianshang。

“dage,shigenvwa,haiyouqi。”

lukangjinshendekanlekanwaimian,meifaxianyouyiyang,“kuai,biefeihuale,xianbarenbaojinlai。”

“e!hao。”lumingshoumangjiaoluandebahaizibaojinlai,lukangganjinbamenshuanshang。

zheishi,zuoxiangfangdemen“yiya”yisheng,yigefurenconglimianzouchulai。

“nimenxiongdiliangbuhuiwuqu,zaizheiliganma?”

lumingshenleshenshou,chenshengshuo:

“niang!nikuaikan,womenzaimenkoujianlegenvwa。”

furenzheicaifaxianererzidehuailibaozhegewa,“huo,kuaibaowuliqukankan。”

lukangbamendakai,lumingbahaizibaojinqu,furenjingenqihou。

“aiya!nimen,nimenzenmehaibaohuilaiyigexiaohaiya?”

baozheluxiaohudeyerongjingyadekanzheluminghuailidehaizi。

“kuai,minger,xianbatafangdaochuangshanglai。”neifurenzoudaochuangqian,babeizinuokai。

“niang,zhei?”yerongbaozhexiaohuzhandaolefurendeshenhoukanzhechuangshanghaizi。

furenyongshouqingqingbokainvwalianshangdefamao,yijiarencaikanqingchu:

zheishiyigeroudududexiaonvwa,zhishilianshangdoushihuichen,huxihenweiruo,shenshangdeyifuyezangxixidedoukanbuchuyuanyangle。daoshishenshangkuazhedebaokanzhehaiganjingyidian。

furentaoleyixia,limianzhiyouyizhangzhi,dakailaikan,jiuxiezheyixieshengchenbazi,zaimeiyoubiedele,zheiyikanjiushizheihaizidechushengshijian。

shenyuebazhidiehaochuaijinhuaili。

“yi!shigemeimei。”xiaohujingxidecongyerongdehuailixialai,pazaichuangqiandingzhenvwadelian。

“nainai,diedie,niang,xiaoshu,tayihoushibushijiushiwomeimeile?”yerongganjinwuzhutadezui,shensehuangzhang。

“niang,zheibinghuangmaluande,womenjiamenkouturanlailezheimeyigehaizi,wopa……”

furenqingqingcazhenvwalianshangdehuichen,zhishizenmecadoucabuganjing。

“xingle,pashenmepa?tajiushigexiaonvwa。nanbuchenghainengbanichile?”furenhechizheyerong,“kanger,qudaopenreshuiguolai。”

lukangzhuanshenjiuqulechufang。

“niang,wobushizheiyisi,zhishizheiwaimianbinghuangmaluande,zheihaizixianzaizheiyang,womenlianjidiekanbingdeqiandoumeiyoule,zenmejiutaya?”

lukangduanleyipenshuijinlai,pieleyiyanyerong,“xifu,zheishinibieguanle,youniangzaini。”

yerongzheicaibazuibishang,furennaqipangbianpazizhanshuiyidianyidiandejinvwabaliancaganjing。

yizhanghaimeibazhangda,****derouroulianzhanxianlechulai。

xiaohuyoupaleguolai,dingzhekan,“nainai,zheimeimeihaopiaoliange!”

furencazhecazhejiukandaonvwadeyanjiemaozaidong,jiezhejiushixiaozuizaidong,quetingbudaoshengyin。

“nainai,tayaoheshui。”yizhidingzhetadexiaohushuodao。

lumingshenshoujiucongzhuozishangnaqishuibeidaoleyibeishui。

“娘,水来了。”

furenyishoubanvwabaoqilaizhenzaizijidetuishang,yishouduanzheshuibeijitaweishui……

muxueganjuedaohoulongkedeganteng,xiangshuohuaqueshuobuchulai,yihuiyouganjuedaoyourenzaijizijiweishui……

tayanlehaojikouhoucaiganjueshufuduole,manmandezhengkaiyanjing。

keshizheikandaodeshishenme?

tabuxiangxindebayanjingbishangzaizhengkai……

**!

huipopodenipeifang,haiyouzheiren,zenmedouchuanzhegudaideyifu?

zaikanyixiaziji,yishuangrouhuhudeshoujiao,haiyouyuangungundexiaoshencai……

o!maige!wozenmechengxiaopihaile?

nandaowoyexiangxiaoshuolishuodeyiyangchuanyuela?

lujiayijiarenkanzhetazheiqiqiguaiguaidedongzuo,haiyoubutingzhouqidemeitou,xinlidouyoudianbutashile。

“niang!tabuhuishigeshaziba?”lumingyihuodewendao。

tingdaoyourenshuozijishishazi,muxuejile!

坐起来瞪着他就骂:

“尼采系硕崽!”

zhongrentingdeyilianmeng,zhiyouxiaohutingdongle。

“ershu,tashuonicaishishazi。”

“pu!”yerongmeirenzhuxiaoleqilai。

“peng!”zuobiandexiangfangliyoupaochulaiyigeshaonian,“niang,niang,buhaola,wodieta……”

furenshoushangdebeizidiaozaidishang“dong”deyisheng,suichengzhazha,furenwanquanmeifaxian,ershijinzhangdezhanleqilai。

“你爹咋啦?”

shaonianyanleizhibuzhudewangxiadiao!

“wuwu……wodietachuanbuguoqi,koutubaimo,haifanbaiyanle。”

“laolu……”furennannanzhexiangzuoxiangfangpaoqu,xiongdijirenyegenzhepaoleguoqu,jiulianxiaohuyebeiyeronglaleguoqu。

muxuebiaoshiyohaizaishengqini,nenmengzenmedoupaole?

muxueyedengdengdegenzhezouguoqu,kandaoyigebandalaotouzhitingtingdetangzaichuangshangchuanzhecuqi。

tadiangaojiaogenyikan,kandaoleyizhangshuxidelian。

laodou!tazhongmeyezaizhe?

liansefaqing,koutubaimo,tazheishizhongdudufage?

furenzuozaichuangqian,meitoujinsuo,lazhetadeshoubuzhisuocuo。

jigeerzipaipaizhanzheliansedalazhe,manlianjiaolv。

“niang,xianzaizenmebanya?”xiaoerzilufengxinhuangdewendao。

furenyaoleyaoya,tongkudekanzhechuangshangderen。

“weijinzhiji,zhinengshifengzhutadesixue,rangtajinrujiasizhuangtaile。”

“keshizheiyang,ershisigeshichenhou,zhaobudaojieyao,dieta……”

众人脸色青白……

xiaonvwaganjueleyixia,faxianzijidekongjianhaizai。

taihaoge,youtazai,wozoukeyijiulaodoule。

“rangyirang,wokeyizoutae!”

jigedarengenbenmeizhuyidaozhanzaizuihoumiandeta,zhiyoulitazuijindexiaohutingdaole。

“nainai,nainai!meimeishuotakeyijiuyeye。”

xiaohudehuaruyishengjinglei,lujiayijiarendouzhuantoukanxianglezhanzaizuihoudenvwa。

furengengshituikaijigeerzizhijiebatalaleguoqu,yanjingzhizhidekanzheta。

“wawa,nishuodeshizhendema?”

“ngna!”nvwarenzhendedianzhetou,xiaoshouzaibaolitaoyatao,ranhouzaidajiajingyademuguangxiataochulaiyigewuheideyaowan。

“zhei?”yijiarenshensegeyidekanzhetashoushangheiququdeyituo。

xiaonvwayoujulejushoushangdeyaowan,lianshangdoujichuhanle,gangcailiaobokaidexiaomaofadoutiezaietoushang。

“快,七七!”

guishishenchade,furenjingtingletadehua,jieguoyaowanjiubatasaijinlelaotoudezuili……

“niang!bieya!”lukangtamenxianglandoulanbuzhu。

chileyaodelaotouxintoudoudong,kaishimengliedekesou……

陆家人大骇!