munanshenlengchi,“zuihaoshimeiyou。bulunnizuoshenme,zaiwokanlaibuguojiushitiaoliangxiaochou。”
suiranzijibuaita,danshiweishenmetingdaomunanshenzheimeshuo,xinkouhuirenbuzhudeteng。
tawuzhuxiongkou,yandihuaguoyisiluomo,zheicaitaitouhenhendedengmunanshenyiyan,“munanshennishaoziyiweishile,niyiweinishisheia。”
“你说什么?”
munanshensihumeiliaodaoshenweihuizheimeshuo,yiwangbulunzijishuoshenmeyangdezhonghua,jiangcidouhuimeipimeiliandecoushanglaitaohaoziji,zheiyejiushiweishenmemunanshenkandaojiangcijiuhuiyanedeyuanyin。
kejintiankantazheifumoyang,haoxiangbianleyigerenside,juranhunshenshangxiadoutouchuyigushulihelengmo。youqishitajuranhaigangenzijidingzui,“jiangci,nizuihaoqingchu,buyaozaiwomianqianshuahuazhao。”
bingfangdemenbeituikai,daduanleshenweidehua。
xiaotaodaizheyimingyishengjinlai,neiyishengkanleyiyanguizaichuangshangqishixiongxiongdeshenwei,yandishanguoyimochayideshense,suijilianquguangmang,chunjiaogouqiyimoruoyousiwudexiaoyi,“yoxiaosaozi,meixiangdaozheimeshenglonghuohua!”
shenweicumei,muguangluozaiyanqiandeyishengshenshang。
yishuangtaohuayanlidaizhexiaoyi,chunjiaoyouxiexiesideshangyang,shenshangmingmingshiyijianzaixunchangbuguodebaidagua,quebeitachuanchuleyiguziyaoyedeweidao。
妖孽!
zheishishenweinaohaizhongshanguodeci。
tarenbuzhudouledoushenzi,youxieehandedenglelairenyiyan,“sheishinisaozia,bieluanjiao!”shenweimeihaoqidedao。
nanrenhaokandetaohuayanweiweitiaoqi,cetoukanxiangmunanshen,“woshuosange,nimenzheigesanchawudelaiguangguwozheiyiyuan,yaoburangancuizhuxiadele!”
munanshenneishuanglengliedeyansaoguonanren,“tingshuonimenjialaoyezizuijinzhengzaijinizhunbeixuanfeiyan?”
taohuananhunshenyidou,“sange,buhoudaoa!”
zouguoshenweidepangbiantishenweijianchaleyibian,coujinleshenweicaijuedezheinanrenyanshu,huangranxiangdaozhiqianzijipiaozaishoushutaishangkongdeshihou,jiushizheinanrenzaishoushu。
“xiaosaozishentiyijingmeishenmedaaile,buguozheicinishuifeibuzhiqianshoudaoleganran,wodanxinhouqihuiyouyixiebingfazheng,suoyijianyihaishiduozhujitian。”
“yongyi!”shenweirenbuzhudao,“wokannishixiangduozhuanjitianzhufangqianba!”
“aiwoshuohaishixiaosaozinilejiewoa,sangeyoudeshiqian,woshuoxiaosaoziyaoburanniduonishuijici,duotiaojicilou?huozhewozheibianyouyao,nitunjike,huitounizhuyuanwojinidabazhe!”
“nidiaoqianyanerlilema?kenghuo!”shenweiyibatuikainanren,“buyaozairangwojiandaoni。”
taohuananyangmei,tiaolejigeyanshenjimunanshen。munanshennieniemeixin,“jingsheng,rangrenmashangjitabanlichuyuan。”
“niqueding?”beichengzuojingshengdetaohuananyouxiebukezhixin,“sange,nixiaoxinnimenjialaoyezizhaonisuanzhang。”
munanshenlenghengyisheng,youxiebunaifan,“meishihaibugun?”
“de,nimenliangjixuba,woxianzoule!”jingshengchaozheshenweizhazhayan,“xiaosaozi,ganggangneibimaimainixiangxianga,wojinidabazhe!”
“gun!”shenweinaqizhentouwangjingshengshenshangza。dengdaojingshengpengdeyishengguanshangmen,shenweicaiganjuedaokongqizhongsihuyouneimepiankedeningzhi,zhuantoujiuyingshanglemunanshenneishuangshensuiqiedaizhetanjiudeyanshen,renbuzhuduosuo。
shenweigenzhemunanshenhuilemujiadazhai,zheiyilushangshenweidoubugankaikoushuohua。zhuyaoshimunanshenzheigerenshizaishiqichangtaiguoqiangdale,zaijiashangtabushijiangci,jiupazaimunanshenmianqianluchushenmepozhan。
shenweiyimianxiangzheyinggaiyaozenmegenmunanshenlihun,likaimujia,bijingtabushijiangci,yebuxianggenmunanshenyourenheqianche。yimiantaitoudaliangmunanshen。
shenweishenxiyikouqi,shashadexiaolexiao,“neige,laogonga!”
“zhi!”yisheng,qianfangkaichedesijitingdaoshenweizheihuadeshihoujingsongdecailechache,xiayishichaozhemunanshendefangxiangkanguoqu。
zhijianmunanshenheizheyizhanglian,genbierenqianletaqianside。
munanshentaimou,henhendesaolesijiyiyan,sijibianmubuxieshidecaileyoumen。
shenweiganggangbeituruqilaidechachejiheleyitiao,jinghunweidingzhiyuganjuedaoshenceneiguzilengliedeqixi,genbingkuaierside。shenweipiepiezui,neishuangwuliuliudeyanjingzhuanleliangquanluozaimunanshendeshenshang。
munanshenlenglengdekanzheshenwei,neilengliedetongkonglidaoyingzheshenweijiaoqiaodelian。
tabukaikoushuohua,daoshiyaokankanshenweijintianzheiyixiliedefanchangxingweidaodishixiangganshenme。
shenweibeimunanshendingzheruzuozhenzhan,jiuzheimeyiludaolemujiadazhai。
sijixialaikaimenzhihou,jiuqiaojianyiminglaorenzhanzaimenkou,“shaoye,shaonainai,huanyinghuijia!”
munanshencongcheshangxialai,yebuguanshenweiruhe,zhijiemaizheqizhangdetuilvxianchaozhedazhaizouqu。
shenweirenbuzhuduizhemunanshendebeiyinglenghengleyisheng,yangleyangshouzhongdequantou,zhuanyankandaoneilaorenzhenglengyankanzheziji,congtoudaojiaoyiguziyinhandeganjuecuanleshanglai。shenweirenbuzhucenglecengshoubei,bianjianxiaotaotizhexinglipaoguolai,“muguanjiahao!”
muguanjiasaoleyiyanxiaotao,“haibudaishaonainaihuifang?”
“oo,shaonainaiwomenzouba!”
shenweizaixiaotaodedailingxia,yilucongdamenkouzoujinqu,bujingantanzheimujiadazhaihaizhenderuwaijiesuoshuodeneiyang,jianzhiguseguxiang。
doushuoshenjiazaiyunchengyeshishuyishuerdeshijiale,danshigenmujiabiqilaisihuhaizhendesuanbudeshenme。
shenweigenzhexiaotaoshanglelou,jinlefangjianzhihoushenweibuzhidaoweishenme,zhijuedehunshendoubuduijing,neizhongganjuehenqiguai,haoxiangshibushuyuzijideqingxu。
“shaonainai,nicaiganggangchuyuan,shentihaimeiyouwanquanhao。nixianxiuxi,youshenmeshiqingkeyijiaowo。”
xiaotaochuquzhihoushenweidaliangleyiyanzheiwoshi,shifendechenleng,kandechulaizheijianfangdezhurenshiyigexingzibijiaolengderen。
zoulanglixiangqiyizhenjiaobusheng,suihouwoshidemenbeituikai。munanshennazhejizhangzhizoujinlai。
shenweixiayishihoutuileyibu,muguangyingshangmunanshen。
munanshenzuijiaoqinzheyimoruoyousiwudexiao,nazheneizhangzhiyingmianpaidazaishenweidelianshang。
“签了它!”