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“dnayangbenbaogaoxianshi，shenwanningheshenfengdedna99.99%zhonghe，shimuziguanxi。”
hexunzhouditoukanzhejiandingbaogao，meigezidoucidetayanjingshengteng。
shenwanningshitaxiangaishiniandelaopo。
ershenfengzeshitalaopodewaisheng，yejiushishenwanningjiejiedeyifuzi，gangmanyisui。
liangnianqian，shenwanningdejiejiezaiyichangchenchuanshiguhouchenglezhiwuren，shenwanninghejiefubomudaizhejiejieqianwangguowaizhiliao。
shigeyuehou，tamendaihuileganggangchushengdeshenfeng。
tashuo，jiejiechushishijiuyijingyoulelianggeyueshenyun，shengwanshenfenghou，jiuyinyangshuishuansaisile。
yinweishishenwanningjiejieweiyidexuemai，youshiyifuzi，haishishenjiaweiyidesunzi，quanjiashangxiadouhentengai。
suoyinapashenwanningduibaobaojiuhaoxiangqinshengerzi，hexunzhouyecongweiqiguoyixin。
keyizhouqian，shenfengchuchehuoxuyaoshuxue，shenwanninggangxiangchouxue，jiubeibomuyibazhuailehuilai：“buxing，wanningbukeyi。”
suiji，jiubahexunzhouwangqianyitui：“yisheng，choutade。”
hexunzhoumeiyouduoxiang，bijingbomuxianglaibuxihuanta，kechouxuechoudaoyiban，shenwanningjiubugutaliansecanbaijicongconglikaile。
tazhihaoqiangrenzheyunxuan，fuzheqiangqubingfangzhaota，quetingdaofangneichuanlaitawennudeshengyin。
“niganggangneimekuazhangzuoshenme？yaoshirangxunzhoufaxianzenmeban？”
“duibuqi......woganggangyeshishizaitaidanxinbaobaole......wojiuxiangzhezhixiqinshuzhijianbunengxianxue。”bomubaozheshenwanningdegebo，kuzheshuodao：“wanning，nijiechushihou，hexunzhouyoubunengsheng，yaoshishenjiaweiyidesunzichuleshi，bamahuilaihuishalewode。”
tingdaozheihua，shenwanningqingqinglongzheta：“xiacixiaoxinyidian，bierangxunzhoufaxian。”
neiyishunjian，hexunzhouxintiaomengdizhouting，shoujiaojiangyingdihuijiaquleshenwanningheshenfengdeyashua。
yanledna，erjieguo......
tachixiaoyisheng，sheinengxiangdaoneigeaitarugusuidenvren，jingranhetajiefushengleyigesishengzi，haineiyangmingmuzhangdandiyangzaitademianqian，zhengzhengyinianduo！
真荒唐！
hexunzhoujiangjiandingbaogaozheqilaisaijinbaoli，zhuanshenzouchuleyiyuan，quleyijiahaibianjiuba，congchuanghudeweizhi，zhenghaokeyikandaosannianqianshenwanningxiangtaqiuhundeshatan。
cengjingdeshenwanningshitadeguang，yeshijiutayushuihuodeshen。
shinianqian，tashiwusuineinian，qinshengfuqinjiabaodasiletamama，fanghuoxianghuishimieji，yeshundaijiangtayiqishaosi。
shishenwanningchongruhuochangjiangtajiuchulai，bingbaojingjiangtafuqinzhuajinlaoli，panlesixing。
zaisuoyourendoumatashisharenfanzhizi，paijiqifutadeshihou，yeshishenwanningzhanchulaiweihuta，bingzizhutacongchuzhongdaodaxuesuoyoudefeiyong。
daxuebiye，tashoudaomingxiaotongzhishudeshihou，tashuo：“xunzhouwobuhuidangniqianludebanjiaoshi，niruoxiangqushenzao，wobiananpaihaoyiqie，jinsuiqihou。”
neishihoudeshenwanningjiushizheiyang，zhichitadesuoyoujueding，taquna，tabianquna。
houlai，taweiletajujuelemingxiao，xuanzezaihangshizuoyimingputongdegaozhonglaoshi。
shenwanningzequanchengyugao，zaizheigehaitanshang，yongyimeishikeladezuanjie，heyichuangshizhongxinshangpinlouxiangtaqiuhun，yishijiantachenglequanchengnanrenyanxiandeduixiang。
shihou，shenjiabutongyi，shenwanningdangzheshenfushenmudemian，kaichezhuangzaileyuanzilidedashushang，xianxiemeilebantiaoming，shenjiacaibudebutongyi。
kejiushizheigeweiletabuyaoming，jiangtacongshenyuanlizhuaichulaidenvren，youjiangtatuihuileshenyuan。
多可笑？