第1章
“那个小畜生呢？”
“rangneigexiaochushengganjingunchulai！kuaidian！”
砰！
chaifangdemenbeirenyijiaochuaikai，lengsousoudefengbaxuyanchuixing。
“嘶......”
xiayishibaozhushuangbei，xuyanzhengkaiyanjing，mohushixianzhong，yigeyizhehualiderenchongzijizouleguolai。
啪！
haimeidengtafanyingguolaishizenmehuishi，jiuchileneirenjiejieshishideyierguang！
“xiaochusheng，nijinggantoufuqindegudongnaqumai？！”
砰！
jinjiezheneirenyoushihenhenyijiaochuaizaixuyanshenshang！
“a......”xuyantongkudezhangzhezuiba，kanzhemianqianmoshengdehuanjinghaiyouxiongsheneshadezheigejiahuo，yanshenchongmanmimang。
wobushizaicanjiakaohema，zenme......
这是......
yishunjiandeshishen，rangyiguyouyigujiyiqingkejianguanshujinxuyannaozhong。
tabiaoqingdaizhi，muguangchongmanbukezhixin。
zijijingran......chuanyuele？！
congzhengzaicanjiabingwangxuanbadekaohexianchang，chuanyuedaolezheigemingweidaqiandewangchao？？
erzheijushentidefuqinxulie，zeshidangchaoshangzhuguo，zhengerpinguanyuan。
tingqilaihenweifeng，danzhenggexujia，genyuanzhuqishibanmaoqianguanxidoumeiyou！
yinweiyuanzhu，zhishixuliequxiangxiadalie，jiuhouluanxinghouliuxiadeyigesishengzi！
zaixiandaisishengzidoubuzhaorendaijian，gengbietiwubijiangjiudizhangshuchudegudaile！
xinghao，rujindengjibujiudexindizuikanzhongchenzimingsheng，jiashangxuliededuishouchadaoleyuanzhuzheigesishengzidecunzai......
suoyi，weilemingshengzhexiang，napaniezhebizi，xulieyebudebuchengrenyuanzhuzheigesishengzi，bingcongxiangyejiedaojingchengxujiafudi！
dan，zheibuguoshizuojiwaijiekandexiubale！
yuanzhuziconglaidaoxufuhou，bieshuoguodebixiangxiahaole，xiangfan，lianfushangdeyitiaogoudoubibuguo！
goushangqienengchidaoreshiyouzijidegouwo，xuyanquezhinengchizhecangenglengzhi，quansuozaizaiyinlengchaoshidechaifangzhizhong！
zhiyinxuyanzhishang，haiyouliangge“gege”！
taerren，shixuliemingmeizhengqudeqizi，dangchaoguogongqianjindeerzi，shizhenzhengdedixi！
youtaerrenzai，zenmekenenghuirangxuyanhaoguo！
napamingzhidao，xuyanzaixufudiweiliangoudouburu，tamenhaishikanbuguanxuyan，yizhemonvedaitaweile。
zhidaozuowan，xuyanbeizheiliangxiongdiqiangxingbaguangyifuzailengfengcigudeyuanzilizhanleyizhengtianhou，zheicaizaiwanshangyimingwuhu，jilezijichuanyuedejihui......
zhiyurujin，zijiweiheaida......
“fuqindeshuangyuyupeibushiwotoude！”
xuyannuhouchusheng，biaoqingzhengning。
rangzhengzhunbeizailaiyibazhangdexufengdunshiyileng。
“haonigexiaochusheng，jingganhouwo！？”
“genwozou，qudieneilidangmianduizhi！youbenshijiuzaidiemianqianyehouwoshishi！lai！”
jinjiezhe，xufenggengjianuqichongchong。
tazenmeyemeixiangdao，pingchangweiweinuonuodexuyanjuranganhouziji。
zijiganggangjuranhaibeitazhendejihedaole。
简直滑天下之大稽！
“nisuanshenmedongxi，houniyouzenmedi？！”
xuyancuileyikoukoushui，ehenhendedingzhexufeng，jixushuozhezaitatinglai“danibudao”dehua。
果然。
tingdaozheihua，xufengzhengdayanjing。
yanshenzhongmanshibukezhixin。
tazhilezhiziji，“nijingganzheiyanggenwoshuohua？”
“yezhong！yangbushudeyezhong！”
shuozheshuozhe，xufenggengshiluqixiuzisuishoujianqidishangdeyigencuzhuangmuchai，zuoshijiuyaoxiangxuyanzaqu！
“啊！”
“二少爷！”
jiuzaizheishi，yigejiaoxiaoshenyingchuxianzaimenkou。
kanjianxufengzheijiashihou，jianjiaoyisheng，suihoudunshichongdaoxufengmianqian。
sisidebaozhutadedatui，rangtabunengqianjin。
“ershaoye！！shibudea！shibudea！！”
“ninzheiyibangzixiaqushizhendehuichurenmingde！！”
lairenzhengshiyahuanxiaolian，zhenggexufuzhongweiyiyigeduixuyanhao，bingqiebatadangshaoyederen。
ruguomeiyouxiaoliandejiuji，xuyangenbenbukenengzaixufuhuozheimejiu！
yanxia，yezhengshitakanjianxufengfanu，caichongjinlaizuzhi。
zhishi，tajiaoxiaodeshenqugenbenbunengrangxufengtingzhiduojiu，fanerzhihuijiqitadenuhuo。
“gunkai！gunkai！gunkai！”
砰砰砰！
xufengjianyigeyahuanjingganlanziji，dunshichaoqishouzhoujiuwangdixiafengkuangzaqu！！
xiaolianyijienvzi，shentishouruozenmekenengshoudezhuxufengdeliqi。
zhinengyibianqinzheleisisibaozhuxufeng，yibianchushengrangxuyankuaipao。
“sangongzi......kuaipaoa！kuai......！”
“made，chushenga…！”
xuyanjiandaozheiyimu，muziyulie。
zhenggexufuweiyiyigeduizijihaoderenjingranbeixufengzheiyangda，zheinengren？！
xuyanerhuabushuoyigezhupaochongshangqusuihoushuangtuimengranfali。
砰砰！
yigelingliedefeitijiejieshishizazaixufengxiongkoushang，ranghouzhedunshizhongxinbuwenliangqiangwanghoutuiqu。
xiaolianzheicaicongtashenxiajiejiuchulai。
“sanshaoye，ni......”
“xuyan，wokannishizhenxiangsile！”
xufengnuhouzhe，zhidaoxianzaitahaishibuganxiangxinxuyanganduitadongshou！
xuyanquemeishuohua，zhiyongxingdongzhengming。
tajianqiganggangxufengshoushangdiaoluodegunzi，erhuabushuoduizhunxufengdeduzijiushihenhenyiji！
砰！
chenzhongdemenxiangshengxiangqi，zheiyixiazhijiebaxufengdadeyouruxiaziyiyangshentiwanqu，zuibagengshidazhang，fachuwushengdetongku**！
“跟我叫？”
“我让你叫！”
jinjiezhe，xuyangengshiyibazhuazhuxufengdeyiling。
duizhuntayuanbenbaixicikequeyinweichongxueerhongrundelianpang，jiushihenhenyiquan！
砰！
xufengbeidadeliangyanfanbai，yuanbenruyaqingxiudedabancikeyechengpitousanfaqilai！
然而，这还没算完。
jiexialai，xuyanrukuangfengzhouyubanmijidequantougengshijiejieshishidedazailetadeshenshang！
meiyichudoubiguoyaohai，danmeiyiquandoujiadalelidao！！
qianshi，xuyannenggouzaibingwangkaohezhongtuoyingerchudeyuanyin，kaodejiushiyishenjiweidiaozuandeguwuxiuxing！
砰！
zhidaozuihouyiquanluoxia，xufengzhenggerenyourulannitanruanzaiqianggen，lianjiagaogaozhongqi，hunshenshangxialiuxuebuzhi。
genganggangtimenerru，shanglaijixuyanyibazhangdebahuxingxiang，jianzhipanruoliangren！
xuyanzheishicaizhongyushouqilequantou，yibazhuazhubeidadebushengrenshidexufeng，tuozhetadeshenti，youxieqichuanyuyudekanxiangxiaolian。
shuochulaiyijurangtafanfuquerenhaojibianzijimeiyoutingcuodehua：
“xiaolian，dailu，qulaoyeneier！”