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“来的可真快！”
“kanlaishimeibanfajixutangzhele！”
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“ai！zhushibushuna！”
xiangdaozijimeiyounenggoushixianhaotianshiyanmubiao，haiyaojixuquchi，neizijizuodemeishaweidaodehaixianshaokao，luoyongjiushiyizhendeaonaotanxi！
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“报告将军！”
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lianfengzhenjingdexiangzhe，beiluoyongyingkanglieyanshenpanxingwei，zhenjingdijiujiubunenghuishendedukaaohuibao！
“quedingshimingsandaizhandoushen！”
jinguan，jianshidaoleluoyongzaihetianshiyanzhandouzhongbiaoxianchudeqiangdashili，dukaaohaishiyoudianbuganzhixin。
lianfeng：“shide！genjuzhandoushujufenxikenengxinghenda，danbupaichugengqiangdekeneng！”
dukaao：“ai！xianzaizheigeshihoudiqiuchuxianyimingmoshengdeshen，yebuzhidaoshihaoshihuai！”
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“youyisidexiaojiahuo！”
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kaishakanzheyanqianhaowutouxudexinxi，buyoudexiangqilemouzhiyinfatianshi。
话说两头。
luoyongliyongshunjianyidong，“sou！”deyishengbianshichuxianzailehaidaoshang！
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“呯！”
yizhiyiduodunzhongdejuwangwuzeiheyizhijidunzhongdejingyubeiluoyongrengdaoleshatanshang，zheiliangzhijuwubashijintiandezhushi，haimianshangpiaofudeshifushi！
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“niyaobuyaoqiuqiujiejie，shuobudingjiejiejiuhuibaoyangninileni？”
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tianshiyan：“he！xiaophai！”
luoyong：“he！nvren！”
luoyong：“womenyaobuhuanyigedifangjixuliaoliao！”
tianshiyan：“e！nixianghuandaoshenmedifangliao！”
luoyongkanzhetianshiyanyouxiebuhaoyisideshuodao：“neigesha！huangenenggouchifandedifang，ruguonenggouqingwochiyidunjiugenghaole！”
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“suoyi，xianzai······haihai~”
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“姐姐！”
tianshiyandehuayingangluo，luoyongjiuzhijiehanle！
xianzaiduiyuluoyonglaishuo，zunyanshenmededoumeiyouchifanzhongyao。
tianshiyan“·········”
zuizhong，tianshiyanhaishitongguotianshiguojigaoleyidianqian。buguoqianxianzaidoushishuyuluoyongde，yinweiyinxingkazailuoyongneili！
“woxianzainenggoulijieyidianniweishenmeyaoruanfanle！yibanrenzhenpashiyangbuqini，douchileyouyigeduoxiaoshile！”
“饿死鬼投胎吗？”
kanzheluoyonglangtunhuyandejinshi，tianshiyandaweizhenjing！
“嗝！”
“haojiumeiyouchidezheimeshuangkuai！”
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“zhandouxiaohaodeda，suoyixuyaobuchongdeyeduo！”
luoyongyilianmanzu，chushengxiangtianshiyanjieshidao。
“嗷！”
“是这样的吗！？”
“neinimensaiyarenyizuhenlihaia！jinjinyikaozishenshentiyunhandenengliang，jiunenggouhewodachengzheiyang！？”
tianshiyanduiluoyongdejieshigandaohenshijingqi。
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jiandaotianshiyanyouyaozaicibajianganjiadeyangzi，luoyonglianmangbuchongshuoming。
“需要！？”
“wozenmexiangxinnidehua！？”
tianshiyanhaishijingtidekanxiangluoyong，haozhanderenzenmehuishipinghederenni！？
“nihewojiechuzheimezhangdeshijian，nandaomeiyoulejiewoshishenmeyangderenma！？”
“zaishuole，woshuodeshishishi！”
luoyongduiyuweishenmexuyaohepingpingjingdeshenghuodeyuanyin，buzuohuida，meiyoubiyao！
“haiyou，wohenizhandouzhendemeiyoudongyongquanli！”
“nibiebuxin！yaobushiwoyouzugoudeshilizenmehuizhuanmenlaijiechunimentianshi！”
“nimendetianjiwanghexiyaoshizhidaowoxiangyaochitaruanfan，gujihuibawoqiebabanzhuangjinguanzili！”
“meiyouzugoudeshili，wokebuganxianzaijiuhenimentianshijiechu！”
tianshiyanyilianbuganzhixin：“nixiangchihexideruanfan~~~~~”