wozuozaihuijiadecheshang,shuadaolebiaomeiduanyiranfadepengyouquan,shiyizhanghewomamade**,beijinglidefangjianfen**nende,shiduanyiranxihuandegongzhufeng。
pengyouquanpeiwen:【xiexiemamayuanlewodegongzhumeng。】
ke,neishiwodefangjian,wodemamaa。
jiyijianjianhuidaoqinianqian,chuzhonggangbiye,duanyirankaishijizhuzaiwojiadeneigexiatian。
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womenyijiarendouxintengta,daitamaixinyifu、xinxiezi,daitaquyoulechangdongwuyuan,yiqixiaoxinyiyidixiubutadetongnianyinying。
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taduiwoshuo:「shiyu,wozhendehaoxianmuniyouzheimehaodebabamama。」
woshuoleyijuyihoumeimeixiangqidouhenhouhuidehua,woanweitashuo:「yihounijiubazheilidangchengzijijia,wobamajiushinibama。」
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jingfangtongguojiankong,chadaowoshiquletongxuejia,daizhewobamashangmenquzhao,zheicaibawozhaolehuilai。
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neitianhuijiazhihou,womameiyoumawo,jiushiku,maiyuanwobudongtadekuxin。
babazebeilemama,shuowobenjiumeiyoucuo。
jianyixianghaopiqidebabajuranfahuole,duanyiranfashengle,juranshuotayuanyibafangjianhaijiwo,kemamaqueshuochuwujiantaixiao,bushihezhuren,yaobumaigeshangxiachuangfangzaiwofangjianli。
e,tayezhidaochuwujianbushihezhuren,hairangwozheigeyaobeizhangaokaodenverzhuleliangnian。
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tazheiyangzuo,bierenjiuchibuleduoshaole,youyihuiwoxiangjiuzhengtazheigehuaixiguan,taqueyankuangyihong,shuoyiqianzongshichibubao,suoyicaizheiyangde,wenwoshibushixianqita。
womalikebangtashuohua,mawoxiaoqi,jinjinjijiao,baxiaquanjitale,qidewofandouchibuxiale。
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duanyiranchengjibuhao,kaodaxuehenkunnan,jiulianxiaoyidoubuduitabaoyouxiwang,pianpianwomahaizitaoyaobao,jitaqinglejiajiao。
woyouxiudechengjishiwozuinadechushoude,kewomaquebuhuiyinweiwokaolenianjidiyiduiwoduojiabiaoyang,fanerhuiyinweiduanyirandeshuxuedaohegexianlezuoyizhuohaocaiqingzhu。
womasixiagenwoshuo,biaomeihuoxujiushixiaoshihoubeiyifuzahuailenaodai,suoyicaixuedebijiaocha,womenyaoduoduogulita。
woxiaole,wojuededuanyirannaozimeihuai,womadenaozicaihuaile。
shishizhengming,womahuadejiqiankuaijiajiaofeidoudaleshuipiao,duanyiranzhendemeikaoshangdaxue,woxiangbumingbaizenmekeyiliumenkemudefenshujiaqilaicaiqiaqiasanbaifen。
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zheiwodaoshimeishenmeyijian,bijingwoyebijiaorenkeduodushuzheitiaolu。
kewomeixiangdao,duanyiranhaifeiyaohewoyiqibanshengxueyan。
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wobuxiangheduanyiranyiqibanshengxueyan,queshiyouyigejiaoweizisideyuanyin,wobuxiangtaqiangwofengtou。
duanyiranyichuanlexiaoyi,doushibijiaoyanlidexingxiang,dayanjinggaobizixiaozuiba,shaoshaodabandabanjiuhenmeile。
wo,yinweibeizhangaokao,aoyeneifenmishidiao,zhanglexuduodoudou,suirankaowanfangsongleyihouhaolehenduo,danhailiuyouxiexudouyin,keyihuazhuangyangai。
kejingxindabandewo,heshaojiadabandeduanyiranzhanzaiyiqi,yeshishudechedi。
mamadaiwoheduanyiranyiqiguangjie,tiaoxuanshengxueyanchuandeyifu,duanyirandaoshihaomaiyifu,yinweitahaokanma,fuseyebiwobai,henkuaijiubatadeyifumaihaole。
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keshi,tahaoguia,womenjiasuiranbuqiong,danwomencongmeimaiguobabaikuaideyifu,gangcaijiduanyiranmaideneijiansanbaiduo,wodoujuedehaoguile。
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mamaheduanyiranhuidaojiashi,haichezhesangmenzaiketingmawo,shuowoweileyijianyifujiufapiqi,fanletianle。
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yinweiyifudeshi,woduishengxueyanyijinghaobuqidaile,duanyirandaoshishoulehaoduokuaidi,doushixiehuazhuangpin,tiantiandouzaiyanjiuhuazhuangshipin。
youyitian,babadadianhuajiaowoxialounakuaidi,yixialoujiukanjianbabaqizhemotuoche,jiupailepaichehouzuo:「guinv,shangche!」
「quna?」woxilihutudishangleche,babadaizhewoyilufeichi,laidaoleneijiashangchang。
「bajintianfagongzile,zou,maiyifuqu。」babaxiaoxixidihuanglehuangyinxingka,lazhewozhibenshangchangsanlou。
neijianbaiqunzihaiguazaichuchuangli,wobashuo:「zheiqunziyikanjiuhenchendeshangwoguinv。」
ranhouerhuabushuo,yinxingkawangshouyintai「pa」yifang,haoqididuishouhuoyuanshuodao:「jiezhang!」
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keshibabashuo:「zheibujinjinshinideshengxueyan,yeshinidechengnianli,yibeiziyejiuzheiyicile,woguinvzheimebang,bieshuobabai,baqianbabayeshede。」
huidaojiashi,duanyirankandaolewobaozaihuailideyifudaizi,pinpailogohenmingxian,tayanlimingxiandihuaguoyisiduhuo。
wofeikuaidipaohuilefangjian,buzhiweihe,wojuedewoyaobayifuzangqilai。
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wofanshousuoshanglefangmen,jianchaleyixiabeiwozangzaichuangtoujudixiadeyifu,anranwuyang。
shunjianjuedezijineitianbayifuzangqilaishiduide。
shengxueyandingzailezhongwu,duanyiranzaozaojiuqilaihuazhuang。