“ai，meinvzaimeiyouzenyang，benshuaizhongjiushinimendebudaodenanyin……”
中海市，天麟广场。
yishendaopao、shencaixiaoshoudelintianzhengpazaitanweiqian，baiwuliaolaididaliangzheguangchangshangdemeinv。
neiyitiaotiaoyouzhangyouxidedazhangtui，baidegenxiangyaside。
youduanyoubodequnzifangfomeichuan，wanfengyichui，qunbaijiuzaifengzhongdangyang，yiyanjiunengkandaoneiruyuhuanendexiaojifu。
ruciliangchenmeijing，kelintianjiushitibuqiyisixingzhi。
zuoweishijiedingjideshashou，shenmeyangdemeinvtameijianguo？
yaobushijialidelaotouziyisixiangbi，shuotashaqitaizhong，henyoukenenghuizouhuorumo，yaolailianshenmelaoshenzihongchenxin，tadoubuxieyujinzheiyangdecheng。
gengguofendeshi，xiashandeshihouchulechefei，laotouhaimeishouletasuoyoucaichan，meiqimingyuerangtagengjiadetiejinshenghuo。
贴近个仙人板板！
qiaozhajiuqiaozhaba，haizhaogezheimeguanmiantanghuangdeliyou……
yincidaodazhonghaihou，lintianjihushenwufenwen。
haozaitayouyishenyishubangshen，baigetanzhuanzhuanwaikuai，jieguorenrendoudangtashipianzi。
zheidoulianggexiaoshile，liangewenxundedoumeiyou。
“niangde，zheirizimeifaguole……zongbunengquxuexiaodeshihou，haishishenwufenwenba？”
lintianshuangshouchengzhexiaba，manlianyumen。
tazheicixiashan，yilaishiquzhonghaidaxueshenzao，kaoyigeyishizigezheng，shunbianbangyigexinghandejiaoshouwanchengketi。
zongzhishenmejiaoshou，yitingjiushigelaojiahuo，zidonghulve。
zuiranglintianchoude，shicicixiashandediergemude。
zheixienianlai，tafuzezaiwaizhengzhanyangjia，laotouzifuzeyoushanwanshui。
jieguozheilaotouzijianzhishifengle，meidaoyichujiujitaxuxiayizhuanghunshi，rujintalengshiyijingyoulezhengzhengsanshifenghunyue！
zheidiergemude，jiushifengmingquzheisanshigexiaoguniang。
这不是开玩笑吗？
quyigeyangyigedounengnaodejiazhaibuning，yixiaziqusanshijige？
neihaibubazijizhadejingjinrenwang？
laojiahuozheijianzhijiushimanxingmoushaa！
zaishuo，huaxiadefalvyebuyunxubushi……
gujihunhaimeijieni，jiuxianbeiqingqujingjuhechale。
suoyitaxianzai，ningkenlusujietou，yejuebuquzhaozheisanshigeweihunqizhongderenheyige！
“xiaodaozhang，xiaodaozhang，bangbangmang！”
lintianzhengzaizoushen，erbianhuranchuanlaileyidaoyueerdeshengyin。
tahuiguotou，jiukandaozhanzaimianqiande，shiyigejiaodididenvhaizi。
nvhaishibajiusuideyangzi，henpiaoliang，yishenbaiqunpeizhebaisetongxue，kanshangquqingchuneryangguang。
cishi，taxiangshigangjingliguojuliedeyundong。
**debijianshanghaifuzhebobojingyingdehandi。
qiaolianyehongtongtongdexianggepingguo，rangrenrenbuzhuxiangyaoyaoshangyikou。
shengyishangmenle，lintianyishuangyanjingdouliangle。
“meinv，kanbingshiba？”
tashentilijizuodebizhi，taotaobujue：“neinikesuanshizhaoduirenrenle，wojinishuo，zanzheikeshiqiannianlaozihaole！jueduitongsouwuqi，yaodaobingchu，woguanniqisehongrun，titaikangjian……”
“我不看病！”
meinvlianseyouxiejiaoji，zuoyoukanleyixia，yaoyaoyadao：“laibujile，xiaodaozhang，wojienidetanweiduoyixia……”
“啥？”林天一愣。
zaitalengranjian，meinvyijingwanshenzuanjinletanweixia，ranhouliaoqitadedaopao，xiaonaodaijiuchenzaitadeshuangtuijian……
“wokao！wokao！！！buxing，buxing，zheibuxing……”
“meinv，nibieluanlai，wochengrennizhangdehenpiaoliang，danwobushizheimesuibianderen！”
lintianshentiyijiang，juzheshuangshoubugandongle：“nimenchenglirendouzheimekaifangme？jiusuannizhenyaohewofashengdianshenme，zanmenyekeyizhaogemeirendedifangbushi？nizheiyang，rangwohenbuhaoyisi……”
daopaoxia，chuxiaoxiaotingdaozheihua，qiaoliandunshizhangdetonghong。
benxiaojieshichujiadaxiaojie，zhonghaishidingdingyoumingdedameinv。
ruguobushibeirenzhuidewuluketao，nengchucixiacema？
jiusuanyaojiese，neiyeshiguominjideshuaige，lundedaonizheitubie？
tadunshiweiquwubi，shouzhidunshizailintiandetuishangluanqia，zuihouhaishiqibuguo，zhijieyikouyaolexiaqu……
“weiwei，nibieluanlaia！”
“bieluanpeng，**，laozishinanrenai……o……”
lintianyizhenshoumangjiaoluan，shuangshoujiuyaojiangxijiandemeinvlinqilai。
zhishihaimeiyoudongshou，jiubianchengleyishengyouyuandezhangyin。
zhouweiderenjiandaozheiyimu，yedoumanlianzhenjing，dunzuzhizhidiandian。
“ai，zhenshishifengrixia，datingguangzhongzhixiazuozheizhongshi。”
“shia！yidiandaodedoumeiyou，taibuyaolianle。”
“wogangcaikandaole，neikeshiyigedameinv，**de，haobaicaidoubeizhugongle。”
“……”
lintiantingdaozheihua，qidexianxiebengleqilai。
temedenimendoushixiadema？mingmingshilaozibeibaicaigonglehaoba！
buguolintianyelandejieshi，xianzaiyejieshibuqingchu。
“让开，让开……”
jiuzaizheishi，weiguanderenhuranbeichongsanle。
ersanshigechuanzheheisexizhuangdenanren，congsimianbafangweileshanglai，zaitanweiqianhuiju。
jiandaozheiyimu，lintianjiuzhidaozijiwuhuile。
tanxiadenvhai，yinggaishiweileduozheixieren。
tazheishianjingxialaile，zheizuyishuomingzheiyidian。
zheixieheiyirenweishoude，shiyigesanshichutou、shencaikuiwudeqingnian。
tacishiliansenankan，yuandizhuanleliangquanhou，yonglidisonglesonglingkou，dengzheyiqunrennudao：“feiwu，quantemefeiwu，zheimeduorenqianhoudujie，jingranliandaxiaojiezheimeyigedahuorendoulanbuzhu。”
lintiandetanweibingbuda，chuxiaoxiaosuiranduozailintiandedaopaoxia，dandabangeshentihailuzaiwaimian，zheiyimuhenduoheiyirenyedoukandaole。
tingdaoqingnianbaonudeshengyin，yigeheiyirenyingzhetoupizhixiangtanweidao：“laoda，nikan……neihuishixiaojiema？”
“chunhuo！nitemezhaosishibu？”
beichengweilaodadeqingnianyijiaojiuchuaileguoqu，jiangheiyirenchuaidaozaidi，nudao：“nitemeyoumeiyounaozi？xiaojieshenmeshenfen？huizuozheizhongshima？”
lintianwenyanrenbuzhuheheyisheng。
你家小姐很牛逼吗？
meicuo，tahaizhenjiuzaizuozheizhongshi。
“kuodafanweifenkaizhao，bixuzaichuzongdaolaizhiqian，baxiaojiezhaobuchulai，buran，dajiadouchibuledouzhezou。”
qingniandashouyihui，yiqunheiyirenjiukuaisuxiangsimianbafangsanqu。
renyizou，lintianshuangjianyikua，zhijieshuangshoutuizhechuxiaoxiaodenaodai，nudao：“renzoule，ganjinsongkou，luanyaogeshani？zaibusongkoujiufeile！”
tingdaozheihuachuxiaoxiaosongkailintian，taiqitouwangwaichouleyiyan，guoranmeijiandaozhuizijideren，zheicaicongtanweixiazuanchulai。
taqiaoliandouhongdaoleergen，molemochunjiaodenglelintianyiyan，dao：“sheirangnizhanwobianyide？”
“kao！ninini……nizheishidaodayipa！”
lintiannule：“niduiwoyoumoyouqiade，haichoucuodifangluanyao，daodishinizhanwobianyihaishiwozhannibianyia？buxing，nideduiwofuze！”
tashangxiadaliangleyixiachuxiaoxiao，liezuiyixiao：“yaobu……zhaogemeirendedifang，jianggangcaimeiwanchengdeshiqingjinxingxiaqu？”