第1章 城里人真会玩

“ai,meinvzaimeiyouzenyang,benshuaizhongjiushinimendebudaodenanyin……”

中海市,天麟广场。

yishendaopao、shencaixiaoshoudelintianzhengpazaitanweiqian,baiwuliaolaididaliangzheguangchangshangdemeinv。

neiyitiaotiaoyouzhangyouxidedazhangtui,baidegenxiangyaside。

youduanyoubodequnzifangfomeichuan,wanfengyichui,qunbaijiuzaifengzhongdangyang,yiyanjiunengkandaoneiruyuhuanendexiaojifu。

ruciliangchenmeijing,kelintianjiushitibuqiyisixingzhi。

zuoweishijiedingjideshashou,shenmeyangdemeinvtameijianguo?

yaobushijialidelaotouziyisixiangbi,shuotashaqitaizhong,henyoukenenghuizouhuorumo,yaolailianshenmelaoshenzihongchenxin,tadoubuxieyujinzheiyangdecheng。

gengguofendeshi,xiashandeshihouchulechefei,laotouhaimeishouletasuoyoucaichan,meiqimingyuerangtagengjiadetiejinshenghuo。

贴近个仙人板板!

qiaozhajiuqiaozhaba,haizhaogezheimeguanmiantanghuangdeliyou……

yincidaodazhonghaihou,lintianjihushenwufenwen。

haozaitayouyishenyishubangshen,baigetanzhuanzhuanwaikuai,jieguorenrendoudangtashipianzi。

zheidoulianggexiaoshile,liangewenxundedoumeiyou。

“niangde,zheirizimeifaguole……zongbunengquxuexiaodeshihou,haishishenwufenwenba?”

lintianshuangshouchengzhexiaba,manlianyumen。

tazheicixiashan,yilaishiquzhonghaidaxueshenzao,kaoyigeyishizigezheng,shunbianbangyigexinghandejiaoshouwanchengketi。

zongzhishenmejiaoshou,yitingjiushigelaojiahuo,zidonghulve。

zuiranglintianchoude,shicicixiashandediergemude。

zheixienianlai,tafuzezaiwaizhengzhanyangjia,laotouzifuzeyoushanwanshui。

jieguozheilaotouzijianzhishifengle,meidaoyichujiujitaxuxiayizhuanghunshi,rujintalengshiyijingyoulezhengzhengsanshifenghunyue!

zheidiergemude,jiushifengmingquzheisanshigexiaoguniang。

这不是开玩笑吗?

quyigeyangyigedounengnaodejiazhaibuning,yixiaziqusanshijige?

neihaibubazijizhadejingjinrenwang?

laojiahuozheijianzhijiushimanxingmoushaa!

zaishuo,huaxiadefalvyebuyunxubushi……

gujihunhaimeijieni,jiuxianbeiqingqujingjuhechale。

suoyitaxianzai,ningkenlusujietou,yejuebuquzhaozheisanshigeweihunqizhongderenheyige!

“xiaodaozhang,xiaodaozhang,bangbangmang!”

lintianzhengzaizoushen,erbianhuranchuanlaileyidaoyueerdeshengyin。

tahuiguotou,jiukandaozhanzaimianqiande,shiyigejiaodididenvhaizi。

nvhaishibajiusuideyangzi,henpiaoliang,yishenbaiqunpeizhebaisetongxue,kanshangquqingchuneryangguang。

cishi,taxiangshigangjingliguojuliedeyundong。

**debijianshanghaifuzhebobojingyingdehandi。

qiaolianyehongtongtongdexianggepingguo,rangrenrenbuzhuxiangyaoyaoshangyikou。

shengyishangmenle,lintianyishuangyanjingdouliangle。

“meinv,kanbingshiba?”

tashentilijizuodebizhi,taotaobujue:“neinikesuanshizhaoduirenrenle,wojinishuo,zanzheikeshiqiannianlaozihaole!jueduitongsouwuqi,yaodaobingchu,woguanniqisehongrun,titaikangjian……”

“我不看病!”

meinvlianseyouxiejiaoji,zuoyoukanleyixia,yaoyaoyadao:“laibujile,xiaodaozhang,wojienidetanweiduoyixia……”

“啥?”林天一愣。

zaitalengranjian,meinvyijingwanshenzuanjinletanweixia,ranhouliaoqitadedaopao,xiaonaodaijiuchenzaitadeshuangtuijian……

“wokao!wokao!!!buxing,buxing,zheibuxing……”

“meinv,nibieluanlai,wochengrennizhangdehenpiaoliang,danwobushizheimesuibianderen!”

lintianshentiyijiang,juzheshuangshoubugandongle:“nimenchenglirendouzheimekaifangme?jiusuannizhenyaohewofashengdianshenme,zanmenyekeyizhaogemeirendedifangbushi?nizheiyang,rangwohenbuhaoyisi……”

daopaoxia,chuxiaoxiaotingdaozheihua,qiaoliandunshizhangdetonghong。

benxiaojieshichujiadaxiaojie,zhonghaishidingdingyoumingdedameinv。

ruguobushibeirenzhuidewuluketao,nengchucixiacema?

jiusuanyaojiese,neiyeshiguominjideshuaige,lundedaonizheitubie?

tadunshiweiquwubi,shouzhidunshizailintiandetuishangluanqia,zuihouhaishiqibuguo,zhijieyikouyaolexiaqu……

“weiwei,nibieluanlaia!”

“bieluanpeng,**,laozishinanrenai……o……”

lintianyizhenshoumangjiaoluan,shuangshoujiuyaojiangxijiandemeinvlinqilai。

zhishihaimeiyoudongshou,jiubianchengleyishengyouyuandezhangyin。

zhouweiderenjiandaozheiyimu,yedoumanlianzhenjing,dunzuzhizhidiandian。

“ai,zhenshishifengrixia,datingguangzhongzhixiazuozheizhongshi。”

“shia!yidiandaodedoumeiyou,taibuyaolianle。”

“wogangcaikandaole,neikeshiyigedameinv,**de,haobaicaidoubeizhugongle。”

“……”

lintiantingdaozheihua,qidexianxiebengleqilai。

temedenimendoushixiadema?mingmingshilaozibeibaicaigonglehaoba!

buguolintianyelandejieshi,xianzaiyejieshibuqingchu。

“让开,让开……”

jiuzaizheishi,weiguanderenhuranbeichongsanle。

ersanshigechuanzheheisexizhuangdenanren,congsimianbafangweileshanglai,zaitanweiqianhuiju。

jiandaozheiyimu,lintianjiuzhidaozijiwuhuile。

tanxiadenvhai,yinggaishiweileduozheixieren。

tazheishianjingxialaile,zheizuyishuomingzheiyidian。

zheixieheiyirenweishoude,shiyigesanshichutou、shencaikuiwudeqingnian。

tacishiliansenankan,yuandizhuanleliangquanhou,yonglidisonglesonglingkou,dengzheyiqunrennudao:“feiwu,quantemefeiwu,zheimeduorenqianhoudujie,jingranliandaxiaojiezheimeyigedahuorendoulanbuzhu。”

lintiandetanweibingbuda,chuxiaoxiaosuiranduozailintiandedaopaoxia,dandabangeshentihailuzaiwaimian,zheiyimuhenduoheiyirenyedoukandaole。

tingdaoqingnianbaonudeshengyin,yigeheiyirenyingzhetoupizhixiangtanweidao:“laoda,nikan……neihuishixiaojiema?”

“chunhuo!nitemezhaosishibu?”

beichengweilaodadeqingnianyijiaojiuchuaileguoqu,jiangheiyirenchuaidaozaidi,nudao:“nitemeyoumeiyounaozi?xiaojieshenmeshenfen?huizuozheizhongshima?”

lintianwenyanrenbuzhuheheyisheng。

你家小姐很牛逼吗?

meicuo,tahaizhenjiuzaizuozheizhongshi。

“kuodafanweifenkaizhao,bixuzaichuzongdaolaizhiqian,baxiaojiezhaobuchulai,buran,dajiadouchibuledouzhezou。”

qingniandashouyihui,yiqunheiyirenjiukuaisuxiangsimianbafangsanqu。

renyizou,lintianshuangjianyikua,zhijieshuangshoutuizhechuxiaoxiaodenaodai,nudao:“renzoule,ganjinsongkou,luanyaogeshani?zaibusongkoujiufeile!”

tingdaozheihuachuxiaoxiaosongkailintian,taiqitouwangwaichouleyiyan,guoranmeijiandaozhuizijideren,zheicaicongtanweixiazuanchulai。

taqiaoliandouhongdaoleergen,molemochunjiaodenglelintianyiyan,dao:“sheirangnizhanwobianyide?”

“kao!ninini……nizheishidaodayipa!”

lintiannule:“niduiwoyoumoyouqiade,haichoucuodifangluanyao,daodishinizhanwobianyihaishiwozhannibianyia?buxing,nideduiwofuze!”

tashangxiadaliangleyixiachuxiaoxiao,liezuiyixiao:“yaobu……zhaogemeirendedifang,jianggangcaimeiwanchengdeshiqingjinxingxiaqu?”