（zuozhenv，sixianghenanxingbutong，kenengxiedeyouxiedifangpiannvxingsixiang，suoyiqingdajiabuyaozaiyiyixiexijiefangmiandeduanluo，tebieshixxxfangmiande。）
minguoshiwunianlayuechuqi，tianniumiaocun。
ningdizhujianvfeijia，zhenggetianniumiaocun‘xiqiyangyang’，ningjiahefeijiadedianhushangganzheshangmensongxiguozi，douqipanzhedizhujianenggounengjianmianyixieliqian，sheirangdaduoshudedianhudouqianzherenjiadezhangni。
tianniumiaocunyigongsanjiadizhu。
touhaodizhu，ningjia‘ningxuexiang’，rensongwaihaodayanpaozi，koumendezhu，gangengouqiangshi，bujinyimaobuba，zuilihaiyitaoyitaode，tashouliwozheqibaiyishiwumu，keweishitianniumiaocundeshoufule。
erhaodizhu，feijia‘feizuoshi’，feizuoshidenanrenfeishuanzizaishishicengyoubotianbaimu，feishuanziqushihou，feizuoshilachezhexiaoshuzi，jidangdieyoudangma，yongxinjingyingfeijia，yingshengshengcongbaimubotianjingyingdaolewubaiduomutiandi，qizhongliangtianjiubuxiabaimu，suishuomeiyouningjiadediduo，danshilunxiandayang，zaitianniumiaocun，tamenfeijiaganshuodiyi，meirenganshuodier。
sanhaodizhu，niujia‘niutianci’，suiranniutiancidieniangzaowang，quejitaliuxialesanbaimuliangtian，niutiancishiwusuidangjia，jinyongyiniandeshijianjiunianzouledianjitamenliangtiandeershuyijia，rujinershisuidenianjiyijingshixianlecaifuziyou。
zaitianniumiaocunliuchuanzheyijuhua：
宁家的地种不完。
费家的钱花不完。
牛家的粮食吃不完。
ning、fei、niusanjiajiushitianniumiaocundetian，tianniumiaocunsuoyoudedianhudouyaoyikaozhesanjiachifan。
牛家。
“shaoye，shaoye，tiandadehaoshi。”
niujiadeguanjiafuguijicongcongdepaolejinlai，lianshangdexiyuedouyanzangbuzhule。
niutiancizuozaitaishiyishang，shoulinazheyikuaixiandayang，chuileyixia，ranhoufangzaierduobiantinglegexiang。
“woshuofugui，tiantale？huangshenme？”
niutiancipieleyiyanfugui，sihaomeiyouzaiyitalianshangdexiyue。
fuguichuanyunleqi，xixiaoyankaideshuodao：
“aiyou，wodeshaoyea，tianmeita，danshihaoshishangmenle。”
“jintianningjiahefeijiajieyinqin，jieguoningjiaguinvbeimazijijiele，huoshangfanglele。”
niutiancifanleyigebaiyan：“za，renjiaguinvbeimazijiele，nigaoxinggepi？”
“maidia，andeshaoye，ningjiaguinvbeijiele，budechouyinzishurena？”
“zanmenzhenghaokeyichenhuodajie，maitaningjiashijimubotian。”
fuguiyuqizhongmanshijiaoji，cuoguolezheigecunkejiumeiyouzheigediana。
zaidizhujia，dijiushigenben，sheidediduo，sheidezibenjiuduo。
niutiancibuxiedexiaolexiao：“maidi？jiuninglaotouneigekoumenjinger，fencheluguotajiamenkoutadouhenbudechangchangxiandan，tanengweileyigeguinvmaidichouyin？”
buyaowenniutiancishizenmezhidaode，yinweitashichuanyuezhe。
tashicong2025nianchuanyueguolaide，neitiantazhengtangzaishafashangchuizhekongdiao，chizhexigua，guankanyangmiheouhaozhuyande《shengwanwu》，jieguomomingqimiaodechuanyuedaole《shengwanwu》deyingshijuzhong，chengletianniumiaocundedizhulaocai。
dangranle，chuanyuezhedebiaopei，fumushuangwang、jinshouzhidoushizidaide，tayemeibanfa，tayebuxianga。
“shaoye，bieguanningxuexiangxiangbuxiangmaidi，zanmendoudequkangerenaobushi，wanyinengmaijimudi，neiyeshizhuande。”
fuguiyemeiyoufanboniutianci，bijingniutiancishuodedui，ningxuexiangshishenmeren，zhenggetianniumiaocunderendouqingchu。
danshi，jihuijiuzaiyanqian，bushizenmezhidaoyidingbuxing？
“xingle，jijiwaiwaigemeiwan，niyaoxiangmai，jiutiwopaoyitang。”
niutianciconghuailitaochuyigeyindaizi，gumozhelimianyousanshidayang，tadianledianyindaizi，rengjilefugui。
fuguijieguoyindaizi，dakaikanlekan，ranhouxijinledaizikou，xiaoxixidecongtangwuzoulechuqu。
【zhuren，niduinvrenbuganxingquma？】
niutiancifanleyigebaiyan：“nizaikouchushenmekuangyan，anshiyigezhengchangnanxing，zenmekenengduinvrenbuganxingqu？”
【zhuren，ningxiuxiu，nvzhu，nvzhuei，nibuxiangqujiutama？】
niutiancitinghoujimeiyoudiantou，youmeiyouyaotou，tazaikaolvjiunvzhushiduizijiyoulihaishiyoubi。
suishuozaijiyilitaheningxiuxiushidaxiaoyikuaizhangqilaide，keshizicongliusuineinian，ningxuexianghezijifuqinfashengleyixiechongtu，taheningxiuxiujiuzaiyemeijianguole。
wanyixianzainingxiuxiuzhangliebale，zijiqujiuren，neiqibushichenglekuibendemaimai？
【zhuren，jiurenyiming，shengzaoqijifutu，keyihuodebushaozaohuazhi。】
“fangpi，laozishineizhongjianzhiyankaiderenma？”
【ningxiuxiuzhangdetingtingyuliyou！！！】
“meiqinyanjianguodedoubusuan，wanyinipiananni？”
niutiancihaishimeiyouqingyidaying，shenweiyigenanren，yigeyoudaodebiaozhundenanren，zhangdepiaoliangkeyijiu，zhangdegengewoguaside，juebukeneng……
【没骗你呦！】
niutiancimeimaoyili，nipianandehaishaole？
xiaodeshihou，piananchilenishangchenglideyaowannengzhanggao，jieguoshiputongdetangwan。
zhangdayihou，piananshuoyouyinxingbu，haishuoshigaokeji，jieguolaozipizheneikuaipobuqutoukanliguafuxizao，chadianmeiranglaodiedasi。
【xiaozhurenzhenshizhangdale，youjingtixingle。】
niutianciyiting，limafennudeshuodao：“nitamiaodeguoranyouxiangpianwozaohuazhishibushi？”
【zenmele？zenmele？nizanzaohuazhiganshenme？liuzhexiazaima？】
“xing，ankankanyoudasuanzenmepianandezaohuazhi。”
【anshashu（chuji）：5000dianzaohuazhi。】
【qiangfa（chuji）：5500dianzaohuazhi。】
【xiaodejininyouhui500dian，shouninyiwandian，ninkankema？】
“nishizhenheia，chujidedongxi，nijuranmaizheimegui，nideliangxinbuhuitongma？”
niutiancitinghouchadianxinzangzhouting，zijixinxinkukujizanlewuwandianzaohuazhi，haidasuanribenguiziruqindeshihou，zhaobingmaimani，jieguoniyijuhuajiuxiangpiananhuayiwandian？？？
【huozhenjiashi，mailebuchikui，mailebushangdang！！！】
“weileyigeshijinianmeijiandetongban，wojuedebuzhidang。”
niutiancidunshixieqile，suirandianshijuliyanningxiuxiuderenshiyangmi，danzheikeshixianshizhong，jueduibunengshangzheigedang。
【ningxiuxiuheyangmizhangdeyimoyiyangyou～】
【cuoguozheicun，jiumeiyouzheigedianleyou～】
【ningxiuxiuneidazhangtui，neixiaomanyao，neipiaoxiangsiyidezhangfa，haiyouzhumingxiaojiaoya，ninbukaolvyixiama？】
xitongdehuarangniutiancixinlizhicinao，ruguozhendeheyangmizhangdeyiyang，yiwanzaohuazhidaoyebushibuxing。
“果真？”
【果真！】
“骗俺怎么办？”
【butuihuo，zhituikuan！！！】
niutiancijianxitongzheimekending，yiyaoya，yiduojiao：“maile，shuaka！”
【nindexuanzeshizhengquede！】
【xiaofeichenggong，nindezaohuazhishengyu4wandian。】
xiayimiao，niutiancideshentisuyangkaishitisheng，ganjueshenshangyouyongbuwandejinger。
erqienaodailiyeduolexuduoguanyuqiangxiedezhishi。
【尊敬的主人呦～】
【xiaodezheiliyoudeyizhideershixiang，zhixuyao100dianzaohuazhi，xuyaogoumaima？】
“**～”
niutiancifanleyigebaiyan，zijixianzaishizheng‘zhi’ruzhuogui，hua‘zhi’ruliushui，haixiangpianziji，zuonidechunqiudatoumengquba。
——作者有话说——
qianqibubaobing，bubaobing，bubaobing！！！
wokanjianyoupinglunshuo，zheishinvpinshu，yinweinanpinshu，zaojiubaobingle。
wojiunamenle，kaijuminguoshiwunian，zhangzongchangshouwojishiwandajunzhangkongshandong。
zhujiaosuishuoyouxitong，keshiyebushiwuxianbaobingxitong，baobingshixuyaozaohuazhide。
erqiebaolebingyihou，xubuxuyaoyangbing？qiancongnalilai，liangcongnalilai？
genjuzuozhedechayueziliao，tonglingyizhi2500rendeduiwu，meitianjiuxuyao360gexiandayang。
jiusuanshizhujiaoshigezhujiao，youzhujiaoguanghuan，tashoudixiadebingyebuzhiyubuchibuhejiunengdazhangba？nidangzheishibusijuntuanni？
zuozhezaizheilitixingyixiazhuweishuyou，wumaoshuangwenkanduole，zhendehuiyingxiangzhili。