第1章

wolianaile,jiaowangduixiangshigeshibaxianxiaoaidou。

mimijiaowangleyinian,tadaiwoqujianletamama。

woyiweiwomenshishuangxiangbenfu,sheiliaotazhishibawodangzuoyigehuicaoshujuchongxiaoliangdefensigongjuren。

houlai,tashuozijibangshanglehuashenglaozongdenver,yangyanyaojiwohaokan。

wojiunamenle,wobazhiyouwoyigenvera......

nanpengyousongyunzeshigexuanxiuchudaodexiaoaidou。

wofenletaliangnian,aoyejitacaoshujuzuoyingyuan,pengyoumendoushuoworenshaqianduo,badabadehongpiaopiaozazaiyigegenbenburenshiwoderenshenshang。

tamenbuzhidao,wozhisuoyineimeshedewangsongyunzeshenshangzaqian,shiyinweiwohetamimilianaile。

womendeganqingshishuangxiangbenfude。

mingtianshiwomenlianaiyizhouniandejinianri,songyunzeyaodaiwoqujiantamama。

woxinxiruokuang,zaozaojitamailegexiangnainaidebao。

songyunzeshuotamamashuimianbuhao,wohaiteyijitamamazuoleyigediydexiangxunzhumianlazhu。

aiyusongyunzedeteshuzhiye,chifandedidiandingzaiyijiasifangcaiguan。

yuehaodeshijianshiwanshangwudian。

wotiqianyigexiaoshidao,songyunzehetamamawanlebangexiaoshicailai。

hesongmamadawanzhaohu,taxiaomimidiwenwo:「lushangduche,xiaosubuhuijieyiba?」

woganjinyaotou,bazhunbeihaodejianmianlididaotamianqian,youzhaohuzhefuwuyuanganjinshangcai。

fanzhuoshang,songmamaquanchenglianshangdaixiao,wobianyiweitaduiwohenmanyi。

饭后我去前台买单。

jiewanzhanghuilai,gangyaotuikaibaoxiangdemen,quetingjiansongmamazaiquansongyunzehewofenshou。

tayuzhongxinzhang,hualihuawaidoushiduiwodexianqi:「erzi,mamazhenbuzhidaogaishuonishenmehao!nijianglaikeshiyaozuodamingxingderen,zenmenenghezheizhongnvrentanlianaini?!」

songyunzequemeiyoubangwoshuohua。

tadeshengyinlanlande,daizhesanfenwanshibugong,「ma,xiangzheizhongshadajie,wojiuhetawanwan,nizenmehaidangzhenleni。」

songmamabuxin,zhuiwendao:「neinihaidaitalaijianwo?」

「aiya,」songyunzeyouxiebunaifan,「xiageyuewodexinzhuanjijiuyaoshangjiale,zheishadajieyoudianqian,wojintiandaizhetalaijianni,xiageyuetajiunenghuageshiwanershiwanjiwoxinzhuanjichongliang!」

wojingebuyi,buganxiangxinzheixiehuashicongsongyunzezuilishuochulaide。

liangnianqiandiyicizaixuanxiujiemuzhongkanjiansongyunze,woyiyanjiuxihuanshanglezheigeyangguangdananhai。

zaitashenshang,wokanjianleyizhongangrandeshengji。

tanuli,qinfen,dairenqianxu,yingjundelianpangshangzongshiyangyizhecanlandexiaorong。xianggexiaotaiyangyiyang,zhaolianglewodeshijie。

weilenenggengduodilejieta,wojiaruletadefensihouyuanhui,heqitajiemeiyiqiweitayingyuandacall,songtachudao。

yicixianxiajianmianhuishang,songyunzezhudongjialewodeweixin。

yikaishi,wogenbenbugangentazhudongliaotian,dansongyunzezhendehennuan,tajidehefensidemeiyigejinianri,haihuiqiazhelingdianzhunshiweiwosongshangshengrizhufu。

meicihetaliaowantian,wodoujuedezijigengxihuantale。

zheiyangdeshenghuochixulesangeyue,songyunzezhudonggenwogaobaile,tayaowozuotadenvpengyou。

shuoshihuawobeiheleyitiao。

aidouzenmenenggouhefensitanlianaini?

genghekuangwohaibitadalewusui。

woshizaibuzhidaogaishuoshenme,duihuakuanglidezishanleyouda,daleyoushan。

zhengyouyubujue,songyunzejiwofayuyinle。

tashuo:「jiejie,wozhidaozijimeiyouzigexihuanni,woshenzhidoumeibanfazaidajieshangtandangdiqianzhenideshou。danwokongzhibuzhuziji,woshizhendexihuanni。」

zheijuhuayourangrenshenhundiandaodeshenqimoli。

jiuyinweitazheijuxihuan,wojiupingzheyiqiangguyong,yiwufangudibenxiangta,momozuotabeihoudenvren。

baoxianglideduihuarengranzaijixu,songma**zhesongyunzelixiabaozheng,yaotazaixinzhuanjidamaihou,ganjinzhaogeliyoushuailewo。

songyunzexiaozhehongta:「fangxinla,nierzishineizhongbufenqingzhongderenma?」

huiqudelushangqilefeng,weiliangdeqiufengchuihonglewodeyanjing。

woceshenkanzheshenbiandenansheng,zhuangzuomanbujingxindiwendao:「aze,woyejianguonimamale。zheizhoumowobalaihaishicanjialaotongxuejuhui,niyechoukongjianjianta?」

tatingle,duzhezuiduiwosajiao:「jiejie,womashangjiuyaochuxinzhuanjile,depeihegongsipaotonggaozuoxuanchuan,niyezhidaozheishiwodexinxuema。」

跑个屁的宣传。

manzuipaohuochehaichabuduo,gangcaitamingminggentamashuoyougefupokanshangleta,yaotazheizhoumopeitaqusanyadugexiaojia。

wochuixiayan,zaixinzhonglengxiao。

juguangdengxiajiaojiaoruyuedeshaonian,yuanlaizaixianshilibuguoshigepizherenpideazaguaiwu。

wochengrenwobijiaofeichai,zhishigekaoxiexiaoshuoshixiancaifuziyoudewangwenzuozhe。dannaihebijiaohuitoutai,shengzaileyigebijiaofuyudejiating。

haoqiaobuqiao,guoneiyulequanlidingjiandehuashengdianyinggongsi,jiushiwojiakaide。

songyunzeyizhixiangjinjunyingshixingye,yuanbenwodasuanjianguosongmamahou,jiuzhengshibatayinjianjiwoba。

naiherenjiagenbenbujiwozheigejihui。