fensimenzaidanmushangfengkuangnahan，shekongdezhujinchendawanzhaohuhoulikejiushoulexiao，zhanweiyeqiaoqiaolixiaoqinglvyuanleyidian。
daishiqizuijinmeishaokanwangshangdefengyanfengyu，duizheigechifurenzhinengsuanshiyizhibanjie，sangerenlimaodawanzhaohuyihoujiugezizhandaoleyibianqu。
“a~suoyichizongshimeilaima？zenmezhiyouchifurenyigerena……”
“hahahahashangyelianyinsuliaofuqishichuile，nikanzhujinchendelianse，jiazaixiaoqinglvzhongjianganbugangaa？”
“loushangxingzailehuoshani，shuobudingrenjiachizongzhishimang，meilaidejiguolai。”
“ladaoba，jiemushenmeshihoukaibotabuzhidaoa？doucanjialehaizheimebushangxin，shuomingshenme，buqingbuyuanbei。”
“duia，haomenpopoduierxifuhaosuandeleshenme，renjiasuwanxibuxihana！”
suiranyijingzhidaolesuwanxijintianganbuhuilai，keshikandaorenjiachengshuangchengdui，zhujinchennanmianhaishiyoudianshiluo。
suoxingbuhexiededanmumeipiaoduojiu，xiayiduiqinglvjiudaole。
yishenganlianheixizhuangdeluwanzhenhuazheoumeiyanxunzhuang，qichangqiangda。
baiyanshanshanlaichi，yichuchangzhenggeshipindedanmubianbeiqifensituban，changmianshifenhongda。
daizuihouyiduijiabinlaileyihou，suoyouderenbianshidoudaoqile。
rendaoqiyihou，dajiadouxiayishilianggelianggezhanyiqi，zhujinchenyigerenzhanzaizhongjian，beigejiafensixicheng“renjiandiandengpao”。
baiyanweirenwenwenerya，yizhangwanmeiwuxiadeliangengshibeifensichengwei“jianmolian”，taruxingzao，jihurenshisuoyoudejiabin，keqidawanzhaohuyihouyoukanxiangzhanzaizuizhongjiandenvhai，weixiaozheshenchushou：“haojiubujian，zhujinchen。”
baiyanshigaozhongtongxue，zhujinchenjideta，bianyekeqihuiwo：“haojiubujian。”
errenzhijianzheishurendeqifenyoushidaidongleyiboreliang。
“shenme？tamenliangrenshi？？”
“kanzheiyangziyinggaishi，ganjuetingshude！”
“buzhidaogaishuosheizhansheideguang，tamenjuranrenshi！”
yeyoubulizhidefensiyishanglaijiu**kaimai：“shenmea……zhujinchenniliwomenjiagegeyuandianhaobuhao！nibushiyoulaogongma？ganmahaiqiangbierencp！”
“jiushia，kantaneimeijianguoshimiandeyangzi！gegewomenlitayuandian！”
youlurenkandaozheiduanmihuofayan，renbuzhuduidao：“qianmiandezhuixingbanaozizhuimeile？renjialaopengyouwogeshoujiushigouyinle？nimeishiba？”
“jiushi，zhenshimomingqimiao，yishanglailiqizheimeda，nimenshiduweiba？houmianhaigenluwanzhenyousatangyingyeni，nimenbudeousi？”
danmuyijingkaizhanle，lianggedangshirenhaizaiyouhaohuitan。
“meixiangdaonihaijidewo。”baiyanyiwaidetiaoletiaomei：“nigaozhongshihou，yizhihenzibideyangzi。”
“xiaocaowonanengwangle。”zhujinchendiaokanleliangju。
“laotongxuea？”yidaoshengqilingrendenvyinchalejinlai，luwanzhenshangxiadaliangleyiyanzhujinchen，gouchun：“nihao，woshiluwanzhen。”
zheirendemuguangrangzhujinchenhenbushufu，haoxiangdaizhetiaoxinyuqingmie。
buzhidaoshibushiyinweibaiyangenzijiduoshuoleliangjuhuatazaixuanshizhuquan，zhujinchenmeizaizhudongkaojinrenheyifang。
jiabinjieshaohuanjieguoleyihou，jiemuzurangtamenfenbiekaicheqianwangdiyigerenwudidian。
yinweicpshiyijingmingquefenhaode，suoyiqitadeliangrenyiche，zaizhujinchenzheilijiubianchengleyirenyiche，tongyidedapingzhibojianyefenchenglesigexiaoping。
genzhongrenfenkaiyihou，zhujinchenqiaoqiaosongleyikouqi。
xiaozhibojianshikeyikandanmude，daoyandeyisishitazheibianjiranzhiyouyigeren，neijiukeyiduohefensihudong。
zhujinchencoujinjingtoudakaidanmu，yizhangchuidankepodepiaoliangxiaolianturanduijin，yuanbenningzhidedanmuturangundefeikuai。
“嗨老婆！”
“jiejiehaopiaoliang，couzheimejinyanzhiyehaokangda！”
“dengdeng，meibianxingmeidiaotexiao，tatatajuranmeikaimeiyan？！”
danmuyingjiebuxia，zhujinchenkandeyanhualiaoluan，zhibuzhuodaolezuiqianmianneijuhailaopo。
weiboshangdeyikezhenziyeshichangchanghefensizheimelaopolailaopoqudeluanjiaode，yincizhujinchenmianbugaise：“geweilaogonghao~huanyinglaidaowodezhibojian！meishenmenengkande，neijiujidajiabiaoyanyigeyaohuashouzhuzhuxingba！”
“hahahahalaoponihaokeai！”
“laopohaoruan，tietietietie！”
“keshitahanwolaogonge^~jiejienizheimejiaowo，chizongbuhuishengqiba~”
chulesajiaomaimengde，yeyouzhengjingyidiande。
“xiangkanjijijichizongdadianhua！”
“loushang，chenfuyi！xiangkanjiayi！”
“臣腹泻！”
“加二！”
“加一零零八六！”
zheigeyaoqiubeidanmuzhongrenhuyudetaiqianglie，genzhededaobokanxiangzhujinchen，zhengqiutadeyijian：“chifuren，haoduorendouxiangrangniwenwenchizongshenmeshihoudaoai，nikannengbuneng……？”
zhujinchenshangyicijisuwanxidadianhuahaishiyizhouqian，buzhidaotaxianzaishenmeqingkuangle，juededagedianhuaguoquwenwenyinggaiyekeyi，bianyingyaomochushouji。
tazaizheibianchangshilianxisuwanxideshihou，qitasangezhibojianrenaojile。
renjiabenlaijiuzidaifensiliuliang，xiaoqinglvyibianhudongyibianhefensilaoke，daishiqizheiyizubahuanxiyuanjiasigeziyanyidelinlijinzhi，mofanfuqiderichangwenxinpingfan，yexiyinlehenduoguanzhong。
baiyanheluwanzhendezhibojianhaishiliangjiafensigengduoyidian，yinweizhiqianyeburenshi，cpfencaiganggangkaishimengya。
henduolurenyefenbiedunshouzaigejiazhibojiankanrenao，buzhidaosheishuoleyiju“chifurenjichizongdadianhuala！”
dapilurenlixi，fenfenyongxianglezhujinchendezhibojian。
zhujinchenmeizhuyituranbaozengdezaixianguankanrenshu，dianhuabochuquxianglesansheng，neitoujietong。
“jiji？”neitoudenanshengdichenyouhaoting，xiangshiyueerdedatiqin，yinqidanmuyipianhuachidejianjiao。
“laogong，nishenmeshihouhuilaiya？”gangganggenfensishuoxiguanle，zhujinchentuokouerchu。
shuowancaihouzhihoujuezijijiaoleshenme，xiaolianshunjianjiuhongle。
neitouyeshiyileng，sihushimeixiangdaotahuizheimejiaoziji，yuyuedidixiaodao：“henkuai。”
zhujinchenkeleyisheng，bieniudao：“shineigeshenme……jiemudoukaibole……dajiadouchengshuangchengdui……”
suwanximiaodongtadeyisi，zaicidishengbaozhengdao：“guai，wohenkuaijiuhuilai。”