第3章 你这么有本事?为什么还要做小偷

di3zhangnizheimeyoubenshi?weishenmehaiyaozuoxiaotou

linqingzhiyiliancuolengdekanzheyilianmanbujingxindenanren。

“tamenzoule,yishibanhuierbuhuizailai。”

nanrenjiletayigeanxindeyanshen,“niyaoshibuxin,yaobuwoquwaitoujinibafeng?”

linqingzhitouguomenfengsaoleyanwaitou,xunluoduidequeyizouyuan。

“nibangwoanzheta。wojitahoutuigufuwei。”

“nijiuzheimejiandansaoleyan,jiuzhidaotashenmemaobing?”

nanrenzuijiaoqingche,duitazheihuadaizhejifenzhiyi。

“zaishuole,nibupajitazhihaole,huitouyaochilenigenwo?”

“wanwujieyoulingxing。wozhihaoleta,tacaibuhuichiwo。”

要吃也吃他!

linqingzhishuozhe,shiyitaanzhubailang,yuqixixue:“nixianzaidabashou,hainengmianqutahuitoudantiaoni。”

nanrenzhoumei,ditouzaikanleyantixingzhizijiyaojianweizhidebailang。bailangdantiaota?neishibukenengde!

buguo,tadaoshixiangkankantajiujingzenmejibailangzhiliao?

bailangdehoutuishiduonianjiuji,tajitazhaolebushaochongwuyisheng,jibendoushushouwuce。

yaobujiushishoushu,keyidanshoushu,dagailvyihoutajiuyaoyikaojinshuzhijiahuodong。

zheiyangyilai,bailangyihouduidirendegongji,jiuhuiyouruodian。

suoyi,tazhinengxuanzebaoshouzhiliao。

naihezhiliaoduonian,bingqinghaowujinzhan,shenzhiyoujiajudezhuangkuang。

tashangqiananzhubailang,fangbiantajibailangzhiliao。

zaitayiweilinqingzhiyaodazhanshenshoushi,quejiantaduizhebailangdetuizhishijiandandeyigelazhuai。

“咔嚓。咔哒——”

“好了!”

linqingzhipailepaishouqishen,shiyitasongshou,“tuiguyijingfuweile。”

“这就好了?”

nanrenyiliancuoleng,duiyanqianzheiyimu,manyandebukezhixin。

这女人忽悠他吧?

“nibuxin,rangtaqilaizouliangbu。”

linqingzhishuangshouhuanxiong,deyidechongtatiaomei。

nanrenhuanhuansongkaizhiguzhebailangdeshou,pailepaibailangnaodai:“qilaizouliangbu。”

bailangzhuanlexiayan,jiedaominglinghou,shuncongdeqishen。

“keyichangshitiaoyuexia。”

linqingzhiyouxiekouganshezao,gancuizaiwuneiliudaqilai。

muguangchujizhuoshangdeyitongkuangquanshui,ninglexiagai,faxianshiquanxinmeikaifengde。

erhuabushuo,ninglegai,juqiduizheyitonghaoyin。

她太渴了。

weiledaobao,buchibuheyitianyiye。

jiashangyoushiqianyou,youshizhong**。

**?

taditousaoleyanzijikeyihuodongzirudesizhi。

jingjue,yaoxiaoshijianshizhenduan。

“meixiangdaonideyishuzheimehao!”

nanrenzouguolai,jieguotashoulidekuangquanshui,congyipangdezhuoshangnalechabei,daoleyibeiyouyadehezhe。

“嗷呜——”

bailangzoujinta,duizhetajiushiyitongmaimeng,cengcengceng。

xiachuidelangweiyaodegengouweibaside。

“taxianzaibujinnengzou,hainengpaonengtiao。”

nanrendehuayingangluo,bailangtudeqianzhibalazaitashenshang,houtuizhanli。

sishizaixiangtazhengming,taquanyule。

“suiranzhihaole,danyebunengguodushiyonghouzhi。yaorangtashiyingyiduanshijian,biepaotiaodetaimeng,yebietaishijing。”

linqingzhiwozhebailangdeqiantui,batafanghuidishang。

“为什么?”

nanrenyiting,dunjuebujie。

“tazheituijichixutaijiu,xianqiandezhiliaodoubuduizheng,jiashangtashoushangdeshihouyinggaishizainianyouzhanggezideshihou。zhiqianshicuoweizhanggu,xianzaicaifuwei,gufengjian,yaomanmanmoheshiying,buranrongyituojiu。”

linqingzhideyifanjieshi,nanrentingdeyizhibanjie,danquehaishipeihedediantou,“yuanlairuci。”

“duile,niyishuzheimehao,weishenmeyaozuoxiaotou?”

小偷?!

linqingzhishuangmoujingtidewangxiangta。

taquanchengmeishuozijishilaitoudongxide......

他是怎么猜出来的?

“你......”

tagangyaoxunwen,jiutingtakaikoujieshi:“nigenbailangbodoudeshihou,wotingmenwaijigexunluoderenzaiwaitouliaotian,shuoshidaoshangdiuledongxi。”

“woxiang,zheigeshizuoyongzhekendingjiushiniba?”

hualuo,nanrenyishuangrulanbaoshiyibandemouzi,bieyoushenyidekanxiangta。