“ruyuanyichangjiajiwo，nimanyile？”
yigechenhouyouxuruodeshengyinzichuangmanhouchuanlai，helejiangyuanyuanyitiao。
taxiankailianzi，zhongyujiandaolechuanshuozhongdeqishuo。
jianmeixingmu，shencaiqizhang，liansesuirancangbai，queyijiuzangbuzhuyanjiaomeishaofanchudelengliehesushazhiqi，yikanjiushigebuhaoredezhu。
keshuaiguishuai，shuochulaidehuaqueneimebutaoxi。
“谁稀罕。”
jiangyuanyuanxietayiyanzhuanshenjiuzou，raneryoujiaogangmaichuquyibu，ananneijiansousoudeshengyinjiuyouzaishihailixiangqi——diyigerenwu，jiuhuoqishuo。
bingqieweilebiaoshiduigangcaichongdongxingshideqianyi，ananteyinalexianchengdejieyaojijiangyuanyuan。
“youqingtishi，nimeiwanchengyijianrenwu，wojiunengmanzuniyigebuguofendeyaoqiue。”
行！
jiangyuanyuanmeihaoqidinaguoyao，haobuyouyudibaikaiqishuodezuisailejinqu，youbaoqitadetoushijingyihuang，kanzhetahoujiegundongcaifangshou。
suduzhikuai，lianqishuozijidoumeifanyingguolai。
“二十亩良田！”
jiangyuanyuanyibianchongqishuoluchuyigerenchuwuhaidejiaxiao，yibianzaishihailifengkuanggeanandejiucai。
youqiannengshiguituimo，tazhudingshiyigebushouchongdejiangjunfuren，dangwuzhijidangranshizhaojingjilaiyuan。
“nihaojingminga！”ananyaoyaqiechi，kaishihuiqichutouzaishihailishangcuanxiatiaodikenhuang。
erchuangtashangdeneigerenzhongyupaleqilai，yibusanhuangdizoudaojiangyuanyuanmianqian，lengxiaodao：“nigenhuangdizhenshibudeyishouhaoqi，tabangnijiaruqifu，nititaboquwodexinren，yaoshiwomeicaicuo，nimeimeigenwozhongdeyinggaishitongyizhongdu。”
“niyoubingba？”jiangyuanyuanmanlianwenhao，tashushimeijianguozheimebuyaolianderen。
“gouyaolvdongbin！gun！”shuowanzheiyiju，jiangyuanyuanzhijiejiangtajiudaomenkou，ranhouyijiaochuailechuqu。
终于清净了。
tazhangtanyikouqi，gangduanqiyibeichafangdaozuibian，shihailijiuyouchuanlaiananqichuanyuyudeshengyin。
“haoxiaoxihaoxiaoxi，mingyuanxingjunyijingzhanbu，niheqishuoshizhengyuan！！yincinidexiayigerenwu，jiushitaohaonidepomu！”
“噗——”
jiangyuanyuanmeirenzhuyikoushuipenlechulai，ananzebeijianqideshuihuahedeyibengsanchigao，maomaoquanzha。
“zhoushi？！”jiangyuanyuanbuxie，tazhengduoxjituanzhangmenrenshidoukaodeshishili，xianzaijuranrangtaqutaohaoyigeshishierdelaotaipo？
“zheimingyuanxingjunmaopaideba？kaozhenglema？meikanjianwogenqishuochadianjiu...si...”
jiangyuanyuanwuzhexiongkoupazaizhuozishang，tongdezhimaolenghan，ananyongzhuazipaipaitadenaomen，shayoujieshidao：“rumashenjunhuizaodaofanshie。”
“这什么破...”
jiangyuanyuanrensongle，xingxingdishouhuihoumianmeitucaochulaidebanjuhua。
guoran，tajiuzhidaozheixiegeshenjunmeiyigehaodongxi。
yuanbenzhiyoutahunchuanjiangjiadaxiaojie，keyaojiansimingxiandefeitengfeideheshenxiansimingyijiaogaoxia，liangrenqiecuozhejiubaananyesongguolaile，haibatasongjinzijideshihai，meiqimingyue“dashizhe”，shuobailejiushigechuanhuade，haidaozhitachuchushouzhi。
zuiyaomingdeshi，zheixietajuranhaimeifafankang！
“fansile！”jiangyuanyuanpudaochuangshangyongbeizimengzhutou，hunchenchenshuileguoqu。